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A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 2, 2019 11:04 PM
 

Put Reveille on a strong leader,
‘Cause Saturday you’re gonna need her
To stay by your side
And not run and hide,
Unless you want Tigers to eat her.


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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 2, 2019 11:08 PM
 

Rehearsals for yelling are hard -
Be on your laryngeal guard!
Your team, though, ain’t prepped.
In fact, they’re inept
If Etienne wants to go yard...

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Posted: Sep 3, 2019 3:46 AM
 

Ags coming to Clemson this week
To exact the revenge that they seek
You’ve nowhere to hide
When our team hits its stride
And your 1-1 record will reek.


Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 3, 2019 7:24 AM
 

My friend, I’m delighted you’ve come -
The poetry’s silly to some.
Although y’all will leave with
A big loss to grieve with,
At least I can tell you ain’t dumb.

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 3, 2019 10:36 PM
 

bdrechs® said:

My friend, I’m delighted you’ve come -
The poetry’s silly to some.
Although y’all will leave with
A big loss to grieve with,
At least I can tell you ain’t dumb.


bdrechs® said:

My friend, I’m delighted you’ve come -
The poetry’s silly to some.
Although y’all will leave with
A big loss to grieve with,
At least I can tell you ain’t dumb.

i like it- back atcha! ;)


Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 2, 2019 11:12 PM
 

Coach Jimbo used to visit from Talley
He had some rough times in Death Valley
He’ll be back again
But wont leave with a grin
Because Dabo’s Tigers will rally

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 2, 2019 11:16 PM
 

I think all your quirky tradition
Makes great college football addition!
We got us one, too, and
It’s called “beating you and
All others at ev’ry position.”

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 2, 2019 11:24 PM
 

What sound does a real Aggie make?
(I’m asking ‘cause I didn’t take
A course in farm-talking)
Will we hear some squawking
When Tigers make Kellen’s boots quake?

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 2, 2019 11:28 PM
 

I see you’re respectfully ranked.
We’ll make sure you’re properly thanked
Once we win the Playoff
And get the big payoff
Since you’ll be a big ‘un we’ve spanked!

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 3, 2019 5:32 AM
 

The SEC West veneration
Must honor this big limitation:
There lies, to the east,
A great, orange beast -
The deadliest team in the nation…

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Roses are Red and Texas A&M

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Posted: Sep 3, 2019 5:34 AM
 

sux

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 3, 2019 7:08 AM
 

Our line will give Trevor the time,
So there is no reason or rhyme
In claiming D-backs
Can quell our attacks,
Unless they have ladders to climb...?

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 3, 2019 7:46 AM
 

That team from College Station thinks they are great
They'll soon learn it's a mistake
Our D's too fast
Can't stop our pass
And they will realize we aren't Texas State.


Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 3, 2019 7:51 AM
 

Though we employ multiple factors
That make us good beatdown exacters,
Suffice it to say
You’ll have a bad day.
You’ll have a good cry on your tractors.

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 3, 2019 8:21 AM
 

Yes, Mond is a chore to defend,
But end upon defensive end
Will blow through your blocks
And clamp down the locks.
Our trainers have ice packs to lend...

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Why do most SEC teams wear maroon ?


Posted: Sep 3, 2019 9:05 AM
 

Why did they take our beloved balloons ?
I asked dear Maggie
What is an Aggie ?
That ol hurricane can bring a monsoon.

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Re: Why do most SEC teams wear maroon ?


Posted: Sep 3, 2019 9:42 AM
 

It brings out the red in their eyes,
Which flares up when teams they despise,
Like little ol’ Clemson,
Deliver all thems an
Extended butt-whoopin’ demise.

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The Aggies from Texas are coming,

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Posted: Sep 3, 2019 10:40 AM
 

and on their trip home they'll certainly be bumming.
They'll have a good time pre-game,
But the outcome will be the same.
And for three weeks Tiger Rag they'll be humming.

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 3, 2019 10:52 AM
 

Working the sidelines, our friend Holly Rowe,
Joining in the booth, Todd and McDonough.
They'll praise the s e c,
More that it should be
Won't matter one bit, the Aggies still blow!!!

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 3, 2019 12:56 PM
 

For Jimbo’s return to Death Valley,
Our offense won’t dilly nor dally -
The score will be run-up
And we’ll keep rank “1” up.
It’s just like when he coached in Tally.


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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 3, 2019 4:41 PM
 

You bought a new white leisure suit,
Put “A&M” on it, to boot,
And flew way out here,
Your winners to cheer -
Did you mistake us for a Coot?

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 3, 2019 7:41 PM
 

It’s not just enough to be good -
You need to be well understood.
This week, for example,
You’ll get a good sample:
We won’t beat you bad as we could.

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 3, 2019 9:10 PM
 

I’m ready for this game, by golly.
I’ll be there by car, train, or trolley.
To win is our fate,
And I cannot wait
To make mince meat out of that collie.


Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 3, 2019 9:26 PM
 

I promise, as God is my witness
(And I’ll probably need some forgiveness)
That without any tarry,
We’ll be like Ron Cherry
And painfully give them da bidness.


Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 3, 2019 9:36 PM
 

Our Tigers are the best in the nation
And here comes that team from College Station
Our Tigers attack
Aggies get whacked
The SEC suffers another Clemson domination!

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 3, 2019 9:43 PM
 

The Aggies are pretty good, we know that
But they can't handle our big Cats!
They give it their all,
But finally they fall,
Our Tigers are winners in this week's brawl.

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 3, 2019 9:48 PM
 

Trevor Lawrence will be slingin' it,
And Etienne will be bringin' it
The Aggies can't survive
We'll skin 'em alive!
And once again, our Tigers will be winning it!

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 3, 2019 10:13 PM
 

Now these Aggies are makin' us sick
Sayin' Clemson's backside they will kick.
To each A&M braggart -
"We are NOT led by TAGGART!"
Don't believe me? The go & ask NICK!!

(If I win, I'll take the steak knives or the TUs behind Door #1)

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 3, 2019 10:19 PM
 

"A Death Valley win - guaranteed!"
Said the dumb Texas Aggie hayseed...
Time to teach you a lesson -
Lads don't EVER be messin' -
It's Aggies on whom Tigers feed!

(If I win, I'll take the steak knives or the TUs behind Door #2)

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 3, 2019 10:24 PM
 

Jimbo left FSU with an itch,
With those millions he'd be SUPER rich!
But his team's talkin' trash -
And when Aggies we smash -
Will the 12th Man pull Jim from the ditch?

(If I win, I'll take the steak knives or the TUs behind Door #3)

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We're competing for prizes now?? Guess I'll have to try &


Posted: Sep 3, 2019 10:21 PM
 

come up with a good one!! :)

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 3, 2019 10:15 PM
 

With Travis and Trevor, Higgins and Ross,
We'll show the Aggies, who's the boss!
They put up a fight
But on this night
We'll send 'em back to Texas with a loss!

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 3, 2019 10:35 PM
 

Who's that Aggie, who's doing the braggin'?
Stop your yappin', or you'll soon be gaggin'
You guaranteed a win
But much to your chagrin
You'll be heading home, with your tails a draggin'

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 3, 2019 10:37 PM
 

Lest we forget from whence Jimbo beget,
That school which thrashed us in the 90's.

Now it's our turn to make him feel the burn,
and thoroughly whip A&M hinies!!!


Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 3, 2019 11:15 PM
 

Dabo knows what Jimbo don't
Our Tigers will win, his Aggies won't!
Jimbo will be shocked
His Aggies get rocked!
Their trip to Clemson goes for naught!

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There once were some Aggies from Tejas,

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Posted: Sep 4, 2019 7:38 AM
 

Who came to give Clemson their first loss,
With a coach racketeer,
And traditions quite queer,
But no answer for Trav, Tee, or Ross.


Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 4, 2019 7:47 AM
 

It’s true that at Kyle Field it’s loud,
But Jimbo knows not to get proud.
We’re gonna keep scoring
And fans won’t stop roaring -
We’re CFB’s craziest crowd.

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS

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Posted: Sep 4, 2019 1:43 PM
 

From pundits, I’ve recently learned
That Clemson should be quite concerned.
“A done deal,” they say!
I’m sorry. No way.
Our backups will still leave them burned.

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 4, 2019 5:39 PM
 

I’m fillin’ my truck up with gas
And I see an Aggie fan pass -
“Hey, Gig ‘Em,” he shouted.
I, then, quickly spouted,
“A street legal mower? That’s class!”

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 4, 2019 8:00 PM
 

Their mascot is an Aggie
Me thinks it’s a little faggy
But if the Aggie is slow roasted
Meat’ll fall off like glass that’s busted
And Tigers will prove the SEC is crappy.


Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 4, 2019 8:10 PM
 

They have cadets in a corps
But we’ll show em once more
The guy Jimbo you see
Cannot win in Death Valley
After we spank them like a $20 #####


Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 4, 2019 9:30 PM
 

I’m taking a giant or’nge fork
To troll ev’ry white-suited dork -
Inscribed thereupon
Shall be, “What a con!
The best kind of barbecue’s PORK!”

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 6, 2019 8:20 AM
 

Their “swagger” - I’m laughing in stitches!
The A&M trash talking switches
Tomorrow to shame.
Their Collie we’ll tame
And we’ll see their “accident” britches.

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 6, 2019 10:44 AM
 

The game will start a little bit laggy
the A&M offense will be a little naggy
But Our defense is good
Our offense lays the wood
and it won't be a good day to be an Aggie!


Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 6, 2019 12:57 PM
 

The hand wringing isn’t well founded.
The reason why Vegas is drownded
In buckets o’ dough
Is they rarely go
Away from where sure bets are grounded.

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 6, 2019 1:12 PM
 

The upset alert’s for the birds.
These cow-bangers leaving their herds
And coming to town
Are going to drown
In seas of their own on-field turds.

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 6, 2019 2:32 PM
 

Midnight to practice your yell
Is probably all good and well.
But losing that sleep
By not counting sheep
Will cost you at opening bell.


Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 6, 2019 2:51 PM
 

The Dorian damage is serious -
All hurricane paths are mysterious.
Want something more certain?
You’re ‘bout to be hurtin’
And Mond will feel mighty delirious.

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 6, 2019 3:40 PM
 

It’s 24 hours ‘til kickoff.
Let’s keep letting media tickoff
This Clemson back seven!
Throw pray’rs up to heaven -
We’re ready for pick after pickoff!

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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS


Posted: Sep 7, 2019 7:52 AM
 

Get up, boys - it’s time to get ROWDY.
These clowns will leave Tigertown pouty
Once we do our thangs
And sink in our fangs -
Our CFP path ain’t real cloudy...

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