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CU Guru [1788]
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Why couldn't baby Jesus have been born in Columbia, SC?
Jul 22, 2013, 9:04 PM
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Because there are no wise men or virgins to be found in Cootlumbia!!! 
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All-TigerNet [10457]
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According to the "state" paper, he was. Somedays he's
Jul 22, 2013, 9:30 PM
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referred to as "Jadaveon", others, "Spurrier". Who knew?
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well you know what they say
Jul 22, 2013, 9:32 PM
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the wise men did travel from the hills to give their new savior gifts.
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CU Medallion [51531]
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Re: Why couldn't baby Jesus have been born in _____________?
Jul 22, 2013, 11:17 PM
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Gotta love interchangeable jokes.
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All-In [25393]
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Can't help this: He couldn't have been born in Clemson
Jul 23, 2013, 7:31 AM
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either: there's no manger there...only the Mange! lol
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Oculus Spirit [96848]
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Good one! Speaking of the mange, how's that
Jul 23, 2013, 8:28 AM
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rash of yours coming along?
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All-In [25393]
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Thanks for asking. It's cured, thank goodness....I washed
Jul 23, 2013, 9:46 AM
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and scrubbed your posts off with a combination of Clorox and Lye...and after being treated for third degree burns, I felt much better. However, I'm still interested in how your dog, Bleeding Hemorrhoids, is doing. Heard that he doesn't get along well with your cat, Herpes. Strange, though, the names people give their pets.....lol
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Oculus Spirit [96848]
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Last night Herpes was being chased by Bleeding Hemorrhoids
Jul 23, 2013, 9:50 AM
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so we gave Bleeding Hemorrhoids a shot of Preparation H.
BTW have you had your distemper shot this year? And don't forget your heartworm pills. HTH
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All-In [25393]
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LMAO....Thanks a lot for reminding me...I'll rush right on
Jul 23, 2013, 9:53 AM
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over to the Clinic for Mangy Critters. Be sure to save me a place in line!
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Oculus Spirit [96848]
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Sure. Maybe you can swing by there before heading over to
Jul 23, 2013, 9:57 AM
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the Senior Center for bingo night?
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All-In [25393]
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Wouldn't miss tonight for anything! Heard that you and GWP
Jul 23, 2013, 10:08 AM
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are performing your Numero Uno drag routine: The Licentious, Luscious Ladies of Lewdity. Break a leg...or two!
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