LSU Gear and Corndogs are flying off the shelves in SC
Nov 30, 2019, 9:38 PM
AP/UPI - The Gamecluck faithful have found themselves in a bind. After their annual beatdown from Coach Daddy Dabo, and with Uncle St. Nick losing today on the Plains, SC fans have been converging on Dick's and Academy Sporting Goods Stores to pick up LSU gear and jump on the LSU bandwagon. Yellow and Purple caps and clothing is flying off the shelves and shoplifting is up. One Gamecock fan explained it as follows: "We done lost all respects for Coach DatBoy! He keep taking our foosball team to the woodshed, he don't never bring us no taters cause you know they're plentiful in the upstate, and he won't even wear his clown suit to the game -- you know a lot of us Carolina fans have heard he has one. We ain't stupid. So we are leaving ours Bama uniforms in the closet, and we going with Coach O and the LSU corn dogs this bowl season. You know like he's a coach we understand, and even more important, he is winning and gives us some pride in the SEC bandwagon. SEC! SEC! SEC!"