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Do you have sext w your woman on her period?
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Do you have sext w your woman on her period?


Dec 11, 2018, 10:12 AM

Or do you just wait it out those 4 days? Figured some in here would have a fetish for the bloody mess....

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Re: Do you have sext w your woman on her period?


Dec 11, 2018, 10:16 AM



Hey, how about the rest of the month?



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did once by accident, and once on porpoise (in shower)


Dec 11, 2018, 10:17 AM

the first one was at the tail end of things, thought i was in the clear.

nerp.

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Nope


Dec 11, 2018, 10:24 AM

MauldinT can give you all the guidance you need.

Hard pass for me though. At least three different times with three different girls they have started during the act and nothing kills a stiff 3" chub than looking down and seeing an in person reenactment of Carrie.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Ill see your period and raise you Placental Abruption


Dec 11, 2018, 10:34 AM

when preggers with our second.... We were reenacting the conception and she was on top.

I felt warm liquid on my lap and though "YOU...ARE .... WELCOME"

turned on the light and it looked like Helter Skelter was filmed in our room.

apparently I hit bottom.


fast forward to the next day and we see the OB.

Doc: Mr. TP20, you know what i am going to say.....no more sexy time.

Me: Just with her though right?

Doc turns blood red.

Wife busts out laughing.

Good times.

Baby was fine.

has a dent in his head though.

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Subtle "Ive got a big caulk" vibe in this story.***


Dec 11, 2018, 10:54 AM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Humble brag skill level = 10***


Dec 11, 2018, 11:06 AM



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Have done it a few times while dating. Long ago.


Dec 11, 2018, 10:26 AM

#neveragain

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when the river runs red


Dec 11, 2018, 10:27 AM

take the muddy trail

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See, this is where I differ.


Dec 11, 2018, 10:41 AM

I mean if I'm going to pull out and see #### on my peen or blood, I'm thinking the former is more grosser.

Personally, it's not really a problem for me. She has the hangup about it.

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wouldnt bother me in the least


Dec 11, 2018, 10:28 AM

bothers her though.

she doesnt feel "sexy"

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Re: Do you have sext w your woman on her period?


Dec 11, 2018, 10:31 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmzsWxPLIOo

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There's a bird that can help you here.....


Dec 11, 2018, 10:33 AM

a swallow.

HTH

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Swallows don't get married. hth***


Dec 11, 2018, 12:00 PM



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Some do


Dec 11, 2018, 12:11 PM

I mean, I'm pretty sure TXTF is married.

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I woke up w a huge chubby this morn (8-9 inches)


Dec 11, 2018, 10:36 AM

And so even though it was the end of the period I locked the door and proceeded. Still was quite gross by the end. But wood dew again...

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whose?


Dec 11, 2018, 10:38 AM

we might've sechsed at the same time....6:30ish?


HiFive, even if knot

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Re: I woke up w a huge chubby this morn (8-9 inches)


Dec 11, 2018, 12:34 PM [ in reply to I woke up w a huge chubby this morn (8-9 inches) ]



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She's never really done anything for me,


Dec 11, 2018, 12:36 PM

but I suppose I'll take a look at her holes if you put a gun to my head.

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Cue up 19B


Dec 11, 2018, 10:40 AM

re: teddy milk statement

But never has stopped me.




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Yeah


Dec 11, 2018, 10:41 AM

But I also like her to poop on the bed so I can rub her nose in it and slap her butt with a newspaper because she's a bad girl and won't be getting supper tonight.

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Yes.


Dec 11, 2018, 11:12 AM

That shiit washes off. Doesn't bother me. I won't chow down there, though. That is a bit much for my sensitive pallet.


In college, I was at the inlaws for some sort of family get-together. The future-mrs. and I sneaked off to her bedroom to fool around while the aunts/uncles, and grandparents were socializing downstairs. I ruptured a ovarian cyst, which caused a great deal of pain.

As you may guess, the screams of pain sound an awful lot like screams of pleasure... not that it mattered.

Riding to the ER with my girlfriend's parents because I boned her too hard was pretty awkward.

When we came downstairs, Sarah's uncle yells, "Dammmn, Ryan take it easy on her!" and tried to high-five me.

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I think 'pretty awkward' might be a bit of an understatement***


Dec 11, 2018, 11:21 AM



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We have similar uncle-in-laws***


Dec 11, 2018, 12:01 PM [ in reply to Yes. ]



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That's when wife of is a raging perv.


Dec 11, 2018, 11:16 AM

I will but wouldn't prefer it. SIIHB. also, it's only one hole. She has 6 more that aren't bleeding

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I like your funny words magic man


So the fishing gear incident came AFTER the peak?


Dec 11, 2018, 12:00 PM

Asking for me, its almost lunch.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


That's just a normal Tuesday***


Dec 11, 2018, 1:08 PM



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I like your funny words magic man


Why ruin perfectly good sheets? Just wait a night or two.


Dec 11, 2018, 11:19 AM

Also, 4 days? I think my wife has been lying to me for 22 years.

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I started charting my wife's in the notes app on my iphone


Dec 11, 2018, 11:24 AM

not pregnancy related, but to call BS on her when she said she was on the rag.

It worked, too. As you guessed, when I called her out on faking it, she threw herself on me and gave me the hump of my life....

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ryanbritishknights with the psycho-ex move


Dec 11, 2018, 11:28 AM

and it worked. Nice.

I know about when it will start by her mood. Dear God, when my daughter gets older, me and the boys might move out for a week every month.


I know when it ends when she starts tugging on my dingaling.



Just kidding, that has never happened.

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I was JKing.


Dec 11, 2018, 11:37 AM

She was not pleased with my scientific research into her reproductive system.

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Yeah, no ####.


Dec 11, 2018, 11:26 AM [ in reply to Why ruin perfectly good sheets? Just wait a night or two. ]

I've checked back in 6 days later and still get "nope, not safe, better wait another week."

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^^^Wife makes him wash the sheets.***


Dec 11, 2018, 12:01 PM [ in reply to Why ruin perfectly good sheets? Just wait a night or two. ]



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I do laundry sometimes


Dec 11, 2018, 1:59 PM

and you think I'M the one with the weird relationship.

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I haven't done laundry since last night.***


Dec 11, 2018, 3:34 PM



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Are you talking about sexting or intercoursing?***


Dec 11, 2018, 11:26 AM



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intercourse***


Dec 11, 2018, 11:54 AM



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I've done it


Dec 11, 2018, 11:59 AM

more times than I can count.

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Wow, look at you!***


Dec 11, 2018, 12:19 PM



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You've done the secks that many times?


Dec 11, 2018, 12:24 PM [ in reply to I've done it ]

On a girl?

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He didn’t say it was a girl...***


Dec 11, 2018, 12:42 PM



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^^^yunksters whose wives still have periods^^^


Dec 11, 2018, 7:40 PM

Old dudes rule. Menopause has its benefits.

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Re: ^^^Yup. Listen to this dude^^^***


Dec 11, 2018, 7:47 PM



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