Cause its so much easier than saying something nice.
1. The fries are not salted 2. The pizza is late. 3. Your stadium looks like a cockroach 4. The girlfriend is still looking for the weiner (those who watched the video a few weeks back know what im saying) 5. You graduated from SC? So could ANYONE else 6. Was that your wife getting pounded at the tailgate? You could tell she has been there a time or hundred. 7. Eat the ice. Doo doo ice is good for you. 8. 68-42-4 9. Fear the Thumb