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Topic: I love my mom but she burns the microwave popcorn every
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I love my mom but she burns the microwave popcorn every

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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 1:25 PM
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time!! Opened the door yesterday and the house reeked with burned popcorn. She called not long after I started lighting candles and spraying some air freshener.

The conversation went something like this.

"I guess you can tell I burned the popcorn again".

"momma, just because popcorn button says three minutes doesn't mean you have to leave it in that long".

"Oh!! So I can take it out when it quits popping?"

"I would appreciate it".

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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 1:34 PM
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I think your mother just needs glasses, it clearly says to take it out once popping slows to 3-5 seconds. That is how I always know when it is done.

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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 1:40 PM
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What pisses me off is when someone sets the timer for 5 minutes and only has the intention of running it 2 minutes and leaves 3 minutes on it without clearing it. This happens everyday at work. RUDE!

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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 1:56 PM
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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 2:05 PM
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My Mom would burn toast in the toaster. I told her had to have attended USuCk at some point in her life.

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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 10:53 PM
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We had someone at work a while back who put extra minutes on the microwave, then got interrupted and failed to stop it with 2-3 minutes left. We could see and smell the smoke all the way down the hall, around the corner, and all the way down that hall too. And oh yeah, that was about an hour before the fire marshal showed up for our 5-year inspection.


Time to move out of Mom's basement

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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 2:12 PM
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and get your own microwave.

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technically it is my microwave, so can I take it with me?

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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 2:28 PM
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;)

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Yes, provided that you teach your Mom

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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 2:38 PM
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how to burn popcorn on the stove top.

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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 2:39 PM
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Nice volley haha!

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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 10:46 PM
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If you do take it then you know what to get her for Christmas. Bam.


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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 7:10 PM
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Don’t hate MyfavOrange® Because he got all this and you didn’t.

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Maybe it’s time to move on?

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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 3:09 PM
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I’ve heard there are websites where you can find a mom. Search criteria: hot mom popping popcorn or was it mom popping hot popcorn. Anyways google that. You’ll thank me later.

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And that is why I have a Air popper...

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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 4:39 PM
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Never worry about burnt popcorn..

Unless you let that thing go for about 5-10 when it's finished popping...


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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 7:01 PM
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My wife burns it on purpose - says she likes it better that way ....... then she will ask me if I want it if any is left

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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 7:04 PM
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I just love that you love your mom!


She doesn’t have a popcorn button?

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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 7:32 PM
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I have a mid-grade 2007 microwave. It ain’t that fancy.

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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 10:16 PM
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Awarding this the most hilarious non football post of the preseason. Of course we talk about burned popcorn and loving our moms on a football board.
Duh. Football, Moms, popcorn. They go together right?

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Posted: Aug 7, 2020 10:56 PM
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Actually we may be on the wrong board. My mom would be more likely to get popcorn at a basketball game. :)


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Posted: Aug 8, 2020 1:06 AM
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Sounds like it’s time to move out of the basement of her home.


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