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A Little Levity to Lighten the Mood...
Sep 29, 2019, 8:17 AM
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The Buffalo Theory as told by Cliff Clavin.
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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Re: A Little Levity to Lighten the Mood...
Sep 29, 2019, 8:24 AM
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Thanks.. That explains my affection for Buffalo Trace. There’s hope for me in the future.
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Re: A Little Levity to Lighten the Mood...
Sep 29, 2019, 8:38 AM
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Cliff was a genius. Thanks for that. I've noticed that since I quit drinking years ago, I've gotten dumber, so now I know why.
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Cliff Claven explains DNA...
Sep 29, 2019, 8:46 AM
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Dames not aggressive...
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Re: A Little Levity to Lighten the Mood...
Sep 29, 2019, 8:39 AM
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Scott R. posted the "Thinning of the herd" a bit ago and made me think of this.
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Re: A Little Levity to Lighten the Mood...
Sep 29, 2019, 8:48 AM
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Well that is good news.
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Re: A Little Levity to Lighten the Mood...
Sep 29, 2019, 8:49 AM
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Solid research leads to sound judgements .
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Great News!!
Sep 29, 2019, 8:53 AM
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I am a genius!
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It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing milkbone
Sep 29, 2019, 1:48 PM
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underwear. Always my favorite Cheers quote. Liked me some Norm!
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