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A Thursday Funny for the Crew
Dec 13, 2018, 2:05 PM
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Arab vs. Israeli Dog Fight:
Jews and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world. So, they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath. This “duel” would be a dog fight.
The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop the best fighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight would earn its people the right to rule the disputed areas. The losing side would have to lay down its arms for good.
The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy of each litter, fed it the best food and killed all the other puppies. They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine.
After the 5 years were up, they had a dog that needed steel prison bars on its cage. Only expert trainers could handle this incredibly nasty and ferocious beast.
When the day of the big dog-fight finally arrived, the Israelis showed up with a very strange-looking animal, a Dachshund that was 10 feet long!
Everyone at the dogfight arena felt sorry for the Israelis. No one there seriously thought this weird, odd-looking animal stood any chance against the growling beast over in the Arab camp. All the bookies took one look and predicted that the Arab dog would win in less than a minute.
As the cages were opened, the Dachshund slowly waddled toward the center of the ring.
The Arab dog leaped from its cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Arab beast whole in one bite. There was nothing left but a small puff of fur from the Arab killer dog's tail floating to the ground.
The stunned crowd of international observers, bookies and media personnel let out a collective gasp of disbelief and surprise.
The Arabs approached the Israelis, muttering and shaking their heads in disbelief. "We do not understand," said their leader, "Our top scientists and breeders worked for 5 long years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans, Rottweilers, and Siberian wolves, and they developed an incredible killing machine of a dog!"
The Israelis replied. "Well, for 5 years, we have had a team of Jewish plastic surgeons from Boca Raton working to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."
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Re: A Thursday Funny for the Crew
Dec 13, 2018, 2:07 PM
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OY!!
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Re: A Thursday Funny for the Crew
Dec 13, 2018, 2:17 PM
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Very, very funny! You owe me a beer for the one I spit on my lap while reading your post.
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SEND me the bill for cleaning your pants.
Dec 13, 2018, 3:44 PM
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What Brand????
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Re: A Thursday Funny for the Crew
Dec 13, 2018, 2:22 PM
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Nice one
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Re: A Thursday Funny for the Crew
Dec 13, 2018, 3:48 PM
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Good one!
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Just substitute Clemson for Israelis, SCar for Arabs,
Dec 13, 2018, 3:58 PM
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Tigers and chickens for weiner-dogs, and Eagles and Hawks for Dobermans and Rotweillers,
and you have the perfect joke.
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Re: Just substitute Clemson for Israelis, SCar for Arabs,
Dec 13, 2018, 4:16 PM
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Thanks for the funny. Indeed a good laugh
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Re: Just substitute Clemson for Israelis, SCar for Arabs,
Dec 13, 2018, 5:13 PM
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That's funny right there no matter who you are.
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Re: A Thursday Funny for the Crew
Dec 13, 2018, 5:45 PM
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Goodun??
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