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My girlfriend is so dumb. I asked for a Mike Williams Jersey

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 4:11 PM
 

for Christmas and she got me this instead.



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You should never chalk up to conspiracy what you can reliably attribute to stupidity. Because stupidity is a much more powerful force in the course of human events.


lol.....I see what you did there.....Good'un!***

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 4:13 PM
 



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it is no snowtown post***

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 4:15 PM
 



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You should never chalk up to conspiracy what you can reliably attribute to stupidity. Because stupidity is a much more powerful force in the course of human events.


For that - we are VERY thankful..... even if it IS yours.***

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 9:04 PM
 



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Thank you...


Posted: Dec 28, 2016 10:56 AM
 

I now have my Halloween costume for next year!

lol


Re: My girlfriend is so dumb. I asked for a Mike Williams Jersey

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 4:16 PM
 

That is a Jamarcus King jersey


I think you made this up...

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 4:16 PM
 

girlfriend lol

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oh bob, I did not see you standing there.

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 4:18 PM
 

You may go now

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Re: oh bob, I did not see you standing there.

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 6:37 PM
 

Clearly bob is not your huckleberry.


big time.***

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 4:28 PM
 



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Obvious crush...***

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 4:35 PM
 

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Message was edited by: SOLOS®


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lulz...balm has a girlfriend.***

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 4:38 PM
 



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Yomama...***

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 4:42 PM
 



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Re: lulz...balm has a girlfriend.***


Posted: Dec 27, 2016 6:55 PM
 

Thats exactly what I took from his post as well

For relaxing times, make it Suntory time


Re: My girlfriend is so dumb. I asked for a Mike Williams Jersey

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 4:45 PM
 

Maybe it's time for a new girlfriend!


Re: My girlfriend is so dumb. I asked for a Mike Williams Jersey


Posted: Dec 27, 2016 4:46 PM
 

You probably were going to wear his jersey to a game
:)


Re: My girlfriend is so dumb. I asked for a Mike Williams Jersey

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 4:55 PM
 

I am going to sell it in Tampa, if you turn it inside out it is a Bama backpack.

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You should never chalk up to conspiracy what you can reliably attribute to stupidity. Because stupidity is a much more powerful force in the course of human events.


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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 4:57 PM
 

Lmao.

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Re: My girlfriend is so dumb. I asked for a Mike Williams Jersey

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 4:58 PM
 

My 3 year old even laughed.


She tricked you. That is the new free

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 5:04 PM
 

accessory you get when you buy a Mike Williams jersey. She gave you the free give away and kept the jersey.


^^^^^^^good one ^^^^^***


Posted: Dec 27, 2016 5:09 PM
 



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You asked for a jersey for Christmas?

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 5:07 PM
 

Lol, what a square

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Re: You asked for a jersey for Christmas?


Posted: Dec 27, 2016 5:15 PM
 

What is it ?? A bank , you know nobody would steal it .

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Re: My girlfriend is so dumb. I asked for a Mike Williams Jersey

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 5:29 PM
 

Lmao

I needed that laugh, balm ??

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Re: My girlfriend is so dumb. I asked for a Mike Williams Jersey

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 6:16 PM
 

Funny stuff. +1

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 6:49 PM
 

I give it an 8


Re: LOL win!***

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 7:13 PM
 



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Re: LOL win!***


Posted: Dec 27, 2016 8:13 PM
 

To be more realistic there should be 3 beaks.

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Pics of girlfriend or it didn't happen.***

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 8:49 PM
 



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Re: Pics of girlfriend or it didn't happen.***

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 8:54 PM
 



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You should never chalk up to conspiracy what you can reliably attribute to stupidity. Because stupidity is a much more powerful force in the course of human events.


was Jamarcus King stuffed in there....

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 9:13 PM
 

or was this a knock-off jersey?

there's dumb... and then there's cheap.

I can live with dumb.


Re: was Jamarcus King stuffed in there....

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 9:16 PM
 

no, but I found this inside.



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You should never chalk up to conspiracy what you can reliably attribute to stupidity. Because stupidity is a much more powerful force in the course of human events.


Muschamp just seems to pop up in the strangest


Posted: Dec 27, 2016 9:24 PM
 

and most inappropriate of places,

now doesn't he?

beware.... according to him

your girlfriend will be hitting on him by the end of the night.


LMAO... SEC Christmas gift!


Posted: Dec 28, 2016 10:54 AM
 

Alabama bookbag... with all the stuffed SEC mascots inside to be carried by it!


Re: My girlfriend is so dumb. I asked for a Mike Williams Jersey

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 9:21 PM
 

I don't think DSP would appreciate that.


JK...that is funny!

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RIP Homie.***

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Posted: Dec 27, 2016 9:23 PM
 



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Dude- she's a keeper, just don't ask for...


Posted: Dec 27, 2016 9:45 PM
 

clothes in the future! Dumb has its rewards...

Go Tigers!!!

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Re: My girlfriend is so dumb. I asked for a Mike Williams Jersey


Posted: Dec 28, 2016 11:04 AM
 

Take it easy on her Balm... Easy enough mistake!


+1 ... That's funny!!***


Posted: Dec 28, 2016 12:21 PM
 



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Re: My girlfriend is so dumb. I asked for a Mike Williams Jersey

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Posted: Dec 28, 2016 9:07 PM
 

But how smart are you, is she still your girl friend???

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You should cut her off........jk***


Posted: Dec 28, 2016 9:11 PM
 



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