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Topic: Ho, ho, ho, and the Merry Ole' Land of Tom
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Ho, ho, ho, and the Merry Ole' Land of Tom


Posted: Jan 21, 2018 9:27 PM
 

(sing to tune of "Merry Ole' Land of Oz" from the movie.)

Yes, once again the T-shirts are printing up with images of Tom and the patriots and Belicheck raising hands in victory, while America upchucks. But not in the Merry ole' land, where there is...

Brady worship and the church-of-Tom in full swing.

T-shirts and images of Belicheck extending his hand on the Delaware River, like Geo. Washington.

In others, Brady is shown laughing at the center of the last supper, with a bunch of cronies gathered around him and a frowning Goodell (Judas) pushed to the outside, as he was in Deflategate.

Kids opening presents and getting out their Brady socks and shirts.

Patriot hats, hoodies, shirts, sweaters, ear muffs, bookbags, undies, warm-ups, bobble-heads, mugs, pens, footballs.

Newspapers, magazines, the news itself emblazoned and saturated with congrats, commendations.

Kraft's big head and conniving smile everywhere, and on buildings.

Half the kids are named Tom when they're born.

complete insulated community, all gathered around their TV's for the inevitable domination soon to happen.

Luck and all the calls, of course, go their way, and injuries always suddenly heal up in time, especially for Brady.

Shall I sicken anyone further? I saw all this first-hand, it is real.


Re: Ho, ho, ho, and the Merry Ole' Land of Tom


Posted: Jan 21, 2018 9:38 PM
 

Jealousy is an ugly thing. Jags fan ?

2018 purple level member

Nope, no dog in fight

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Posted: Jan 21, 2018 9:43 PM
 

bet you have a number 12 jersey in your closet


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