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Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 10:31 AM
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What will you say , if the opportunity avails ?

https://youtu.be/iGxWla95-2U

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Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 10:40 AM
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Thank you Jesus!

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Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 10:46 AM
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Pretty good choice , if you've been a Christian ??

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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 4:16 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygZxqVcikRU&list=RDygZxqVcikRU&t=15

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If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them use weak and inferior materials during construction?


Even better choice if you haven't been a Christian


Posted: Apr 18, 2018 7:02 PM
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It's time to ask for forgiveness

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 10:44 AM
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Steve Jobs, Oh Wow, Oh Wow, Oh Wow.......

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Rosebud?

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 10:57 AM
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nm


Re: Rosebud?

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 11:18 AM
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I gotcha good .

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63-17.***

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 11:19 AM
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Re: 63-17.***

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 11:20 AM
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POTT !

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Sh*t, did I leave the stove on?***

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 11:31 AM
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Re: Sh*t, did I leave the stove on?***

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 11:37 AM
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Lulz . Hope that isn't a joke .

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Re: Sh*t, did I leave the stove on?***

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 12:07 PM
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Tigerdug23®

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAHGgJ28Qo0

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Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 11:33 AM
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I TOLD you I was sick!


Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 11:34 AM
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Here, hold my beer.


and less than 10,000 words***


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Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 11:35 AM
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"I love you Rachel."

(she's my wife) :)


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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 11:39 AM
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That's a nice sentiment.

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Bury me face down so all the coots can Kiss My A$$***

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 11:42 AM
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Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 11:46 AM
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Mine came very close to being "Oh sh@t I'm falling". My wife was cooking breakfast and I was checking my fasting blood sugar...so she was right there when I dropped dead. Amazingly I survived even though I died and came back 6 times that day, one of them lasting 20 minutes with no heart beat. I remember saying something only twice...the same thing both times, once at home and once in the ER. My wife, who was there both times said all she heard was "Aaurugh" or something to that effect. After going on a lap around the ICU at Baylor, like a week and a half later, the nurses were getting me back into bed and I clearly remembering saying "Oh sh@t"...no heart beat for about a minute that time when they hit me with paddles to bring me back. My nurses backed me up on that one. They heard me correctly. Anyway, I'm kinda hoping when I get better at the whole dying thing (not practice)...and it is final, I'll have something philosophical, profound, witty, revealing, or something just down right cool to say.


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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 12:54 PM
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Did you have any near death/death experiences?(SCtexan)


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Great question.***


Posted: Apr 18, 2018 6:55 PM
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Re: "Oh Kate Upton! You were the best I ever had"***

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 12:03 PM
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Fight like he!! d@mmit***

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 12:06 PM
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and win!***


Posted: Apr 18, 2018 9:23 PM
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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 12:10 PM
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Bring me some dippin dots please

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Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 1:02 PM
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Thank You Lord,for making me a Clemson Fan ( and forgive me for my sins*)


Does snoring count?******

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 12:26 PM
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Not mine, but I have heard on numerous occasions that

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 12:38 PM
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death was preceeded by:

"Hey, watch this!"

or,

"Hey, Hold my beer a minute!"

So, beware if you hear those.

I expect mine to be, if at all able to speak:

"Jesus, I am coming to be with you in Paradise."

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Free at last, free at last!

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 12:57 PM
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Gamecock free at last.

Heaven here I come!


Yes Kate Upton ... it was as good for me as it was for you.***

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 12:59 PM
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Re: Yes Kate Upton ... it was as good for me as it was for you.***

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 3:00 PM
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2nd Kate Upton reference. She is certainly on a few minds .

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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 7:10 AM
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She certainly does seem to be bouncing around a few peoples minds.

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 1:04 PM
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Last words the turkey hears as he is tossed out of the helicopter:: "As God is my witness....I thought turkeys could fly!!"...


I just watched that episode of WKRP last week!!***

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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 7:30 AM
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Re: I just watched that episode of WKRP last week!!***

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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 7:34 AM
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One of my favorites .

...and turkeys CAN fly .

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Not those fat domestic Butterballs - Don't ask Walt


Posted: Apr 18, 2018 7:49 AM
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about the wild ones either - his show talking about them was almost as funny as WKRP.

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 1:29 PM
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"I wish I could hang around for the going away party".

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World, I fart in your general direction.

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 2:11 PM
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N/M


wanna see something cool?***

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 2:15 PM
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Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 3:44 PM
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"Take my grandson instead. He's young and fresh."

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Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 4:02 PM
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Can I put you on hold?


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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 7:17 AM
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You don't mean that !

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Todd Ellis,"Touchdown Clemson, Touchdown Chad Jasmin"***

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 4:07 PM
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Re: Todd Ellis,"Touchdown Clemson, Touchdown Chad Jasmin"***

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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 7:18 AM
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This one touches me .

I reflected .

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Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 4:11 PM
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Hey y’all, watch this.

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Re: Choose your last words on Earth


Posted: Apr 18, 2018 8:00 AM
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Really, Flames Already!

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So long,

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Posted: Apr 16, 2018 4:25 PM
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and thanks for all the fish.

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"Nice seeing the Tigers get their 100th win over the coots

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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 7:35 AM
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in football!", since I'm already 68 years old!

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Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 8:15 AM
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Please Don't Bury Me
John Prine

Woke up this morning
Put on my slippers
Walked in the kitchen and died
And oh what a feeling!
When my soul
Went thru the ceiling
And on up into heaven I did ride
When I got there they did say
John, it happened this way
You slipped upon the floor
And hit your head
And all the angels say
Just before you passed away
These were the very last words
That you said:

Chorus:
Please don't bury me
Down in that cold cold ground
No, I'd druther have "em" cut me up
And pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane
And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears
If they don't mind the size

Give my stomach to Milwaukee
If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box
Just get "em" out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms
Look out! I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman
And give my love to Rose

Repeat Chorus

Give my feet to the footloose
Careless, fancy free
Give my knees to the needy
Don't pull that stuff on me
Hand me down my walking cane
It's a sin to tell a lie
Send my mouth way down south
And kiss my ### goodbye


Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 9:22 AM
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"And when before the throne,
I stand in Him complete,
'Jesus died my soul to save!'
My lips shall still repeat!

"Jesus paid it all, all to Him I owe.
Sin had left a crimson stain; He washed it white as snow."

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Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 10:41 AM
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Amen!!!

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Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 9:48 AM
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I know where the Dutchmen's gold is, its in.....

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Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 10:10 AM
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Coming


*whispers* "Come closer... Spinnakerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...."

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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 3:48 PM
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nm


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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 4:06 PM
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Clear my browser history!


When the doctors at UCLA

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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 4:48 PM
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saved my wife’s life 29 months ago after a 7 hour open heart surgery, they had me come into ICU prior to bringing her out of the anesthesia. They asked me to stand in front of her as they pulled the tube. Their main concern was brain damage from the length of the surgery, and I was there for recognition/response.

So, I’m standing there scared s***less as she slowly begins opening and closing her eyes. Then the tube was pulled, she looked at me, and whispered hoarsely with smile on her face “#### it’s good to be alive”

Now, tears are running down my face and I’m grinning ear to ear as the surgeon says, “I think she’s going to be fine.”

Anywho, this is a timely topic, because just last night my wife posed this same question to me and I told her without hesitation, “####, it was a magical life.”

And it truly has been.

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Thanks God***

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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 6:57 PM
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Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 9:50 PM
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Thank you Jesus for the life you gave me and the one to come.

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Re: Choose your last words on Earth

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Posted: Apr 18, 2018 10:24 PM
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If you ain’t first you’re last

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Posted: Apr 20, 2018 11:14 AM
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"Wow, that looks like a comet heading right at us!"

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Posted: Apr 20, 2018 1:39 PM
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####, did not see that coming! Or maybe Hold my beer you ain't gonna believe this....


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