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Topic: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Replies: 11   Last Post: Dec 6, 2019 9:03 PM by: bdrechs®
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ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Dec 2, 2019 5:57 PM
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Hey Hoos, did you watch us this week?
You see how we managed to “squeak”
Another win out?
You think with your “clout”
You’ll manhandle Clemson the Meek?

The media thinks that you would
Since TL “just ain’t all that good”
And Perkins is “gleaming.”
Both notions are steaming
Hot excrement. “Can’t never could.”

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Posted: Dec 2, 2019 6:06 PM
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We loved it! We said, “This game rocks!”
Y’all shut out that fat, garnet pox
In Charlotte last year!
But we’ll make it clear -
This time, you’re not facing soft Cock?...

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The Hoos survived the turkey attack last week,


Posted: Dec 2, 2019 6:21 PM
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So now the rep the Coastal - (the meek!)
The Tigers' will pounce,
The "mighty" pergola we'll trounce
And we're one step closer to the natty we seek!

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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Dec 2, 2019 8:38 PM
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Don’t fault us for not being kinder!
This beatdown will be your reminder -
Thank Swoff for contriving
Your prize for surviving
The Coastal Division meatgrinder...

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Posted: Dec 2, 2019 9:01 PM
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The ’Hoos reached the champ’ionship game
By learning how Hokies to tame.
Though praise we extend,
Still we’ll far transcend
The best of the ’Hoos all the same.

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Posted: Dec 2, 2019 9:26 PM
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What is it with these V-A brands?
“’Hoos,” “Hokies”—I don’t understand
What these things might be,
But one thing we’ll see:
’Hoos, whate’er they are, quite outmanned.

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Posted: Dec 3, 2019 7:28 AM
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Meditation on the depth chart:

They ask, “What if Trevor goes down?”
The thought cert’n’ly makes me to frown.
But if 16 gets hurt
7 Dabo’ll insert.
Brice-to-Higg’ns’ll earn great renown.

But if it were Travis to fall...
Would that bring to us a great pall?
It would not, indeed.
Lyn-J would then lead
With Rencher the Wahoos to maul.

Heav’n forbid it were Higgins contused.
Our greatest receiver refused
The field one more time;
But Ngata sublime
And Pow’ll leave the Wahoos abused.

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There once were some yahoo wahoos,


Posted: Dec 3, 2019 7:49 AM
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and they got curb stomped.


Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Dec 3, 2019 7:55 AM
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We’re ranked at the top for a reason -
No jokin or foolin or teasin.
Although you’ll cry whenya
Get mudholes stomped inya,
You’ll still have a good b-ball season...

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Posted: Dec 4, 2019 5:07 PM
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The plight of the poor Cavaliers -
With whispers of praise in their ears
For beating VT,
They look up and see
The looming, or’nge sum of their fears.

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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Dec 4, 2019 8:24 PM
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The shine on your pergola’s fading
And wine in your cellar’s degrading
With each passing hour
As CFB’s power
Appreciates in Playoff trading...

2019 white level member

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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Dec 6, 2019 9:03 PM
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The Queen City’s known as a hub
For salves that can serve as a rub
For blistered backsides -
That’s good ‘cause tanned hides
Abound there when we get dat DUB.

like, every single year.

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