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Topic: Seatbacks - I appreciate the thought, Clemson, but
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Seatbacks - I appreciate the thought, Clemson, but

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 1:02 PM
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I am a larger man. I don't mind admitting that ... Around 255, 5'-7" on a good day (lol). A coupla inches more if I wear my work boots.

Anyways, does anyone else find the seatbacks some what restraining? I could stretch my legs which is good for my gout, but my had to keep my arms in front of me the whole time and think i lost bloodflow after the 2nd touchown.


Re: Seatbacks - I appreciate the thought, Clemson, but

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 1:10 PM
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Do you normally purchase two seats for yourself (without seat backs) so as to not inconvenience those sitting beside you?

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 1:13 PM
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Yep.

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 1:14 PM
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This Covid season would be ideal for him since there is no one in front or behind due to staggering and no one on one side. Plenty of room to lean back and spread out a few extra inches. What’s worse about the seat backs is a game after it’s been raining. They store water that keeps coming out when you sit down.

In a regular season what I like about the seat backs is they reserve your space. Your ticket only buys you so many inches of the bleacher. And kids are always inviting extra friends over to sit and try squeezing everyone else out of their seats. Seat backs stop that so we always order seat backs.

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Count on a Swimmer to Fatshame

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 2:57 PM
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Shaming and puking their food like a model are just taught to them at an early age. Not their fault.

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Re: Count on a Swimmer to Fatshame

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:05 PM
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Nah, I’ve got the fats. I’m almost 250 now, but 6’1”. Was 155 in college.

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I dated a swimmer in HS and no matter how many showers

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:10 PM
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she took she always smelled of chlorine. This was early 80s, is that a thing or did she just not take showers :)

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Re: I dated a swimmer in HS and no matter how many showers

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:14 PM
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That’s a thing.

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was she a bleach blonde? Might explain it............

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:31 PM
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:)

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I feel your pain

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 4:16 PM
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I’m about the same height and was 175 at graduation. Now my scale seems to be off by about 60 lbs. Weird thing is I drank a lot more beer and ate a lot more pizza back then too.

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Re: Seatbacks - I appreciate the thought, Clemson, but

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:13 PM
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tiger_swimmer® Be like



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Don't be too proud to request handicapped accessible seating

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 1:12 PM
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Have an usher wheel you into a spot at the end of the isle and enjoy the game in comfort.

They typically won't even check your cart throughly enough to discover your 2 liter "pee on the go" sprite bottle. Explain to them it's for diabetes, if they see it.

Hope that helps! GO TIGERS!


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Let me take that to the next level.

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Posted: Sep 23, 2020 8:15 AM
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Rig up a fake urine sack like you sometime see on the side of wheel chairs. Fill it with Fireball or another type of bourbon.

You could also fill a colostomy bag with some chili or pudding.

That way your fatazz wouldn't have to navigate through the concession lines.

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Just take them seatbacks off, fold 'em up, and use 'em

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 1:16 PM
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for a foot rest on the row below you. Sorta like an ottoman. That should help with the gout too.


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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 1:27 PM
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I am 5'11" and 200 and I find them uncomfortable.

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Re: Seatbacks - I appreciate the thought, Clemson, but


Posted: Sep 25, 2020 11:04 AM
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I know how you feel buddy. I'm also short and have weighed over 200# and I found that uncomfortable too.

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Lost bloodflow to what?***

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 2:41 PM
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I'm all about being inclusive but you people should really

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 2:42 PM
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exercise more often. I'm 5'7" and 145 lbs when cutting, 165 when bulking. I could easily take on two men your size because I care about my body and take care of myself with Crossfit, Krav Maga, Spartan Races, and occasional yoga as well. 5'7" and 255 is morbidly obese bro, you need to consider whether or not you want to be here next year because at that pace, you will be dead with Covid or just diabetes and/or heart attack. Take better care of yourself or just stay home, you people gross me out.


Re: I'm all about being inclusive but you people should really

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 2:46 PM
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A CrossFitter telling everyone that he CrossFits.
And looking down on those who don’t.
How unusual.

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Maybe you should join up some time. Or maybe you cannot

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:26 PM
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keep up.


Yeah, maybe.

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 8:23 PM
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Man, I sure hope you’re vegan.

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Does that have something to do with clothes? Sounds like

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:34 PM
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clothes fitting or something.

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Swimmer's got some lbs safe to say....


Posted: Sep 22, 2020 8:20 PM
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Internet Crossfitter One Level Evolved From an Internet

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:00 PM
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Bully. They all love to fitness shame others makes them feel better about some other condition that they have a complex about....Small Junk...Crap Job (Usually a fitness instructor making less than a grocery clerk)...or Socially unbearable (going on divorce 7).

Live and let live dude, nobody wants your coaching here.

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Hmmm, wonder why your username has "morbid" in it,

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:28 PM
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probably from being morbidly obese. Check that BMI, broseph.


Hey The Soyboys at The Gym Called They Said You Are Late

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:36 PM
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For your turn to oil up your bros....Make sure you post the video on Grinder.....Tool

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Tool?

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:37 PM
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Yeah man, we pump some Tool while doing clean and jerks. Gotta get in the right mindset.


^^If this converation doesn't linger into tomorrow^^

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 8:44 PM
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Im gonna be sooo pist

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If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them use weak and inferior materials during construction?


lulz at "pump some tool"


Posted: Sep 23, 2020 11:29 AM
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why don't you come over here and pump this tool *points to junk*

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Re: I'm all about being inclusive but you people should really

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:13 PM
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"You people"
Really?!

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Class of '87


Sounded better than "You fats" or something similar.

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:28 PM
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My apologies if that got twisted. I didn't know how you like to be referenced.


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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:21 PM
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Know how I know you’re a tool?

-You’re bragging about your measurements at 5,7”
-You took the time to say “occasional” yoga as if that makes you sound less ghey
-You hijacked a thread about seat backs to let us all know you CrossFit.

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Re: I'm all about being inclusive but you people should really

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:27 PM
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Like the lisping Rudy guy on steroids in 50 First Dates.

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Her name is Drew Barrymore and she is too famous for you to

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:31 PM
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not know her name.


Actually it’s Sean Astin. But thanks for trying. Don’t strain yourself.

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 8:25 PM
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Great pecs, sweet shirt collection, the shorts are quite

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Posted: Sep 23, 2020 7:38 AM
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long though.


I'm trying to be helpful so some of you will live to see

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:30 PM
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2021 and maybe see your pants button again one day. Not sure where all the animosity is coming from but it may be from all the terrible food choices.


Your influencing techniques need a lot of work

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:37 PM
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I'm sure your a real fun guy at parties

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Parties are just ways of introducing bad eating and drinking

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:39 PM
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to a healthy life, plus you don't get the proper amount of sleep. Eat right, drink right, sleep right, and exercise daily and you can beat this weight problem. Anyone can, even you!


Hey Geenr, I agree completely about the exercise and

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:42 PM
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good diet. Just drop the d-bag crossfitter schtick and you would make a few more friends. ####, I'd invite you to my tailgate, when we can again, and we can share smoothie recipes and debate on squats everyday or nah

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There is no debate. If you aren't ATG every day, you aren't

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:44 PM
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getting your full workout in.

Let's meat up for sure. Crossfit is just one of my many hobbies. Vegan cooking and volunteering at a center for rescue dogs are some other things I would love to discuss. I'm also a bit of a European Football fan, but I am a little embarrassed of that one. Lot's of people think I am a little bit gay because of that one.


No judgement here man, but theyre ain't anything that's

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:47 PM
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"a little bit gay"


either you are or you arent, sounds like youve heard some gibbersh at a Presbyterian church

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Re: I'm trying to be helpful--not doing it the right way

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 8:26 PM
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If you want to help someone, try not saying they gross you out. Kindness is an invaluable asset.

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Gonna have to set you up a match with Bulldog!

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:32 PM
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:)

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i should of clarified that i am 255 fully dressed

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:33 PM
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when naked and after a good sit n spray, I can cut to about 248.


If you are only dropping 7 after a good mud blowing,

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 4:00 PM
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you clearly need more fiber in your diet.

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I know. These fattys been eating too much

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 4:05 PM
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Cheddar bay bisquits and Hardees #2 with large fries

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:38 PM
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Buddy I’ll have you know that even if I’m technically “morbidly obese” and my diabetes has taken my left foot, I’d still whip your scrawny little yoga pansy tail.


Hey, I laughed about Yoga too, but it is a great whole body

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:40 PM
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workout and, I'm not gonna lie, the pants feel fantastic. Nothing like some spandex to get me excited.


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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 4:02 PM
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What in heavens name did his questions have to do with this dribble?


*drivel

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 4:06 PM
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If you are a medic, you should know the difference.


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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 4:06 PM
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I agree, Greenr's post is so awful it might even be a double dribble.


I know plenty of women who crossfit

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 4:10 PM
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They are about 5'7" 145 also.

a few tats, deep voices, most are single.

Imagine that.

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Noice.

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 4:12 PM
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Got any pigs of them?


Sounds like they take care of their bodies. Treat it like

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Posted: Sep 23, 2020 7:42 AM
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a temple, not a dumpster.


Sounds like you treat your body like at temple, except

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Posted: Sep 23, 2020 8:12 AM
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on the weekends when you treat it like a dumpster.













cumdumpster, that is.

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Do you wear a mask and tell everyone else to do the same?


Posted: Sep 22, 2020 8:56 PM
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I bet you do.

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I don't have a problem wearing masks, sometimes I work out

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Posted: Sep 23, 2020 8:56 AM
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with the Training Mask 2.0 (see below) on to simulate training at high elevation. It really opens the lungs up and improves my cardiovascular health as well as my endurance. I know some of you fats cannot breathe with a medical mask on so you are refusing to wear them which should be 100% a wakeup call to you. You can improve your life, just put a little effort in. Start with push-aways, it's like push ups but instead of lifting your body off the ground, you are just pushing away that second plate of corndog nuggest and tater tots.

https://www.trainingmask.com/training-masks/training-mask-2-0/



I'm confused.


Posted: Sep 23, 2020 11:31 AM
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Where does the pekkr go?

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Hey fatty, how about think about exercising

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:36 PM
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and eating right ? I'm not a d-bag cross fitter like this Geenr dude, but at least have some self respect

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The right answer is that Clemson needs to go ahead and

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:49 PM
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install stadium seating. The seatbacks still allow you fats to overflow into adjacent seating - a stadium seat will force you to stuff your lard ### into a confined space. However, this is just a half measure, since your upper body will mushroom over the sides of the seat.

Perhaps, in this new normal age of Covid and obesity, we should explore cubicle seating...



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I am all for fat shaming people

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:52 PM
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it worked great until these Mellenials got "in theyre feelings"


pansy-### generation

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maybe you should have red shirted this year...

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:51 PM
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I'm sure there are 5 other people that would like to have your seats

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Re: maybe you should have red shirted this year...

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 3:57 PM
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This thread got super weird. I LOVE it!!!

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Re: maybe you should have red shirted this year...

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 5:56 PM
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I agree something went terribly wrong on this thread.


Ever wish you could thumbs up a post more than once??***

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Re: Ever wish you could thumbs up a post more than once??***

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Posted: Sep 23, 2020 3:00 PM
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Indeed!!

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I'm totally and completely serious.

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Fat shaming AND a double thumber?


Posted: Sep 23, 2020 3:40 PM
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Good grief man!


why are you such a bigoted racist? Relax. It's hump day.***

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Why I gotta be a BIGot?


Posted: Sep 23, 2020 4:39 PM
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There you go again calling people big. Lissen mane, the OP apparently loves mountain dew and donuts. I'm sure you have your vices as well.


Re: I'm totally and completely serious.


Posted: Sep 23, 2020 9:13 PM
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Iza glitch in the matrix. Don’t buy any stock tomorrow.

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seats or seat


Posted: Sep 22, 2020 4:11 PM
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Important

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 4:16 PM
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How about a salad every now and then fatty Jesus Christ. Morbidly obese and complaining about the seatbacks not being comfortable. Unbelievable


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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 5:35 PM
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I’ll take the OP and morbidly obese over you and your crap troll posts any day.

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The truth is no longer popular, but America was a far better

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 7:09 PM
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place before PC culture!

Shaming exists in every culture and is/was critical to maintaining social norms and civil society.

No one is repressed in America and we are the best country in the world and the proof in the pudding is the fact that even poor people in America have central AC, smart phones, microwaves, the internet, flat screen TVs, etc. etc. and are wealthy by historic global standards and despite liberal propaganda they have access to the best medical care in the world.

Every American has American privilege and people die every day trying to get to America. Our problems are truly first world problems. If kids today, of EVERY color, didn't have it so easy and had to work like my parents or like me and many of my friends in high school and college they wouldn't have time for woke nonsense and micro-aggressions.

If anyone wants to know how we got here and what's causing & fueling this Google or search Youtube for ...

Jonathan Haidt

James Lindsay & Peter Boghossian

Go educate yourself on Bret Weinstein and Evergreen State College

Jordan Peterson in particular and the Intellectual Dark Web in general

Start watching Joe Rogan & Dave Rubin & Tim Pool

Watch John McWhorter & Glenn Loury

And something ALL Clemson folks can be proud of ...

http://www.clemson.edu/centers-institutes/capitalism/index.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-VPeg2VbT8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP2WlfTiohw

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 7:12 PM
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Wrong bored Moran!

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Perfectly appropriate response to the thread.


Posted: Sep 22, 2020 7:25 PM
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You simply don't like the message or the truth.

That's a YOU problem.

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Re: Perfectly appropriate response to the thread.

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 7:38 PM
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Not at all disputing sir. P&R Bored is that way, MORAN!

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What a buncha phaggits

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Posted: Sep 22, 2020 9:20 PM
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It takes me 3 or 4 Marlboros and a pot of coffee just to get my heart started in the morning. Breakfast of Champions.

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I'm just trying to keep Anna Lee company.


Re: What a buncha phaggits


Posted: Sep 22, 2020 9:32 PM
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Yes, very maaauch. I like this vary maaaauch.

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I'm not nearly as fat as you, but when I have on my

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Posted: Sep 23, 2020 8:18 AM
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Falcons Starter jacket, I get a bit fluffy.

Why do I wear a Falcons Starter jacket to a Clemson game you ask?

So people will know that I am looking to simultaneously buy and sell tickets.

When I get stuck with extra tickets that won't sell, I sometimes go watch the first quarter or so. Hate packing in there with you crazy crackers, though.

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You're not too far out of shape. You just need a little


Posted: Sep 23, 2020 11:37 AM
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exercise.


If you quit letting other men bang your wife and started doing it yourself, you could probably drop down to a respectable 220lbs.

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They aren’t attached to the bleachers


Posted: Sep 23, 2020 2:45 PM
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Since they aren’t actually attached (at least the ones I had weren’t) you can shift them down just slightly to give yourself a bit more room. Helps with the width issues.

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T-mail me and I will provide my cell # so

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Posted: Sep 23, 2020 2:51 PM
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you can send me your tickets for the next game - I would like to test those seat backs so I could experience you pain first hand.

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Posted: Sep 23, 2020 3:49 PM
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This is a truly enjoyable poast! As a FB myself (Fat #######) I can only say well done....no that's how I like my burgers....Well Done. The candor, homophobia and twisted perspective of my fellow Clemson Fans not only makes me laugh out loud and put me in a good mood but it makes me.....hungry! Gotta get a snack and it ain't got no Vegan innit!

GO TIGERS!!!!


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