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Priceless Second Amendment Story
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Priceless Second Amendment Story


Jan 23, 2019, 10:43 PM

A man walks into a very crowded bar brandishing an un-holstered firearm and and says,

"I have a 1911-A1 Colt Combat Commander with a seven round magazine and one round in the chamber! All I want to know is, who has been sleeping with my wife?"

A voice from the back of the bar replied, "you are gonna need more ammo."

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That's not a Second Amendment Story


Jan 23, 2019, 10:53 PM

That's a Seventh Commandment Story.

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I don’t get it***


Jan 23, 2019, 11:16 PM



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I never get


Jan 24, 2019, 9:17 AM

it.

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You've been warned***


Jan 24, 2019, 10:12 AM



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Re: You've been warned***


Jan 24, 2019, 10:19 AM

oooh, so scary, please do not hurt me mister. lol

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I think the punch line of the joke was that a whole lotta


Jan 30, 2019, 11:42 AM [ in reply to I don’t get it*** ]

guys were gettin' it.

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I'm Guessing The Guy in Back Was Six Six 400lbs


Jan 24, 2019, 9:13 AM

otherwise one .45 ACP slug is more than enough

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Re: I'm Guessing The Guy in Back Was Six Six 400lbs


Jan 24, 2019, 10:04 AM

I am glad I do not know these things.

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I know nuttin, seen nuttin & hear nuttin.


Jan 24, 2019, 10:16 AM

haaa....

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Re: I'm Guessing The Guy in Back Was Six Six 400lbs


Jan 24, 2019, 11:27 AM [ in reply to I'm Guessing The Guy in Back Was Six Six 400lbs ]

10mm is best millimeter.

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Re: I'm Guessing The Guy in Back Was Six Six 400lbs


Jan 24, 2019, 11:32 AM

My guess is the guy was known to be a bad shot??

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Re: Priceless Second Amendment Story


Jan 24, 2019, 1:26 PM

Ha! Love a good bar joke.

A guy is sitting at the bar crying in his beer. Bartender says, "Why so sad, buddy?" The guy says "My wife cut me down to 3 times a week!" The bartender says "Cheer up, man, I know at least two more guys she cut out altogether!"

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