I much prefer a good laugh than reading about the mating call of the African Hyena.
While attending a National meeting of farmers, a farmer from South Carolina and a farmer from Texas became good friends. After attending various sessions re farming during the day, they found it refreshing to visit the hotel lounge to enjoy a cold beer. Being a true Texan, the Texas farmer had the habit of overstating the truth. But the wise old Palmetto state farmer was aware of what a Texas farmer would say. The Texas farmer said his wife prepared him a hearty breakfast every morning and then prepared him a huge lunch to take with him as he checked on his farm. He told his new-found Carolina farmer friend he would get in his pickup and it would take all day to get around to everything on his farm. The Carolina farmer responded, "I know what you have to endure, I've got a pickup just like yours".