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FSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 7, 2019, 1:16 PM

Hey Taggart - your record ain’t rosy
And I’ll bet that hot-seat ain’t cozy.
Let’s see what shakes out
With this weekend’s rout -
We’ll bloody your Seminole nose-y.

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 7, 2019, 1:28 PM

Perhaps you mistook what you heard?
That sound wasn’t Ric Flair’s “woo” word...
That sound emanated
From Noles fans irated.
They booed you and flipped you the bird.

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 7, 2019, 1:46 PM

Coach, your last win was a doozy,
But your not as good as Syracusey.
When you come to Death Valley
We won't dilly dally
We'll beat you 48 to 2sey.

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 7, 2019, 1:47 PM

FSU, FSU,
Jimbo Fisher gave you the Screw.
Now you got some guy named Willy
and He is driving your fan base silly.
So can he get things turned around
So Chief Nole's spear will stay in the ground
Or are your glory days all through
And we can have a good laugh
For FSU.

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 7, 2019, 1:58 PM

Hey, Isaiah Simmons stopped by -
He said y’all were welcome to try
To score on our D,
But you would soon see
Him break that spear off in your eye.

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 7, 2019, 2:32 PM

The Chief won't be on his appaloosa.
Your "book reader" may turn to some booze-a.
As the beatdown grows,
Like a pimp on his "hoes",
You'll be seen as a "semi-hole" lose-a!!!

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 7, 2019, 2:51 PM

We can't blame ol' Willie for trying,
But you know I wouldn't be lying
By saying "You'll see...
By game's end, he'll be
Curled up in the corner and crying."

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 7, 2019, 4:14 PM

A new day for a program in limbo
Known for crablegs and a silicone bimbo
But its the Tigers they're playing
By the end they'll be saying
"Break the bank and please bring back Jimbo"

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 7, 2019, 4:28 PM

On the call, perched up high, will be Levy,
Joined by his partner Brian Griese.
Taking an Orange bath
Will be Molly McGrath,
While McShay gets stuck chat'n a "Semi".



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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 7, 2019, 4:36 PM

Prediction time! I’ll take a stab:
Your season gets more and more drab,
And talent you’ve tasted
Gets more and more wasted -
I’ll bet you the legs of a crab...

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 7, 2019, 9:23 PM

So Blackman will come out of hiding!
His coaches have really been chiding,
Yet still reassuring
He won’t be enduring
A hit like this, but that’s misguiding...



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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 7, 2019, 11:31 PM

In State we hate no need for a debate
Garnet and Gold with a feather is a lil queer
From the land of Jorts ol Willie appeared
Riding a pale horse with mad street appeal
Doak used to roar now u hear a faint squeal
Now Listen up injuns cause here is the deal
Clemson will make you beg borrow and steal
To get enough doe to pay Taggerts bill.

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 8, 2019, 2:03 PM

If Chief Osceola could see
The culture of human debris
That stole the Nole pride,
He’d die some inside.
He’d sign a surrender trea-ty.



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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 8, 2019, 9:50 PM

It’s Taggart. Stop scratching your heads.
The bozo has never had creds
Sufficient to lead you!
We’ll far supersede you
While y’all keep on crapping your beds.

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 9, 2019, 5:57 PM

On much, much too many occasions
We’ve seen overwhelming equations
Of Seminole talents
One-siding the balance.
We owe you some hits and abrasions...

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 9, 2019, 7:58 PM

God bless yer lil’ Seminole heart -
We might tear James Blackman apart.
One look from XT
And we’re gonna to see
The stain from his fear-induced shart.

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The noles get all their shoes for free,


Oct 9, 2019, 9:52 PM

and they can't seem to decide on a qb.
But on Saturday they'll lose,
regardless of shoes.
And the Tigers will roll home with much glee.

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 11, 2019, 5:46 PM

They chop like they’re warrior slayers,
They chant like they’re spiritist prayers,
And then the Noles wield
Their weapons on-field -
A bunch of undisciplined players.

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roses are red and grass is green


Oct 11, 2019, 8:05 PM

And fsu sucks

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 12, 2019, 7:24 AM

Despite all your speedsters and bruisers,
You’re guilty before your accusers.
Consider the woes
Of these conf’rence foes -
Y’all might be the least among LOSERS.

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Re: FSU WEEK LIMERICKS


Oct 12, 2019, 9:33 AM

That feeling down deep in your gut
Is knowing your team’s in a rut
Combined with the fact
You’re being attacked
By Clemson, who’ll whoop your Nole butt.

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