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Topic: I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal
Replies: 36   Last Post: May 17, 2019 5:58 PM by: Salty55
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I wish my wife would enter the transfer portal

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Posted: May 16, 2019 2:03 PM
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I'm looking to pick up a 5* tight end


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Posted: May 16, 2019 2:04 PM
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Better hope she can't read this or all you will be able to afford is a 1 star trailer park tranny!


I don't see the down side.

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Posted: May 16, 2019 2:06 PM
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Posted: May 16, 2019 2:08 PM
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Is she looking for more playing time?

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Posted: May 17, 2019 11:33 AM
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Posted: May 16, 2019 2:11 PM
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Where is your wife on the depth chart?


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Posted: May 16, 2019 2:15 PM
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Posted: May 16, 2019 2:29 PM
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I was thinking she was the backup SLOT receiver! Post pigs and we will assess her rank on the depth chart!


Wow, you really took a chance on that one


Posted: May 16, 2019 3:28 PM
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Im assuming she was a walk-on and not a scholarship player?


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Posted: May 16, 2019 2:19 PM
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Dang Dude ... Just spit my $.50 Wendy's Frosty all over my desk ...


lol

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Posted: May 16, 2019 2:30 PM
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@married people.

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Posted: May 17, 2019 7:03 AM
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Tigerbalm not married? Who would have guessed that?

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All you gotta do is move a younger player into the

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Posted: May 16, 2019 3:00 PM
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starting spot. She'll be in the portal faster than you can say Trevor Lawrence.


Or you could enter your wife's portal.***

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Posted: May 16, 2019 3:11 PM
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Heeey, aint this site rated PG-13?

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Posted: May 16, 2019 3:25 PM
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That one may be really close her, errr, the line :)


Depends...


Posted: May 16, 2019 3:19 PM
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What kind of talent does she have?


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Posted: May 16, 2019 3:40 PM
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Hope you have a cot in your garage. lol

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Posted: May 16, 2019 4:00 PM
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Posted: May 16, 2019 4:10 PM
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She may be saying the same thing.


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Posted: May 16, 2019 4:47 PM
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Does she have any eligibility left?

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Posted: May 17, 2019 12:42 AM
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Gotta Pic? Im accepting transfers..lol


You must not be “all in” much


Posted: May 17, 2019 8:20 AM
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Or she’s redshirting alot

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Posted: May 17, 2019 9:02 AM
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You guys walk a treacherous ledge thru life.


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Posted: May 17, 2019 9:09 AM
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Posted: May 17, 2019 10:08 AM
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he ded


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Posted: May 17, 2019 3:19 PM
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I think the OP is always cutting up so she is used to it.


Buy her flowers and take her to dinner...

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Posted: May 17, 2019 10:06 AM
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treat her like a lady and you'll get some five star tight end right there at home, dummy.

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are you married?

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Posted: May 17, 2019 3:11 PM
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haha

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Just think of your dream 5* Tight End....

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Posted: May 17, 2019 11:54 AM
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….somewhere there is a man ready to send her to the transfer portal too!

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Yep. No matter how good she looks or sweet she acts,

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Posted: May 17, 2019 12:41 PM
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somewhere, a man is tired of her s***.


Re: Just think of your dream 5* Tight End....

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Posted: May 17, 2019 1:57 PM
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This guy gets it. If you're looking for that perfect recruit then you will always be looking. You need to cultivate at develop a recruit as a partnership.


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Posted: May 17, 2019 12:49 PM
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This is the most amusing post I've seen on tiger net. Keep the comments coming and thanks for the Friday humor. ??????????


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Posted: May 17, 2019 1:47 PM
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I bet you will change your mind about this after her divorce lawyer gets through with you! Players can leave for free but when wives leave it is usually very expensive!!!!!

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Posted: May 17, 2019 3:03 PM
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Make sure you drill her to see performance before making a committable offer.

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Posted: May 17, 2019 4:52 PM
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please post stats, photo and favorite position played


Posted: May 17, 2019 4:58 PM
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Some teams 1 star recruit is another teams 5 star.
Lol


Not sure this qualifies as an 'x' rated thread


Posted: May 17, 2019 5:58 PM
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But that 'y' is leaning a bit and about to grow a leg!!!


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