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Topic: A man is driving in his car and sees a coot peering
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A man is driving in his car and sees a coot peering

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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 8:16 PM
 

into his drivers side window. After a few second pass, he rolls it down and says," can you add a McFlurry to my order?"

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Classic!***

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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 8:43 PM
 



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Re: Classic!***

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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 8:56 PM
 

I spent all day on that, mostly correcting the speeling

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Re: Classic!***

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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 9:27 PM
 

Misspelled "peeing"?

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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 9:07 PM
 



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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 9:21 PM
 

When I saw my coot friend I noticed his lips were blistered and they looked horrible. I asked him what happened. He said a fellow paid him $100. to blow up a bus. "Well", I said, "that doesn't explain the burnt lips'. His response, "the guy didn't tell me the tail pipe was still hot".

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Hahaha, glad he made the coot wait

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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 9:36 PM
 

Bet the dum coot messed up his order though.


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