There is a fifth place ring dimension beyond that which is known to programs with trophy cases..
It is a dimension as vast as any ghetto and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between stupidity and dilusion, between scoreboards and facts, and it lies between the coast and the summit of knowledge in Clemson, SC.. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Coot Zone.
Imagine a world where you are a college football fan. In this world time is only recorded in 5 year increments. Ladies and gentlemam come with me now while we take a look into the coot zone.
but it'd be cruel to add up the total score Good Guys vs. chickens over the history of the series... can you spell domununce, dahmunance, where's spell check when you need it?