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A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a [email protected] ...

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:00 PM
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Just something to think about.


Butt, based upon the symptoms of a COVID-19

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:10 PM
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infection, if you can't smell your [email protected], you may have COVID-19.

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Re: Butt, based upon the symptoms of a COVID-19

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:16 PM
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You both have given me a great deal to think about. ??
Along with dead brain cells.??

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Re: Butt, based upon the symptoms of a COVID-19

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:18 PM
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If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them use weak and inferior materials during construction?


Not trying to the blasphemous .... and, Lord, forgive me if I am...

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:20 PM
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One of the long-standing questions in my mind is, did Jesus fart? He had to if He was fully man. But, He was also fully God. So, ??

Also, I have often wondered if He joked around with His apostles. Since God gave us laughter, again, I would think He did.

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Farting is not a sin, so

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:21 PM
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yes

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When my older brother use to fart in my face,

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:23 PM
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it was sinful.

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Re: When my older brother use to fart in my face,- I was an

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:36 PM
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older brother. You may not realize it but we are required by law to do that. There are severe penalties if we do not do that. Its not like we have a choice. ;)

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I disagree.

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:24 PM
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Some farts deserve eternal damnation.

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If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them use weak and inferior materials during construction?


Re: Not trying to the blasphemous .... and, Lord, forgive me if I am...


Posted: Jul 2, 2020 6:45 PM
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The translation for Kamikaze is "Divine Wind", so there you go.

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If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them use weak and inferior materials during construction?


While we are posting memes, here is one of my

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:35 PM
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all-time favorites ...



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Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a [email protected] ...

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:14 PM
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I think it helps with the shart equivalent

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:30 PM
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Will it stop jock itch too? Asking for a friend


Re: My philosophy is- those who

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:20 PM
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smelt it dealt it. ;)

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:32 PM
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I think a properly fit N-95 does a pretty good job of stopping Covid. A P-100 does a great job.


It may stop you from COVID-19.


Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:34 PM
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But, if you have COVID-19, an N-95 mask will not protect others around you from getting it from you.

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Re: It may stop you from COVID-19.

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:51 PM
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A N-95 without exhaust valve will.
You can buy them with and without valves.


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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 3:24 PM
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It's like putting up a chainlink fence to keep out mosquitos.


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Posted: Jul 3, 2020 9:47 AM
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Are putting a screen door on a submarine


While we've all got our thinking caps on..

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:41 PM
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Let's consider the size of the molecules that make up the stink smell in farts. We'll focus on one particular example, as the others are similarly sized (when compared to the size of a virus). Methanthiol (CH3SH), like a number of thiol (-SH) containing molecules, smells! When you work with it enough, it smells like incredibly intense garlic; though many would just say it smells putrid. If you want everyone to hate you, walk through a hallway carrying an open container of thiol compounds.

CH3SH is a rather small molecule with a diameter around 4*10^-10 m (0.4 nm, about 1.6*10^-8 inches). By comparison, viruses typically range in diameter from about 20 nm up to about 400 nm, with COVID-19 being around 60-140 nm. The difference in sizes of the COVID-19 virus and a common odorant in farts is 2-3 orders of magnitude (100–1000 times the diameter of the smaller methanethiol). An N95 mask is capable of filtering 95% of a test aerosol containing average particle size of 300 nm.

Basically, an N95 mask has a tight weave pattern with multiple layers that serve as a barrier to larger structures (like viruses, or simply spittle). While the benefits of a specific mask will depend on the fabric and construction of the mask (not to mention how it is worn), having some form of barrier between an infected individual and a healthy individual is far superior to open air allowing for the transfer of virus (along with other matter) between those individuals.

Lastly, to argue that “since I can smell a fart through a mask, there's no point in wearing a mask to protect me against viruses” is like securing a medieval castle with a gate to keep out invading horsemen, but arguing that because roaches can still enter that there is no point in having a gate. Clearly you have not considered that the horseman is the greater threat.

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What say you concerning rats and fleas getting in?


Posted: Jul 2, 2020 3:11 PM
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Since we’re getting into medieval analogies.


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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 3:15 PM
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Electrical charge differences and adhesion are factors too.***


Posted: Jul 2, 2020 3:49 PM
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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 2:44 PM
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I want to thank you, Gentlemen, from the bottom of my FART. Old people do too.

I'm BAAACCK!


Building on your "ironclad" [email protected] analogy...

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 3:30 PM
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For starters, wearing a mask is more to REDUCE the possibility of the wearer infecting people around them, than to protect the wearer from getting it from other people.

A far as your stupid fart analogy, I'll put on a clean pair of underwear. Then, I'll fart and immediately take them off. Then, you put your nose up to the area adjacent to where the fart emanated from. Then, you take a long, slow breath in through your nose. Do you get it now?

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Don’t put on clean underwear only on my account ... I would

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 6:49 PM
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not have you alter your routine just for me.

But thanks for the thought.


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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 3:50 PM
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You're bound to offend somebody with that kind of talk.

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Can’t wait to hear from Joe21 about this fart thing..

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 5:01 PM
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since his are obviously the oldest. LOL!

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Re: Shhhh

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 5:06 PM
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Dear Lord, I pray we have football since our conversation has now centered around fart smelling


Re: Shhhh

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 5:29 PM
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Funnier that football


Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a [email protected] ...

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 6:11 PM
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My, my! Where some people keep their minds!!

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 6:26 PM
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Yup, just like a screen door on a submarine. Oops, hope our Lib friends aren’t reading this. That’ll be the next great idea for our US Navy!!


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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 6:45 PM
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Youre as dumb as dirt and ignorant as it gets. Just something to think about.

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^^^ Thinks his [email protected] don’t stink ...

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 6:52 PM
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Social distancing advised.


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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 6:58 PM
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^^^Thinks being an ignorant moron is cool.

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^^^ Thinks getting panties in wad over joke is

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 8:50 PM
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the epitome of virtue signaling.


Re: ^^^ Thinks getting panties in wad over joke is


Posted: Jul 3, 2020 6:57 AM
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^^Thinks joking about people dying in a pandemic is funny. You're smart.

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Posted: Jul 3, 2020 9:51 AM
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... and yes, I realize the irony. Your turn.


Re: A mask stops Covid like your underwear stops a [email protected] ...

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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 6:56 PM
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Dont waste your time carl. They are clueless. And very selfish.


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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 7:08 PM
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Maybe so, but I’d still prefer for you to wear both if you come around me. TIA


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Posted: Jul 2, 2020 9:06 PM
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It Will Stop a SHART Though***


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Box of masks I bought over the weekend

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Posted: Jul 3, 2020 10:00 AM
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plainly says WILL NOT PREVENT COVID19 on the box.


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