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Heisman Winner [105573]
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Check out these University of Kansas University Jaycocks
Mar 22, 2018, 8:33 AM
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being all cootish. Well for all you Jaycock lurkers, let me tell you somethin. You bout to get a complete asswhoopin you flyover state ACC wannabe losers. If there's one thing I know about Bill Self, it's that he does Bill Self things every year in the tournament. And this year it's gonna be DeVoe, Reed and Mitchell hitting daggers from outside, while Eli dominates the paint.
Them inbreds out in Kansas are just like the coots, think about it: they absolutely suck at football, they got lucky with one good tournament run in the last 20 years in basketball, they like to make out with their cousins (and sometimes goats), they think jorts and a mullet is fashion forward, anyone with a pulse can get into their crappyass school (and truthfully, looking at UKU's academics, the part about a pulse isn't really required), their in-state rival is their big brother, they have a severe inferiority complex, and while the coots like to yell "we lovecocks!" these freaks like to yell "we love Phag!"
As an added bonus, as @Francis Marion® pointed out the other day, them Kansas dummies are so dumb they even built their biggest city in Missouri, freaking idiots!
So listen here Jaycoots, you better hide your cousin wives and children because Clemson is coming and we ain't traveling to Omaha to do any sight seeing, we comin to whoop that hayseedass! Clemson Varsity Men's Basketball Head Coach Brad Brownell is about to show fat neck Bill Self what real basketball looks like. Ain't no need for you to look ahead to a matchup against Duke you hillbilly morans, we bout to stomp a mudhole in ya! Clemson's here you dumb sumbiches and he!l came with us!
https://scout.com/college/kansas/Board/103719/Contents/Looking-ahead-to-Duke-116535098
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Clemson by 20.
Mar 22, 2018, 8:35 AM
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Bank on it.
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The only way that doesn't happen is if we are looking...
Mar 22, 2018, 8:38 AM
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ahead to Duke.
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Heisman Winner [138686]
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I've studied the film and Auburn is much better than UKU.
Mar 22, 2018, 8:39 AM
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And we could have easily beaten Auburn by 50.
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Yeah, but Frances, I bet running the picket fence every time
Mar 22, 2018, 8:42 AM
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on 'em won't always work against the Jaycawks.
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Heisman Winner [105573]
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As long as we don't get caught watching the paint dry
Mar 22, 2018, 8:48 AM
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we'll be aight.
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Oculus Spirit [81689]
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Speaking of watching paint dry,
Mar 22, 2018, 9:01 AM
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did you read bob's story about the meat up?
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Heisman Winner [138686]
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I read it to help me fall asleep last night.***
Mar 22, 2018, 9:01 AM
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You mean the one where he uploaded a pic of the event
Mar 22, 2018, 9:03 AM
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taken from the Hubble Telescope?
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Heisman Winner [138686]
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Yes, the one where they put the guest of honor on the floor
Mar 22, 2018, 9:04 AM
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in FRONT of the stage, not on it.
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CBV should've known better than to visit Gaffney
Mar 22, 2018, 9:15 AM
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I'd say that one's on him
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If we're being honest, he probably drew the short straw...***
Mar 22, 2018, 9:21 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81689]
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"short straw..."
Mar 22, 2018, 9:24 AM
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back to bob insults lmao
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some folk has real world problems...
Mar 22, 2018, 9:41 AM
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like bob.
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That would be a bit of a letdown after our last game
Mar 22, 2018, 8:42 AM
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Auburn won the regular season SEC championship, the Jaycocks suck so much they weren't even in contention for the regular season SEC championship. If we win by 20, it will be because CBB pulled all of our starters with 10 minutes left to play.
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All-TigerNet [10427]
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So then easy money, right?
Mar 22, 2018, 8:56 AM
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Do you have a helpful link to your favorite gamblin' site to offer?
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Re: Clemson by 20.
Mar 22, 2018, 9:17 AM
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Clemson 6 to 8 point win over those Jaybirds heading to the elite 8, take dat to the BB&T!!! Hey hey hey haven't you heard, Clemson Tigers will turn those Jaybird's into turds!!! Goooo Tigerssss!!!
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Heisman Winner [105573]
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I don't use BB&T. Hth***
Mar 22, 2018, 9:26 AM
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Re: I don't use BB&T. Hth***
Mar 22, 2018, 9:28 AM
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Well you should!!!
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Well, I think WE should look ahead to Dook too, then.
Mar 22, 2018, 8:37 AM
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Let's not fall behind in the race to overlook.
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That's going to be a quiet ride back to Manhattan for them.****
Mar 22, 2018, 8:37 AM
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Re: Check out these University of Kansas University Jaycocks
Mar 22, 2018, 8:37 AM
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wait, what is wrong with jorts and a mullet? -1
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I'm embarrassed for you***
Mar 22, 2018, 8:45 AM
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Re: I'm embarrassed for you***
Mar 22, 2018, 8:59 AM
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in all fairness, I was stepping into my jeans and my legs stepped though the knee holes. It was easier to break out the scissors at that point.
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At least somebody in that thread...
Mar 22, 2018, 8:47 AM
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knows about Duke and the referees. They mention two, early mystery fouls on the other teams best player when playing the Dukies!
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Re: Check out these University of Kansas University Jaycocks
Mar 22, 2018, 8:50 AM
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Heisman Winner [105573]
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What do you mean?***
Mar 22, 2018, 9:05 AM
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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POTD of the day!
Mar 22, 2018, 9:19 AM
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Too bad you won't get any recognition for it. The mods are more into playing favorites these days
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Heisman Winner [105573]
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Yes they are, they gave the award to dhood the other day
Mar 22, 2018, 9:46 AM
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all because he typed some tldr post about flying home from California.
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Lol, who wants to read something like that?
Mar 22, 2018, 10:58 AM
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I guess they'll give out that "award" to anybody these days
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I think GWP went off on the J-coots from Kansas.
Mar 22, 2018, 10:02 AM
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Good morning GWP!
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Re: Check out these University of Kansas University Jaycocks
Mar 22, 2018, 12:29 PM
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Who is this Dope they keep talking about?
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Who knows, maybe it's a code word for
Mar 22, 2018, 12:55 PM
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their "personal time" with goats on the farm or something
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