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Topic: A Vol fan and a Bama fan walk into a bar...
Replies: 18   Last Post: Mar 22, 2018 8:47 PM by: winningmachine
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A Vol fan and a Bama fan walk into a bar...

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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 3:57 PM
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Actually they walked into a BBQ joint while I was eating lunch out in El Segundo, CA. The Vol fan looked at my hat and said, “Clemson... ya’ll need to keep your hands out of our backyard stealing our recruits.” I brought up Lane Kiffin and how they have been virtually handing us 4 & 5 stars lately.

Good conversation with both. A ton of respect for Dabo and our Tigers.

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Decent setup, the joke had a lot of potential

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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 4:03 PM
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with a Vol fan and a Bama fan. But I have to tell you, the punch line needs some work. I didn't even laugh. I give it a 1.3/10.

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Decent setup, your response had a lot of potential...***

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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 4:08 PM
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Re: Decent setup, the joke had a lot of potential

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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 4:21 PM
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I gotta agree with GWP. Plus, I didn't get how the BBQ thing played into the joke.

Perhaps you should try these out on FGF before moving up to in here.


DON'T YOU ALL KNOW YOU CAN CHANGE THE SUBJECT TITLE?


Posted: Mar 22, 2018 4:43 PM
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LOL.


Hey! Umm... Don't know if you realize this... But...


Posted: Mar 22, 2018 4:47 PM
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This is the CLEMSON Tiger bored, not the DETROIT Tiger bored. Tigers aren't blue.


Then what happened?

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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 4:10 PM
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.

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I'm actually equal parts cynicism and apathy. I'm always willing to believe the worst as long as it doesn't take too much effort.


Good luck and don't waste your time with GWP's reply...

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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 4:12 PM
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it's no help either.



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Time was, this was quite the joke bored.


Posted: Mar 22, 2018 4:44 PM
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At least according to the Kansas Hawkeye bored.

Times change...


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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 4:16 PM
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why are you NOT at Baby Blues in venice, it is the only decent BBQ in that entire state.

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Re: A Vol fan and a Bama fan walk into a bar...

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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 5:23 PM
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Limited lunch break. It would take me 3 hours to drive those 13 miles round trip this time of day. You should know that.

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I've heard it before but they used a priest and a UGA fan.***

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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 4:30 PM
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I’m very powerful it kinda scares me


While I appreciate an earnest and sincere attempt at humour


Posted: Mar 22, 2018 4:42 PM
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I don't get it.


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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 5:48 PM
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I know I do a lot of trash talking with our board trolls and jokingly among people on this board as well as with people I interact with on a daily basis to have some lighthearted fun but it’s always good to sit down and have a good conversation with good people who love the sport.

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To his credit, it's hard to have a good punchline, when

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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 7:07 PM
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the setup is a punchline.


Bro, your bad AF


Posted: Mar 22, 2018 7:12 PM
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I assume you punched them both in the face in the end and yelled Go Tigers???

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Posted: Mar 22, 2018 7:14 PM
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I'm pretty sure I left it somewhere in El Segundo..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WILyWmT2A-Q

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Your bad as F bro.***


Posted: Mar 22, 2018 7:36 PM
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Pretty good but your joke needs a coot in it


Posted: Mar 22, 2018 8:47 PM
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Coots make everything funnier.


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