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Legend [16178]
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FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 7, 2019, 1:16 PM
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Hey Taggart - your record ain’t rosy And I’ll bet that hot-seat ain’t cozy. Let’s see what shakes out With this weekend’s rout - We’ll bloody your Seminole nose-y.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 7, 2019, 1:28 PM
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Perhaps you mistook what you heard? That sound wasn’t Ric Flair’s “woo” word... That sound emanated From Noles fans irated. They booed you and flipped you the bird.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 7, 2019, 1:46 PM
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Coach, your last win was a doozy, But your not as good as Syracusey. When you come to Death Valley We won't dilly dally We'll beat you 48 to 2sey.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 7, 2019, 1:47 PM
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FSU, FSU, Jimbo Fisher gave you the Screw. Now you got some guy named Willy and He is driving your fan base silly. So can he get things turned around So Chief Nole's spear will stay in the ground Or are your glory days all through And we can have a good laugh For FSU.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 7, 2019, 1:58 PM
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Hey, Isaiah Simmons stopped by - He said y’all were welcome to try To score on our D, But you would soon see Him break that spear off in your eye.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 7, 2019, 2:32 PM
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The Chief won't be on his appaloosa. Your "book reader" may turn to some booze-a. As the beatdown grows, Like a pimp on his "hoes", You'll be seen as a "semi-hole" lose-a!!!
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 7, 2019, 2:51 PM
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We can't blame ol' Willie for trying, But you know I wouldn't be lying By saying "You'll see... By game's end, he'll be Curled up in the corner and crying."
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 7, 2019, 4:14 PM
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A new day for a program in limbo Known for crablegs and a silicone bimbo But its the Tigers they're playing By the end they'll be saying "Break the bank and please bring back Jimbo"
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 7, 2019, 4:28 PM
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On the call, perched up high, will be Levy, Joined by his partner Brian Griese. Taking an Orange bath Will be Molly McGrath, While McShay gets stuck chat'n a "Semi".
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 7, 2019, 4:36 PM
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Prediction time! I’ll take a stab: Your season gets more and more drab, And talent you’ve tasted Gets more and more wasted - I’ll bet you the legs of a crab...
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 7, 2019, 9:23 PM
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So Blackman will come out of hiding! His coaches have really been chiding, Yet still reassuring He won’t be enduring A hit like this, but that’s misguiding...
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 7, 2019, 11:31 PM
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In State we hate no need for a debate Garnet and Gold with a feather is a lil queer From the land of Jorts ol Willie appeared Riding a pale horse with mad street appeal Doak used to roar now u hear a faint squeal Now Listen up injuns cause here is the deal Clemson will make you beg borrow and steal To get enough doe to pay Taggerts bill.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 8, 2019, 2:03 PM
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If Chief Osceola could see The culture of human debris That stole the Nole pride, He’d die some inside. He’d sign a surrender trea-ty.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 8, 2019, 9:50 PM
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It’s Taggart. Stop scratching your heads. The bozo has never had creds Sufficient to lead you! We’ll far supersede you While y’all keep on crapping your beds.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 9, 2019, 5:57 PM
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On much, much too many occasions We’ve seen overwhelming equations Of Seminole talents One-siding the balance. We owe you some hits and abrasions...
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 9, 2019, 7:58 PM
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God bless yer lil’ Seminole heart - We might tear James Blackman apart. One look from XT And we’re gonna to see The stain from his fear-induced shart.
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The noles get all their shoes for free,
Oct 9, 2019, 9:52 PM
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and they can't seem to decide on a qb. But on Saturday they'll lose, regardless of shoes. And the Tigers will roll home with much glee.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 11, 2019, 5:46 PM
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They chop like they’re warrior slayers, They chant like they’re spiritist prayers, And then the Noles wield Their weapons on-field - A bunch of undisciplined players.
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roses are red and grass is green
Oct 11, 2019, 8:05 PM
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And fsu sucks
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2019, 7:24 AM
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Despite all your speedsters and bruisers, You’re guilty before your accusers. Consider the woes Of these conf’rence foes - Y’all might be the least among LOSERS.
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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 12, 2019, 9:33 AM
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That feeling down deep in your gut Is knowing your team’s in a rut Combined with the fact You’re being attacked By Clemson, who’ll whoop your Nole butt.
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