This was my Facebook post from 4 years ago, right before the 2014 Clemson/SCar game...
"Ok, all you yardbirds, listen up! The World is finally returning to normal this week. Your little flash in the pan is over. We kicked the democrats out of Congress and Obama is flirting with impeachment. Now it's time to fully right this ship and kick you chicks to the back of the pack where you belong.
Don't let your little birdbrains fool you into thinking that five years can somehow erase a century of dominance. Your anomaly has run its course. Your little streak has been living on borrowed time. They say that if you put an infinite number of monkeys in a room with an infinite number of typewriters, it is an absolute certainty that one of them would bang out a perfect copy of "War and Peace". Well, all of this monkey business is over. You got your little streak that you can tell your grandchildren about, but you better save all those 5-in-a-row refrigerator magnets and 5th place SEC rings, otherwise they won't believe it.
Welcome to Rivalry Week! Go Tigers!"
From the looks of things to come, those dirtpeckers better hope they hung on to all their "5 in a row" memorabilia because their children will become deniers and think it was made up like the stupid millennials think about the moon landing and the Holocaust.