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Legend [16375]
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NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 4, 2019, 4:44 PM
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We all know Dave Doeren will whine When Dabo says, “Vict’ry is mine.” He’ll say, “That’s not fair! You’re bullies! You scare! You bigots are anti-lupine!”
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 4, 2019, 4:48 PM
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Though triggered by laptops and such, There’s nothing that irks Dave as much As losing to teams Whose talent extremes Make Pack Ball look like 2-hand touch.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 4, 2019, 4:49 PM
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There once was a punk named Doren, his football program was quiet borin’ the Tigers will snack on the wolves from the pack while Dabo orders more towels!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 4, 2019, 4:55 PM
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Hey, speaking of commandeered towels, I hope when the poor Wolfpack scowls And gets scared again, They’ll have nine or ten Absorbent ones fit for loose bowels.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 4, 2019, 5:08 PM
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Tigers are headed up to Raleigh town, Time to smack those Wolfies around! Etienne is ready to ramble Leaving State's D in shambles Beating the Pack is an annual beatdown!
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There once were some puppies from Raleigh,
Nov 4, 2019, 5:28 PM
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Who couldn't beat a team of Somalis. They loved to bark and howl, But when they heard a deep growl, They knew poking a Tiger was their folly.
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It's Great to Hate
Nov 4, 2019, 5:30 PM
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the Wolfpack because they suc
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 4, 2019, 5:44 PM
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NCSU with her "cootish" fans scowl Will attack Trev by stealing his towel. But lasers to Ross Will show'em who's boss. Leaving the pups, at the moon, to howl.
(Maybe they all should be read before throwing one out there . . . Sorry!)
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2019, 6:13 AM
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Of all ACC’s coaching faces, The one I would boot with my laces Is sportsman-abhorrin’, Annoying Dave Doeren. Of derpface, he has severe cases.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 5, 2019, 6:17 AM
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There’s trouble afoot up in Raleigh. The scrutiny’s on the WolfCollie Who howls at the calls Sans game-winning balls - Methinks their Board tires of his folly.
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The woofie fans will all get real toasted
Nov 5, 2019, 6:48 AM
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for a team that thus far has just coasted. But soon the Tigers arrive, and I'm talking no jive, the woofies rear ends will get roasted.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2019, 7:48 AM
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The CFP’s not automatic. The process is sorely dramatic, But hail to the victor. I’ll be a predictor – This Wolfpack beatdown gets emphatic...
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2019, 8:26 AM
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NC State will have no luck The CFP Committee responses suck Clemson is 5th in the poll Just watch the Tigers roll The CFP Committee responses suck
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2019, 11:19 AM
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I called Doeren up and said, “Sir, I fear these first rankings will stir The Clemson machine To prowess unseen In history.” He just said, “Durrrrrrr...”
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2019, 4:10 PM
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We’re going for three in four years, Though pundits doubt that, it appears. The Wolfpack will BURN BLACK, For Clemson will EARN BACK It’s rightful kingship through Wolf tears.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 6, 2019, 4:21 PM
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The first CFP Ranking's an insult? Knuckles in dirt determine the result . . . I pity the fool We're about to school, As they'll be seeking a Ben-gay consult!!!
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 8, 2019, 7:46 AM
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How many Pack fans will be comin? The visitors’ side will be hummin, But somethin tells me We’re not gonna see A full house. Their fans prefer slummin.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 8, 2019, 10:11 AM
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These State boys sho’ love dem tobaccers! I wonder which holes are mo’ blackers - The ones up in space Or ones in the face Of Pack fans with chaw in their smackers?
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 8, 2019, 5:30 PM
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These pups will be muzzled and heeled. Their fate for tomorrow is sealed. In fear, they will bunch-up And quiver and hunch-up And drop a big turd on the field.
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 8, 2019, 10:18 PM
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Tomorrow is gonna look mean. While Doeren with envy looks green, We’ll wallop his Pack And never look back - I think 32’s a bit lean...
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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 9, 2019, 6:20 AM
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Go get one ‘nem red Solo cuppies And fill it with water and guppies, Then load up a shell And blow ‘em to he!l - It’s like that when Tigers play Puppies.
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