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ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 2, 2019, 5:57 PM
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Hey Hoos, did you watch us this week?
You see how we managed to “squeak”
Another win out?
You think with your “clout”
You’ll manhandle Clemson the Meek?
The media thinks that you would
Since TL “just ain’t all that good”
And Perkins is “gleaming.”
Both notions are steaming
Hot excrement. “Can’t never could.”
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 2, 2019, 6:06 PM
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We loved it! We said, “This game rocks!”
Y’all shut out that fat, garnet pox
In Charlotte last year!
But we’ll make it clear -
This time, you’re not facing soft ####?...
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Legend [16506]
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The Hoos survived the turkey attack last week,
Dec 2, 2019, 6:21 PM
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So now the rep the Coastal - (the meek!)
The Tigers' will pounce,
The "mighty" pergola we'll trounce
And we're one step closer to the natty we seek!
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 2, 2019, 8:38 PM
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Don’t fault us for not being kinder!
This beatdown will be your reminder -
Thank Swoff for contriving
Your prize for surviving
The Coastal Division meatgrinder...
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 2, 2019, 9:01 PM
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The ’Hoos reached the champ’ionship game
By learning how Hokies to tame.
Though praise we extend,
Still we’ll far transcend
The best of the ’Hoos all the same.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 2, 2019, 9:26 PM
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What is it with these V-A brands?
“’Hoos,” “Hokies”—I don’t understand
What these things might be,
But one thing we’ll see:
’Hoos, whate’er they are, quite outmanned.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 3, 2019, 7:28 AM
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Meditation on the depth chart:
They ask, “What if Trevor goes down?”
The thought cert’n’ly makes me to frown.
But if 16 gets hurt
7 Dabo’ll insert.
Brice-to-Higg’ns’ll earn great renown.
But if it were Travis to fall...
Would that bring to us a great pall?
It would not, indeed.
Lyn-J would then lead
With Rencher the Wahoos to maul.
Heav’n forbid it were Higgins contused.
Our greatest receiver refused
The field one more time;
But Ngata sublime
And Pow’ll leave the Wahoos abused.
Message was edited by: cuthbert®
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There once were some yahoo wahoos,
Dec 3, 2019, 7:49 AM
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and they got curb stomped.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 3, 2019, 7:55 AM
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We’re ranked at the top for a reason -
No jokin or foolin or teasin.
Although you’ll cry whenya
Get mudholes stomped inya,
You’ll still have a good b-ball season...
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 4, 2019, 5:07 PM
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The plight of the poor Cavaliers -
With whispers of praise in their ears
For beating VT,
They look up and see
The looming, or’nge sum of their fears.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 4, 2019, 8:24 PM
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The shine on your pergola’s fading
And wine in your cellar’s degrading
With each passing hour
As CFB’s power
Appreciates in Playoff trading...
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 6, 2019, 9:03 PM
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The Queen City’s known as a hub
For salves that can serve as a rub
For blistered backsides -
That’s good ‘cause tanned hides
Abound there when we get dat DUB.
like, every single year.
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