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Topic: Ponderings
Replies: 11   Last Post: Jul 16, 2020 8:32 AM by: djones73®
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Ponderings

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Posted: Jul 15, 2020 6:49 PM
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Why do peanuts float in regular Coke and sink in Diet Coke?

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I read that most people die of natural causes.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to put your two cents in but it's only a penny for your thoughts? Where's that extra penny going?

Once you're in heaven do you get stuck wearing the same clothes for eternity?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at hings on the ground?

Why is "Bra" singular and panties plural? By the way, why not use one half of a bra as a face mask?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

How did the man who made the first clock know what time it was?

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window>

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Posted: Jul 15, 2020 6:53 PM
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What I've also wondered, Joe, is what happens when you're just walking down the street and the prescription for your glasses runs out?


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Posted: Jul 15, 2020 6:55 PM
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Joe,

Thank you for bringing a smile to my face. You are a blessing to this board.


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Posted: Jul 15, 2020 7:21 PM
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Laughter is always the best medicine.

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Posted: Jul 15, 2020 8:05 PM
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Too slow! Rulz and all lol. But lawd, those dimples!


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Posted: Jul 15, 2020 8:06 PM
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Posted: Jul 16, 2020 7:58 AM
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Lol, obsessed? ??

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Posted: Jul 15, 2020 9:51 PM
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Great stuff, Joe21, I'll try to remember a few of these, LOL!!! Thanks! Btw, I did see a pic of a Chinese man a couple of months ago wearing a bra cup as a face mask. Heck, it was made there anyway, he might as well wear it!

Go Tigers!!!


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Posted: Jul 15, 2020 10:42 PM
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I love it Mr. Joe. You have given me several things to ponder on for the next few days.


You've lurked for a while . . .

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Posted: Jul 16, 2020 1:22 AM
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But you don't follow the "Rulz" . . . I'll cover you this time and even give you a TU . . . But Please . . . Try to do better:



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Posted: Jul 16, 2020 7:53 AM
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Density
Not a question
In the headlines
Taxes
Might not have clothes
Tricanosis (sp)
Suckers
Straps don't connect
Not in the ######
The media thinks it does
He set the clock, didnt have too.
Yes

I hope this helps. It was a lot to Ponder this morning!

PS never knew sc ript was a banned word unless it is because of how it is pronounced by Lou Holtz!


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