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Ben Boulware
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Posted: Jun 4, 2015, 11:06 PM
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There used to be a street named after Ben Boulware, but it was changed because nobody crosses Ben Boulware and lives.
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Re: Ben Boulware
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Posted: Jun 5, 2015, 5:08 AM
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Now I understand why people are always saying "B Ware". Obviously intersecting with this LB is dangerous.
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All-In [26207]
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Iron Man wears Ben Boulware underwear.***
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Posted: Jun 5, 2015, 5:42 AM
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Ben Boulware died at birth
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Posted: Jun 5, 2015, 8:15 AM
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But Death has been too afraid to take him
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Orange Blooded [3305]
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Fear of Spiders? Arachnophobia. Fear of Tight Spaces?
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Posted: Jun 5, 2015, 8:25 AM
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Claustraphobia.
Fear of Ben Boulware? Logical.
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Ben Boulware
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Posted: Jun 5, 2015, 12:02 PM
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has already been to Mars, that's why there's no sign of life.
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Re: Ben Boulware
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Posted: Jun 5, 2015, 12:15 PM
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was once bitten by a rattle snake.....after three days of pain and agony....the snake died.
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Commissioner [994]
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Ben Boulware once kicked
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Posted: Jun 6, 2015, 11:06 AM
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a horse on its chin. Its decendants are known today as giraffes.
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Standout [338]
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Too Chuck Norris
Posted: Jun 8, 2015, 4:17 PM
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Googling Norris is an easy way to go, but kicking will get Ben 15 yards.
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They once made Ben Boulware toilet paper.
Posted: Jun 7, 2015, 10:24 AM
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The problem was that it wouldn't take #### from anybody.
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Ben Boulware was once kicked in the chest by a horse
Posted: Jun 8, 2015, 10:35 AM
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But they humanely put the horse down for his shattered leg.
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Legend [17898]
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Ben Boulware
Posted: Jun 8, 2015, 10:40 AM
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once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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we will sell no ben boulware jerseys before it's time.***
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Posted: Jun 8, 2015, 4:00 PM
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Nice. Earnest and Julio Gallo said they will serve no wine
Posted: Jun 8, 2015, 4:01 PM
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until it is time. Ben said it is time.
Paul Masson lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSs6DcA6dFI
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Orange Blooded [3036]
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where's the boulware?***
Posted: Jun 8, 2015, 4:08 PM
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probably a few more around here were alive in the
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Posted: Jun 21, 2015, 11:51 AM
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mid 80's
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Re: probably a few more around here were alive in the
Posted: Jun 21, 2015, 4:13 PM
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Boulware is the first linebacker in ncaa history who was required to submit a dna sample before being allowed to play. (Obviously, that's not counting the convicted criminals playing for the coots, dawgs, and noles
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Orange Blooded [2762]
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True that. In fact we have a strong representation here
Posted: Jun 21, 2015, 6:14 PM
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from the older fan base.
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4 out of 5 doctors agree -
Posted: Jun 8, 2015, 4:44 PM
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ben boulware's gonna cause some serious problems for
opposing teams.
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What did Ben do to the 5th Doc?***
Posted: Jun 8, 2015, 9:48 PM
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Re: What did Ben do to the 5th Doc?***
Posted: Jun 9, 2015, 1:36 AM
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you don't wanna know.
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I heard Ben Boulware caught a cold....
Posted: Jun 8, 2015, 10:02 PM
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...once in his life. He beat it so badly that the cold was too afraid to come back....
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Ben Boulware handcuffed lightning
Posted: Jun 9, 2015, 5:54 AM
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And threw thunder in jail
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Commissioner [994]
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A handicapped parking sign doesn't really signify that the s
Posted: Jun 9, 2015, 9:18 AM
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is for handicapped people. It actually is a warning that the spot belongs to Ben Boulware, and if you park there he will make you handicapped.
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Ben Boulware's hand is the only hand that beats
Posted: Jun 10, 2015, 11:30 PM
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a royal flush
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Ben Boulware
Posted: Jun 10, 2015, 11:41 PM
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once changed a tire on his vehicle while he was still driving.
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Re: Ben Boulware
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Posted: Jun 10, 2015, 11:42 PM
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He's a very physical football player who strikes fear in the hearts of opposing offensive specialists.
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Ben Boulware doesn't wear a watch
Posted: Jun 14, 2015, 10:17 AM
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He decides what time it is
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Re: Ben Boulware
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Posted: Jun 14, 2015, 12:32 PM
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Ben Boulware, a navy seal and a hells angel were camping out. The navy seal said, "I'm so bad, I killed 14 Taliban with my rifle, ran out of ammo, then killed 4 with my toothbrush. The hells angel replied, "thats nothing, I'm so bad I got into a fight with another gang, killed 9 of them with my knife and bit the arm off of the last one". Ben Boulware said nothing, lost in his own thoughts as he continued to stir the campfire with his djick.
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Ben Boulware destroyed the periodic table
Posted: Jun 16, 2015, 6:15 PM
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because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.
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To help prevent future shark attacks...
Posted: Jun 16, 2015, 7:53 PM
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Beaches are placing Ben Boulware cutouts along the shoreline. Unfortunately, it's scaring away the humans, too. 
~JKB
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If Ben Boulware were an action figure
Posted: Jun 17, 2015, 2:54 PM
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no kids would be able to play with it, because everything about it would be hazardous
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Ben Boulware
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Posted: Jun 21, 2015, 11:13 AM
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once bowled a perfect game... with a golf ball
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Orange Blooded [2782]
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Ben Boulware's Arms
Posted: Jun 21, 2015, 6:52 PM
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Are registered lethal weapons
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Ben Boulware
Posted: Jun 29, 2015, 4:30 PM
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uses live Grizzly bears as Pillow Pets.
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How is this thread still alive after almost a month?
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Posted: Jun 29, 2015, 4:36 PM
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Because Ben Boulware won't let it die
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we have a week dedicated to sharks
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Posted: Jun 30, 2015, 7:31 PM
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sharks have a week dedicated to Ben Boulware
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Orange Blooded [2782]
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Demons have a show on Discovery channel
Posted: Jun 30, 2015, 8:21 PM
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Called "The Ben Boulware Encounters"
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Orange Blooded [3275]
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How many push-ups can Ben Boulware Do?
Posted: Jul 1, 2015, 7:17 AM
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Answer - All of them...
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Ben Boulware doesn't do push ups...
Posted: Jul 1, 2015, 4:28 PM
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he pushes the Earth down.
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Ring of Honor [31701]
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Boulware drove his mom home from hospital after he was born
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Posted: Jul 1, 2015, 10:07 AM
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NBC is going to bring back Seinfeld because Ben Boulware told em to.
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Re: Ben Boulware***
Posted: Jul 1, 2015, 12:32 PM
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It's sad you are recycling a 2 year old joke
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Posted: Jul 1, 2015, 12:53 PM
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Get laid
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When Ben Boulware sneezes, the Pope blesses him***
Posted: Jul 1, 2015, 12:53 PM
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Ben Boulware
Posted: Jul 1, 2015, 1:18 PM
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Killed a coot with a tweet.
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Re: Ben Boulware
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Posted: Jul 1, 2015, 3:40 PM
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Is fundamentally sound in identifying run/pass during post-snap scenarios.
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This thread won't end......
Posted: Jul 1, 2015, 3:57 PM
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until Ben Boulware says it's over.
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Scored as many points in bowl game as Oklahoma did--
Posted: Jul 1, 2015, 4:43 PM
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Is that a good one ?
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Ben Boulware
Posted: Jul 2, 2015, 6:45 PM
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Doesn't own a toothbrush, plaque is afraid of Ben Boulware.
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