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Topic: Am I condemed to Hades?
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Am I condemed to Hades?

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Posted: Nov 27, 2020, 12:23 AM
 

Easter 2019 at my mother-in-laws house for dinner and she invited her pastor over. Nice guy, coot fan , and we discuss football. That day I joked that Easter was appropriate for USC football as only God could raise that program from the dead.

Today, again at my MIL's house, he made sure I noticed the USC mask he was wearing. I responded, "If I was a USC fan, I would not want anyone to know who I was either."

Should I put an extra $5 in the plate on Sunday?

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Posted: Nov 27, 2020, 12:33 AM
 

Religion and sports? This is not a good situation. I suggest two possible choices. Do not talk sports or change churches. Good luck. By the way, who does your MIL cheer for?

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Posted: Nov 27, 2020, 10:46 AM
 

She is not a sports fan.

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Posted: Nov 27, 2020, 12:34 AM
 

Well he is a pastor so the mask makes sense. He probably just wanted #### on his mouth ??

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Posted: Nov 27, 2020, 12:42 AM
 

No, you can just choose to NOT go to Columbia and no one would ever blame you.

On the money thing, absolutely not. Muschamp’s buyout is their problem.

Chickens are excellent multi-taskers, they can suck at football and business at the same time.

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Posted: Nov 27, 2020, 6:57 AM
 

You probably won't go to Hades for being honest, but you might if you rub it in by putting a Clemson Two dollar bill in the offering plate instead.
Oh, and please don't forget your Clemson face mask.

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Posted: Nov 27, 2020, 7:31 AM
 

Now, both of those are funny. I just hope the pastor has a sense of humor. :????

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Posted: Nov 27, 2020, 10:27 AM
 

You are not. This pastor seems to have an inordinate amount of interest in either being with your MIL or you by being present on both Easter and Thanksgiving. I'm seeing a pattern here.He's a coot. You must keep your guard up.

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