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A Laugh Might Go A Long Way Today
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A Laugh Might Go A Long Way Today


Apr 9, 2020, 10:34 AM

The police pulled Janet Jackson over because her right headlight was out.

Why did the blond have square #oobs?
She for got to take the tissues out of the box.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.

My computer fell on the floor and slipped a disk.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

Why are we quiet in church?
Because people are sleeping.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.

How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel and one hand on the road.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?
Teargas.

What is forty feet long and smells like urine?
Line dancing at the nursing home.

My name is Pavlov. Ring a bell?

The blonde got pregnant and had a maternity test to make sure it was hers.

Mrs. Peters are you sexually active?
No doctor I mostly just lie there.

What does it take to keep an Amish woman happy?
Two Mennonite.

Courtesy of: Garrison Keillor
Lake Wobegon, Minnesota

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Re: A Laugh Might Go A Long Way Today


Apr 9, 2020, 10:44 AM

Loved the beans and onions one.

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Re: A Laugh Might Go A Long Way Today


Apr 9, 2020, 11:12 AM

the sexually active one was best

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