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NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 7:48 AM
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Dave Doeren’s lugubrious whiners
Will look like some mangey caniners.
No laptops are needed
For us to repeat it -
We’ll be perfect record refiners.

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 7:54 AM
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Again, Doeren found a device!
The content therein was not nice.
Its anti-Pack memes
Were cruel to extremes -
Now Clemson will RickRoll him twice.



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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 7:59 AM
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As Doeren’s bunch sputters and bogs,
Like sluices all jammed up with logs,
They’ll suddenly feel
Great power that’s real -
The Oculus doesn’t like dogs.

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 10:09 AM
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Our Cats will rape, pillage and plunder.
Those lowly "she-dogs" simply wonder
What hit them so fast
Destroying their cast,
Shredding them utterly asunder.

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 8:09 AM
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Can't wait for this game on Saturday,
when the "mean' old WolfPack come in
Because when we're done in The Valley,
Doeren's @$$ will be dragging again.


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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 10:05 AM
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"Do-reens" ability is quite dearth.
His demeanor demands a rebirth.
The "puppies" lack heart
And reek of a f@rt
As we push around their jellied girth.

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 10:18 AM
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Thinking they can compete with our boys,
Those "pups" will be confused by the noise.
Made down in the valley,
"Home-cooked" from our galley
It'll render them losing all poise.

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 10:23 AM
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Collect all your valu’ble stuff -
The Woofies have all had enough
Of laptop-based cheating.
They WILL be repeating
Their search once their beatdown gets rough.

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 10:26 AM
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Coach V's schemes will exhaust the "pups" wits.
T-Law smilingly shreds them to bits.
Our D will harden,
Yielding no pardon
As the pack is left sucking hind-####!!!

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 10:26 AM
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We’ll watch Doeren’s face turn a-scowl
And butt-whoop-ed Woofies will howl.
This full guarantee
Is that which shall be -
I’ll bet you a Dell and a towel.

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 10:42 AM
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Where once we admired, now learned to hate
Those foul-mouthed folks from N.C. State.
The "pups" constant whining
And shameless opining
Are traits we can't with commiserate.

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 11:05 AM
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B D Rechs started this God awful mess
Of giving our limerick skills a test.
Finding a rhyme for Doeren
It made me go explorin'
But poor Dave ends Saturday in distress!

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 11:09 AM
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We will punch them until the last horn.
Their penchant for whining, a true scorn.
"Pups" fingers salute!
Let's put them on mute,
And giv'em a huge frown to adorn.

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 11:13 AM
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Tigers are ready after a two week rest
But a big upset is the Wolfpack's quest
We will tame the Pack
Just an afternoon snack
Surely, the voters will be impressed!

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 11:17 AM
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As the old saying goes, cream rises to the top
It's surely not the Noles, they are just a big flop!
The Pack has been on fire
To big dreams, they do aspire
But once again, the Tigers are the cream of the crop!

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 11:22 AM
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The Pack can be an insufferable bunch
Listening to their mouths, you'll lose your lunch
Our men will leave no doubt
It's an early knockout!
Winning by 20, it's more than a hunch!

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 11:26 AM
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The wolfies have a chance, though slight it's true
But keeping up with the Tigers is so hard to do!
With the muscle on our D-Line
They'll be treated, so unkind.
The Tigers are still on top in this rendezvous.

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 11:28 AM
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While the Tigers are shakin' and bakin'
The Wolfpack will be fakin' and quakin'
The wolfies won't last
They're going down fast
Another ACC crown will be ours for the takin'.

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 11:34 AM
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They come down from tobacco road, you know
But our Tigers can't wait to put on a show!
Playing lights out
Leaving no doubt!
We'll just keep building our portfolio!

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 12:46 PM
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Our mid-season numbers do stand out.
The Textile Bowl foes gapingly pout
About our great feat
Knowing they can't beat
Our Tigers are increasingly stout!

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 1:28 PM
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The Pack brand is pretty non-bluechip,
So they rep big names like they’re real-hip.
Examples, you ask?
Dave does it - no mask!
Coach Doeren’s head looks like a Q-tip.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/collegefootballmania/images/6/6f/Dave_Doeren.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20160921052846

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 1:49 PM
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Dave wishes the cameras weren’t on -
He’d rather some radiothon
Broadcast this week’s game
So no one can claim
They witnessed him cry ere he’d gone.


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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 3:05 PM
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The wolfies come down from tobacco road
Thinking their QB Finlay can't be slowed
Our big four storms in
Sacks him time & time again
He'll think he's been flushed down the commode!

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 3:13 PM
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It's one of the Pack fan's greatest fears
Losing thirteen out of fourteen years
But you can surely bet
They've seen nothing yet
Doeren's on the sideline, his eyes filled with tears

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 3:29 PM
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Todd Blacklidge heads up those "in the know",
Joined by comments from Sean McDonough.
Our men will be praised
As the "pups" are dazed
Right next to the smiling Holly Rowe!

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 3:38 PM
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The NC State defensive mutts
Can't take Travis Etienne's cuts.
They're not very skilled
At stopping his build,
But they're great at sniffing their butts.

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Posted: Oct 15, 2018 3:40 PM
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The Wolfpack will circle and sneer,
But they won't find victory here.
Can anyone pout
As much as they shout??
Dave Doeren will say, "hold my beer."

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Posted: Oct 16, 2018 5:58 AM
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Far be it from me to be pompous,
But Doeren acts like he will stomp us,
And truthful that’s not.
It’s clear that he’s got
A broken reality compass.

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Posted: Oct 16, 2018 6:26 AM
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Last year’s K’Von sideline near miss -
The one where the coach, mad as p!ss,
Tried taking a swing?
You think it might sting
For him to wear something like this?



https://youtu.be/GnzabZ5zMSw

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Re: NC STATE WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Oct 16, 2018 6:42 AM
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The wolfpups think they can advance
And have taken an arrogant stance
They'll soon find out why
That teams come to die
In Death Valley they won't have a chance


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Posted: Oct 16, 2018 10:34 AM
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State might try to steal all our towels
But we all know fear quakes in their bowels
As long as holding is called
When our linemen are tackled
The puppies will be thoroughly shackled


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Posted: Oct 16, 2018 10:43 AM
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Not gonna lie, never thought I would see grown ### men coming up with "Limericks" for another team... a little weird to me


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Posted: Oct 16, 2018 11:43 AM
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Peculiar perhaps, but unique -
Not like the ol' mind game mystique
Where players steal linen
In lieu of, say, winnin'.
Can't wait to extend y'all's loss streak.

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Posted: Oct 16, 2018 1:57 PM
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What's with your negative commotion?
A "she dog" that licks for her potion.
You're not very clever
In any endeavor.
Even the coots spanked you, DEMOTION!!!



(35-28 . . . That was the last time I pulled for your foul-mouthed crowd. A disgusting loss to an unworthy opponent.
And mind you, I live in NC and my oldest son graduated from your "brick infested" institution. You'll have to play the coots once more before I pull for your pups again.)

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You're just jealous because you don't have the ability to


Posted: Oct 16, 2018 3:44 PM
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write them!! :)

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Posted: Oct 16, 2018 7:50 PM
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Finley will try to manipulate.
Our corners will not capitulate.
Their pig-skin, it soars
Not leading to scores.
Doreen's ill carriage does escalate.

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Posted: Oct 16, 2018 3:54 PM
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Paladins, Aggies and a Ramblin' Wreck

Orangemen and Deacons, what the heck

Now, here comes the Pack

They think they're back

But we'll bounce them like a rubber check!

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Posted: Oct 16, 2018 4:33 PM
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The tensions are clearly quite high.
It's almost State's time to deny
The scoreboard display
And blabber away,
Complaining to hold back a cry.

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Posted: Oct 16, 2018 5:33 PM
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Battle of "Unbeatens" S-PiN won't promote
So we'll just punch out the pups, then gloat.
Maybe they are aware
We have a cross to bear
To expose the pervs under trench coats.

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Roach Pack Roach Pack 3 in a row


Posted: Oct 16, 2018 5:53 PM
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will it happen again? He!! no.

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Posted: Oct 16, 2018 7:40 PM
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Years ago while playing State,
My friend ran into a very hot date.

Her short, red dress and 6 inch heels,
had his mind thinking what you can guess!

He woke up next morning with frost on his toes,
in the back of his pickup without any clothes.

He looked around and she was gone,
as well as his wallet, keys and phone.

So beware young men if you do spot,
a Nancy State girl who is smokin' hot!

She's not the dream date you surmise;
just another Wolf b!tch in disguise!

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Posted: Oct 16, 2018 7:55 PM
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Finley will try to manipulate.
Our corners will not capitulate.
Their pig-skin, it soars
Not leading to scores.
Doreen's ill carriage does escalate.

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Posted: Oct 16, 2018 9:18 PM
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Anonymous quoted coach said
Let’s hit Gallman right in the head
You boys got it rough
Our team’s had enough
And going to leave punk coach for dead

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Posted: Oct 16, 2018 10:26 PM
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Encouraging evaporation,
Canines control temp. regulation
By panting a lot.
These Woofies do not -
They pant for their lost validation.

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Posted: Oct 16, 2018 10:42 PM
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It’s fine to be whiny, I guess,
As long as you own your own mess
When not being “hosed,”
But simply exposed.
Alas, all Dave owns is a dress.

??

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Posted: Oct 17, 2018 5:51 AM
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The Pack’s fateful outcome is sealed -
The Woofies will whimper, then yield.
When Trevor’s arm launches,
They’ll draw up their haunches
And drop a big turd on the field.

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Posted: Oct 17, 2018 5:58 AM
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Yes, Finley has quarterback chops,
But none of that changes or stops
The fact that Big Dex
Brings tragic effects.
He’s one reason Jake Bentley flops.

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Posted: Oct 17, 2018 6:13 AM
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“I hope Bradley Chubb won’t disturb us -
He’ll be at the game, and I’m nervous,”
Said one guy to me.
I told him, “Don’t be -
He just runs the tow’l cleaning service,”

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Posted: Oct 17, 2018 8:33 AM
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You tell me the Wolfpack has chances?
I’ll tell you a little man dances
Around rainbow ends -
He faithfully tends
A huge pot of gold while he prances.

?? ?? ??


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Posted: Oct 17, 2018 10:50 AM
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I read "Doreen" has a punchable face.
That sounds more along Isaiah's case.
Trench battles will be fierce
Some blows even pierce
As we butt-drag them at a Mach 4 pace!

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Posted: Oct 17, 2018 11:29 AM
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The wolf-pups might share their opinion.
Our Tigers will attack in union,
As if we are banded
Their butts will be handed
To "Doreen" to show our dominion.

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Posted: Oct 17, 2018 1:16 PM
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There’s reason to pay him top dollar -
He’ll make Finley scramble and holler
And shut the Pack down.
When BV’s around,
He locks down their muzzle and collar.

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Posted: Oct 18, 2018 6:35 AM
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It really does feel like the fall!
Let’s play us a little football!
It’s family fun-time
When Etienne’s run-time
Lets Tigers a pack of wolves maul.

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Posted: Oct 18, 2018 7:51 AM
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The Pack’s insecurity’s flowin’
Despite all their huffin’ and blowin’ -
Deep down they all fear
Their beatdown is near,
But Saturday they’ll be a-knowin.’

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Posted: Oct 18, 2018 8:07 AM
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Our cat’s sharpened incisors do gnaw
On the neck cleanly severed by paw.
The wolf-pup lays dead,
All covered in red
As she hovers with menacing maw!

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Posted: Oct 18, 2018 8:00 AM
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The Big Bad Wolf came a while back
To call Doeren out on his slack.
“I’m blowing down houses!
My name dread arouses -
You’re scared of a laptop attack!”

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Posted: Oct 18, 2018 8:20 AM
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Tension between fan bases was taut.
A victory his whiners have sought.
For several years
He’s relived his fears
The Tigers won again, as they ought.

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Posted: Oct 18, 2018 8:12 AM
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I love all the NC State chatter -
Too bad your win record will shatter.
I get the impression
Dave Doeren’s expression
Will still be as dopey, but sadder.

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Posted: Oct 18, 2018 8:34 AM
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They come at us waving Red and Black.
Cussing and seething they will attack!
But Dabo ain’t scared.
Heck, he even dared,
Our computers you can’t even hack.

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Posted: Oct 18, 2018 4:34 PM
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Let's do it the sportsmanly way -
Instead of straight head-to-head play,
We'll handicap State.
You think 28?
Or maybe more players, mmmkay?


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Posted: Oct 18, 2018 9:10 PM
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Dave Doeren’s most loyal defenders’
Descent on this bored sure engenders
A spirit of snark.
They do love to “mark,”
And thus smell like pee. Crack them winders!

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Posted: Oct 18, 2018 10:03 PM
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Dave Dorens a winning fool
Uses dirty play as a tool
After Saturday's scars,
He'll be hitting the bars
Asking strangers to push in his stool.


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Posted: Oct 19, 2018 7:11 AM
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Once we battered them with the “Wayne Train”.
Now we’ll use ETN to move chain.
The mold is not broke
State’s line he will stoke.
Clemson WINS - State Loses . . . same refrain.


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Posted: Oct 19, 2018 11:07 AM
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The flash of an or’nge helmet gleams,
Then impact, then flowing tear streams -
Long after this day,
Ol’ Finley will say,
“I see XT3 in my dreams.”

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Posted: Oct 19, 2018 11:54 AM
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There’s really not much we can do
With all your mean guys rushing through!
Our fears are Wolf-sourced!!
We’re gonna be forced
To score far more touchdowns than you.

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Posted: Oct 19, 2018 5:31 PM
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Our drive for "The Title" has resumed.
Resolved, without emotions consumed,
Cats take the attack
Breaking the pup's back.
Every Tigers' desires subsumed.

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Posted: Oct 19, 2018 5:49 PM
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When it comes to passing...sure, Finlay can toss it
But our D-Line is going to treat him so caustic
Our Trevor can sling it
And ETN can really bring it
At the end of the day, the Wolfpack will have lost it!

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Posted: Oct 19, 2018 7:32 PM
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It’s ev’ry young Wolfpack fan’s dream
To cheer for their favorite team.
About the 3rd quarter,
Each parent transporter
Will leave before we make them scream.

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College Gameday Headed out West


Posted: Oct 19, 2018 8:26 PM
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Desmond Howard was scared of the Best
Computers and Towels
Wolpackers will howl
Dave Doeren is no Chuck the Chest

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Posted: Oct 19, 2018 9:05 PM
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The howl of the she-Wolf grows louder,
As if she’s increasingly prouder,
But prouder of what?
The start of a rut
That might be a Doeren kick-outer?

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Posted: Oct 19, 2018 10:34 PM
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A sweet day in the valley it will be
When our Tigers whip the pups, you'll see!
They'll be so distraught,
Distracted and taught
Dave'll schedule a frontal lobotomy.

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Posted: Oct 19, 2018 10:42 PM
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Yes, close losses to our Tigers have been
A common occurrence for the Pack's Dave Doeren
Time for a smackdown
Give ole Dave a frown
Let the tears from his eyes start pourin'.

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