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Coot fan run in...

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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 5:54 PM
 

Had me a good run in with a coot today in BI-LO you’ll like…
So I’m walking up to the check out with my basket of stuff, as I’m laying it out at the register the little redneck cashier girl looks at my Clemson visor and says… “you need to find you a new hat”.
Me; “oh yea, let me guess, you’re a chicken fan”
Red; “I am”.. with a sh&%ty look on her face
Me; “I think I like my hat these days, how’s that coach working out for ya…. Not too good eh”
Red; “you still need a new hat”...now she's getting mad.
Me; ..as I’m grabbing my bags up and I’m laughing at her …”find me a new hat eh?... if I were you I’d find me a new team”

I could tell that pissed her off as I’m walking off shaking my head laughing…

Feels good to be a Tiger these days…

Go Tigers!

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There are two types of coots

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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 5:57 PM
 

Ones that know to be quiet and ones that don't. I had one try to tell me that we don't play anyone. Then I reminded her of Notre Dame and she changed her tune.


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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 6:05 PM
 

As a cashier, I should have asked her how that degree from Carolina is working for her also... not that there's anything wrong with that.

That was such a good feeling I had to make that my first post! Member since 2001...

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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 6:10 PM
 

Tough making the rent and feeding the churns on a cashier's salary , and you just know that her Coot boyfriend works construction through a temp agency and rides a scooter to work .

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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 6:32 PM
 

Congrats on your first post!

In honor of your first post let me repost one of the first posts, if not my very first post, that I ever posted here...my favorite meme yet.


She has no such degree...

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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 6:42 PM
 

...just one of the multitudes of trailer trash bandwagon jumpers.

It's all about life decisions folks, it really is.

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Re: There are two types of coots

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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 6:54 PM
 

Should have asked her when she was getting that promotion to assistant night shift bakery manager? I'm sure that International Business degree she has will have her in that job in no time.


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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 6:39 PM
 

That first one is kind of elusive


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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 7:00 PM
 

She was right to a certain degree. We play USuC so she was right about that one.

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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 7:36 PM
 

Not disputing that at all UsUc is the definition of no one I meant I have never seen a coot that knows when to keep quiet


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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 6:58 PM
 

Most coot fans try to say the ND game wasn't a good win because they are overrated and won't finish in the top 25. I just laugh and ask them when was the last time they beat a top 10 team and they get quiet real quick.


Coots don't know how to keep their beaks shut.

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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 7:30 PM
 

I don't understand it. Your team is garbage. What do you have to say?Why on earth would you try to start something and irritate a customer?

Had something similar happen to me last week by a worker at Bath and Body Works. That woman was ridiculous. She was practically following me around the store just a yapping bout "you know where you are (I live in Columbia)? why you wearing Clemson stuff?!?"

So looking forward to the end of November. People like that remind me why I loathe the coots.

But on the bright side, got a solid reason why the wife can't drag me in to that store anymore. Terrible customer service! I don't want to knock out a Bath and Body Works bag lady. ??

~JKB


Re: I would have called a manager over

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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 10:42 PM
 

and registered a complaint ...the only way they will ever learn is to feel the pain.


Hey. The U players couldn't keep their traps shut

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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 11:22 PM
 

last weekend on the field while having their buttocks handed to them. What makes anyone think a Coot can keep their yapper shut? Same class of fan, same mentality, same thought processes. At least The U has some Nattys to fall back on and remember longingly.

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Teed off in front of a Coot wearing his colors last week

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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 7:31 PM
 

At Myrtlewood. He said, "you're wearing the wrong colors." I said, "which team is undefeated?" His buddy piled on and said, "which team has a coach?"

Classic.

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you should check out with class***

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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 7:38 PM
 




Sounds like he did.

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Posted: Oct 29, 2015 8:56 AM
 

He could have really made her feel stupid.


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Posted: Oct 28, 2015 11:31 PM
 

I was working my smoke detector business today. Went In a basement, saw a coot football. Said what the he'll? She said what I was like what in the he'll is that. She said oh no your not a Clemson can are you. I was like look out the window at my car. So she did, it says I h8usc. She told me she knew she shouldn't have let me in the house.??. Don't know the point of the story but oh well. Go Clemson

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Heck yes. This deserves a thumbs up from me.

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Posted: Oct 29, 2015 2:49 AM
 

Better not say the "H" "E" double hockey sticks word because I might get down voted on this uber conservative do-gooder board.


The butt hurt is strong around here right now.***

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Posted: Oct 29, 2015 8:33 AM
 



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ROH


Not a problem saying he11 on here.***

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Posted: Oct 29, 2015 8:57 PM
 



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Cashier skillset says it all.******

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Posted: Oct 29, 2015 6:02 AM
 




Attitude like that is probably what got her fired from the

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Posted: Oct 29, 2015 6:42 AM
 

McDonalds.

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Tell the manager.***

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Posted: Oct 29, 2015 8:12 AM
 



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Re: Tell the manager.***

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Posted: Oct 29, 2015 10:05 AM
 

Nope, not doing that...
Let them run their mouth and carry around that jealousy. I love it! They'll get what's coming to em..

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Posted: Oct 29, 2015 8:16 AM
 

Interesting, I had a coot bag boy attack me at Bi-Lo a couple of years ago. He's since then quit, much like the OBS...

Karma baby, karma I tell you...

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One common denominator among most Coots....

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Posted: Oct 29, 2015 8:21 AM
 

besides being ignorant and deluded, most of them have a bad case of "diarrhea of the mouth".

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Cashier huh? Majored in accounting at USuK.

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Posted: Oct 29, 2015 8:49 AM
 

nm


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Posted: Oct 29, 2015 9:34 AM
 

I personally never understand the desire to be nasty to a total stranger based solely on college football allegiance.

But maybe that's just me.


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Posted: Oct 29, 2015 10:18 AM
 

... as I think about it deeper..
Seems when I wear my Clemson visor out in public, I only get the smart ### comments from coots. Not UNC, NCST, E Carolina (being in Charlotte) nobody, only coot fans.

I know good and well I don't walk around with that jealousy when I see a coot hat or shirt. I prefer silent pride, I’ll let my beloved Tigers speak for me!

By the way, have an outstanding day!

GO TIGERS!!

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Posted: Oct 29, 2015 8:45 PM
 

I like it!!

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