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A call comes into the Hotel front desk and the clerk answers

Mar 23, 2018, 12:05 AM

"May I help you?"

A man says, Yes, I'm in room 1036. You need to send some up here right now! I've been watching a replay of the 2016 Clemson vs Coots football game with a Coot fan, and when the score reached 56-7 he got all upset and says he's going to jump out the window! Please come quickly!

The clerk say's I'm sorry sir, but that sound's like a PERSONAL problem, and I'm not authorized to get involved.

The man replies, well you're wrong! I've tried everything I know to do, and I still can't get the window open, so it has to be a Maintenance problem! Now send someone up before the Coot changes his mind.