1 - Alabama - They are the best team ever because Finebaum says so and Saban is also the best football coach ever and Tua could throw for 300 against anybody even hurt.
2 - LSU - Would be #1 except for Alabama because they play in the SEC.
3 - Ohio State - Should be in the SEC and would be ranked higher if they were.
4 - Clemson - Yes they won the last 2 games by 31 and 34 but the ACC sucks and they would have already lost 5 games if they played in the SEC, but stiil would have beaten TAM because they are the only SEC team in TX.
5 - Should be in the SEC but conference rules don't allow for flipping your buggy on the field of play.