Not sure if the DA was high on meth or drunk on the pile of Pabst Blue Ribbon laying on the ground below the trunk of his 05 Chevy Impala. Claimed Charlotte was going to "out Dabo, Dabo" and his 69ers(this got a huge laugh from the effeminate male he was with) was going to upset Clemson 38-35. He was slurring something about Charlotte having played tougher opponents and how hilarious it would be when little ol Charlotte exposes "the kid from varsity blues"(I think he was going for Sunshine from Remember the Titans?). If this wasnt suspicious enough.... I noticed his mullet and the fact his Charlotte gear looked newly bought from a Dollar General. I figured I'd look at the back of his impala for confirmation.... and yep, in all of its garnet and black glory.... a "GoCocks" bumper sticker.