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Another MIL joke

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 11:27 AM
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Let me preface my joke by saying my MIL was an angel and I had no complaints. I give ALS presentations using powerpoint and intersperse jokes in with facts about ALS. The following joke is one of the jokes in my presentation. If you like it, I will tell more.

A man wanted to go on Safari in Kenya but his wife insisted on going along with her mother. They were at a bush camp at Amboseli National Park when the MIL excused herself to go to the bathroom. She wasn't gone 15 seconds when she screamed "Help!!" The wife, husband and guide went running to see what was wrong. They found the MIL with her back against a tree with a menacing male lion right in font of her. The wife said "Do something" to her husband. The husband said "No, the lion got himself in this mess and he can get himself out of it!"


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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 12:05 PM
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Maybe I am dumb, but what is a MIL?

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Mother-in-Law***

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Mother-In-Law

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 12:21 PM
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Lol, I had no idea until I read the joke.

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MILF

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 12:21 PM
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minus the "F"

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What if it's a

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 12:55 PM
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MIILF

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If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them use weak and inferior materials during construction?


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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 12:57 PM
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MILILF, if she’s hawt.

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Thanks for correcting my

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 12:59 PM
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acronym.

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If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them use weak and inferior materials during construction?


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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 1:53 PM
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When the apple doesn't fall far from the...take your pick.

When I was engaged, my fiancee always complained that I spent more time with her mom. I worked 3rd shift and managed to come by to see her before she went to work. Then Mom would feed me. Sometimes if we got talking I wouldn't get home until noon, which would make me miss getting by to spend time with my true sweetheart before my shift started.

My sweetie got mad at Mom for keeping me up too long.

But I put on 30 lbs that year. What a cook!


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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:34 PM
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This story didn’t end like a Forum letter in Penthouse.
After that first sentence it could have.
“I used to think all these stories were fake, but then ....”

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By any chance, was your fiancee named Stacy?***

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 3:02 PM
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A fellow was driving a new BMW. One of his friends asked, "Where did you get that"? "I got it for my MIL". "Gee, I wish I could make a deal like that".

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 3:10 PM
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My mother in law was ruthless but in the end Son-in-law took care of her mostly her last 3-4 months including the moment she past. She made peace with me and the Lord above.

It’s amazing how life can turn on a dime.

Love that one Joe!

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I liked all my MILs

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 5:05 PM
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Their daughters too, at first....

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