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Socialism and Racism
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Socialism and Racism


Jun 26, 2014, 9:23 AM

A black child asks his mother, “Mama, what’s Socialism and what is Racism?”

"Well son, Socialism is when white folks work every day so we can get all our benefits, you knows like free cell phones, rent subsidy, Section 8 housing, food stamps, EMC, free healthcare, utility subsidy, free computers and Internet connection, free clothing, free school breakfasts and lunches, free gifts at Christmas, etc? That’s Socialism.”

“But mama, don’t the white people get mad about that?”
“Sure they do son, that’s called Racism!”

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Aww, it looks like one of Barrys friends TD this!***


Jun 26, 2014, 9:31 AM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Ya think?


Jun 26, 2014, 9:32 AM

libbies have little sense of humor....

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Their sense of humor is taking money from the working man***


Jun 26, 2014, 9:34 AM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


they're probably the one's taking all the money***


Jun 26, 2014, 9:34 AM [ in reply to Aww, it looks like one of Barrys friends TD this!*** ]



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I WOULD TD IT IF SO MANY BLACKS DIDN'T TAKE MONEY OUT OF MY


Jun 26, 2014, 9:36 AM [ in reply to Aww, it looks like one of Barrys friends TD this!*** ]

PAYCHECK TO THE POINT I CANNOT AFFORD TO DONATE TO TNET.

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You sound like


Jun 26, 2014, 9:37 AM




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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


i haven't hit puberty yet, so maybe?***


Jun 26, 2014, 9:38 AM



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aight aight, I'll give you a TU... but


Jun 26, 2014, 9:38 AM

we ain't mad- don't forget about our cut!


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I'm from Clover, I should get in on that.***


Jun 26, 2014, 9:39 AM



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Re: Socialism and Racism


Jun 26, 2014, 9:54 AM

I ######' hate white people.

Welfare Demographics
Percent of recipients who are white 38.8 %
Percent of recipients who are black 39.8 %
Percent of recipients who are Hispanic 15.7 %
Percent of recipients who are Asian 2.4 %
Percent of recipients who are Other 3.3 %

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So really, what does a honkey have to do to get those


Jun 26, 2014, 9:55 AM

numbers a little more even?

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Re: You go on their website and find out you make too much


Jun 26, 2014, 9:58 AM

money to get the benefits.

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You really arent fun.***


Jun 26, 2014, 9:59 AM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Re: #### FUN***


Jun 26, 2014, 10:00 AM



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I don't make very much money though.***


Jun 26, 2014, 10:00 AM [ in reply to Re: You go on their website and find out you make too much ]



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Re: I don't make very much money though.***


Jun 26, 2014, 10:01 AM



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Be like the previous tenant of my house...


Jun 26, 2014, 10:00 AM [ in reply to So really, what does a honkey have to do to get those ]

Have kids, a non-working wife, and a janitorial job despite having a degree.

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Re: TOTE1's brother lived at your house?***


Jun 26, 2014, 10:00 AM



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It's very possible. Did he go to Clemson?***


Jun 26, 2014, 10:04 AM



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Re: To watch some football games, yes***


Jun 26, 2014, 10:10 AM



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Not that far off.***


Jun 26, 2014, 10:01 AM [ in reply to Be like the previous tenant of my house... ]



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Re: Be like the previous tenant of my house...


Jun 26, 2014, 11:52 AM [ in reply to Be like the previous tenant of my house... ]

his parents should have bought him a house too, then he would never have to get off that high horse.

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I wonder what the actual #'s are


Jun 26, 2014, 9:56 AM [ in reply to Re: Socialism and Racism ]

What are they, like 15% of the population?

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Dat one percentage point though, that is the ghetto people.***


Jun 26, 2014, 9:58 AM [ in reply to Re: Socialism and Racism ]



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39.8 > 38.8


Jun 26, 2014, 10:00 AM [ in reply to Re: Socialism and Racism ]

Can still make fun of!

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


10% black population has 40% of welfare?


Jun 26, 2014, 10:02 AM [ in reply to Re: Socialism and Racism ]

LUTZ!!!!

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food stamps


Jun 26, 2014, 10:03 AM



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Never used a food stamp


Jun 26, 2014, 10:04 AM




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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Demographics according to the 2010 Census


Jun 26, 2014, 10:05 AM [ in reply to Re: Socialism and Racism ]

White: 64%
Hispanic: 16%
Black: 12%
Asian: 5%
Other: 3%

So 12% of the population makes up 40% of the welfare rolls...disproportionate much?

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19B's stat is made for the IDIOTS***


Jun 26, 2014, 10:10 AM



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Not really. Welfare is welfare, right?


Jun 26, 2014, 10:18 AM

Why do you, or we, care about the black people and white people who aren't on welfare? Good for them, right? But them people who ARE on welfare...bunch of teetsucking minorities.

Joking about racism can be and generally is funny, especially in a place like the Lounge, because it's, well...a joke. I think it's pretty obvious the sentiment in the OP isn't framed as a joke.

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your stat is purposely trying to deceive


Jun 26, 2014, 10:22 AM

libs love doing that as they know people just see things like that in a 1 second glance and never really think about it. Libs prey on the stupid like you just did.

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I'm not preying on anything. What are you even talking


Jun 26, 2014, 10:26 AM

about? A higher percentage of the black population is on welfare. Who argued that it isn't? How is that relevant to the actual demographics of people who are actually on welfare? You're working awfully hard to justify your racism, amigo (sorry, that's a latino term, also a high % of teetsuckers).

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You thought the OP joke wasnt a joke?***


Jun 26, 2014, 10:29 AM [ in reply to Not really. Welfare is welfare, right? ]



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


I think it's cute that you're hiding behind it being a joke.


Jun 26, 2014, 10:41 AM

You certainly don't REALLY feel that way.

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You ever been in the ghetto?


Jun 26, 2014, 10:45 AM

The original post is a pretty accurate representation of their mindset.

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Re: You ever been in the ghetto?


Jun 26, 2014, 11:55 AM

when you say they, you mean a 38 to 39% split of multi racial poor people, correct?

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So, rather than answering the question you get sassy?


Jun 26, 2014, 11:01 AM [ in reply to I think it's cute that you're hiding behind it being a joke. ]

Thats cute.

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19b


Jun 26, 2014, 11:23 AM [ in reply to Not really. Welfare is welfare, right? ]

IT WAS A DAYEM JOKE!

Once again, libs have no sense of humor

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Yes, someone pointed out how dumb 19b's point was...


Jun 26, 2014, 11:32 AM [ in reply to Demographics according to the 2010 Census ]

when this was posted a couple of weeks ago. I think someone much dumber than 19B originally posted it, and I think it was from one of those incredibly retarded outlets like dailykos or thinkprogress.

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go watch "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia"


Jun 26, 2014, 10:12 AM [ in reply to Re: Socialism and Racism ]

see how the other half lives. Their entire family existence is off the government dole, and they are mighty proud of it.

Sad, sad movie (but entertaining).

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That "movie" is incredible.


Jun 26, 2014, 10:13 AM

More like a documentary. A must-watch.

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Lemme tell ya about the first time I saw that thing:


Jun 26, 2014, 11:00 AM

The Greenville High School head coach invited a few of the dads of the players and a few of the assistants to night of cigar smoking and drinking and cards. He had a VHS tape that was about a 3rd generation copy in quality, and he was playing it on the TV in the man cave of the house we were in.

I kept looking at the black assistant coaches to gauge their reactions to the magnificent displays of redneckery and white trashery on the screen. I remember mumbling something about, "They're out there" to a couple of them.

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"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn something from him."


there are tons of ghetto whites out there for sure***


Jun 26, 2014, 10:13 AM [ in reply to go watch "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia" ]



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Trailer parks have their reputation for a reason.***


Jun 26, 2014, 10:15 AM



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This is why I think it's imperative that we start shaming


Jun 26, 2014, 10:19 AM [ in reply to go watch "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia" ]

these people. They need to feel some sort of hurt for being total leeches on society. When you see someone using an EBT card, sarcastically tell them "you're welcome". When you hear someone talk about their disability checks, when you know in all reality there's nothing wrong with them, make them earn that check by savagely beating them.

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The shame is probably why they like to all live


Jun 26, 2014, 10:21 AM

so close together.

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That's called RACISM


Jun 26, 2014, 10:23 AM [ in reply to This is why I think it's imperative that we start shaming ]

you try to shame and you will be called the worst racist ever.

Just like you are a racist if you want people to actually show an ID to vote.

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I've got no problem shaming white people too.


Jun 26, 2014, 10:29 AM

I do get your point, though.

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i was meaning shaming all people on welfare


Jun 26, 2014, 10:39 AM

that would be racism just like it is for the ID thing.

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but blacks are only 12% of population and 38% of recipients


Jun 26, 2014, 10:34 AM [ in reply to Re: Socialism and Racism ]

so a MUCH higher percentage of the population of blacks are on welfare as opposed to whites.

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What percentage of black people are poor?


Jun 26, 2014, 10:40 AM

What percentage of white people are poor?

That may have something to do with it.

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I want to know the percentages


Jun 26, 2014, 10:45 AM

of those that work, but have ###### jobs compared to those that do not work at all. No, getting knocked up in regular intervals and staying home with the kids does not county a work in the case. Apoligies to legit stay at home moms.

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Yes. I don't think anybody is arguing that.


Jun 26, 2014, 10:44 AM [ in reply to but blacks are only 12% of population and 38% of recipients ]

Or obscuring anything as extiger claims, either.

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So, if you add those numbers together, you get


Jun 26, 2014, 11:02 AM [ in reply to but blacks are only 12% of population and 38% of recipients ]

50%. :)

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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


There are quite a few people in here who ought to ask an


Jun 26, 2014, 10:23 AM

adult what socialism and racism are.

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Nah, Adults lie to fit their agenda.***


Jun 26, 2014, 10:26 AM



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Ok.


Jun 26, 2014, 10:28 AM [ in reply to There are quite a few people in here who ought to ask an ]

Socialism is where we are headed. Racism is something that will always be lurking around.

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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


Both end in "ism"?***


Jun 26, 2014, 10:59 AM



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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


so does jism***


Jun 26, 2014, 10:59 AM



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which also ends in a nap***


Jun 26, 2014, 11:00 AM



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right after a smoke***


Jun 26, 2014, 11:01 AM



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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


Isms, in my opinion, are not good.


Jun 26, 2014, 11:14 AM [ in reply to Both end in "ism"?*** ]

A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

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Very thought-provoking joke.


Jun 26, 2014, 11:00 AM

There are two levels at which this joke works.

Most people will certainly "get" this joke as it's meant to be gotten.

But then there's the ironic meta-joke, which is even better.

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Holy crap! It was a joke?***


Jun 26, 2014, 11:01 AM



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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


My bad. Newsmax article.***


Jun 26, 2014, 11:10 AM



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#### = m-e-t-a***


Jun 26, 2014, 11:14 AM [ in reply to Very thought-provoking joke. ]



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Not funny


Jun 26, 2014, 11:26 AM

~ 3Time

Now give me 10 points.

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So much truth happening here!***


Jun 26, 2014, 11:26 AM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


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