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You know how when you get old, say mid-40s, you can
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You know how when you get old, say mid-40s, you can
Oct 10, 2018, 12:40 PM
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pull muscles doing the stupidest, most remedial shit on the planet, like getting out of bed, or tying a shoe? I managed to pull a muscle at the bottom of my last rib on my right side, when I was trying to crush the kids on the merry-go-round at the park on Sunday with breakneck speed. I managed to throw the 10 year old and the 7 year old off at various points, but the 6er stayed staunch. Weird spot for a muscle pull, and it generally isn't bad or noticeable...unless I cough or sneeze.
Conveniently, I've acquired some sort of mild bug, that isn't even serious enough to make me feel bad (I'm a total biitch when I'm sick), BUT...it's making me cough. In my sleep, even. That made for a horrible night of shallow sleep interrupted 127 times by shooting pain up my right side caused by involuntary coughing. I think I'd prefer the full-on sickness without the pulled muscle to this nonsense.
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Oculus Spirit [80892]
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Maybe the cough gave you a pulled muscle?***
Oct 10, 2018, 12:42 PM
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I could feel when I did it at the park.
Oct 10, 2018, 12:43 PM
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I'm like "uh oh, this is going to suck for a while."
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Oculus Spirit [84992]
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I had a muscle pulled the other night
Oct 10, 2018, 12:45 PM
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but I asked for it.
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Oculus Spirit [80892]
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"muscle"
Oct 10, 2018, 12:45 PM
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lulz
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Just wait until you hit your 50's.***
Oct 10, 2018, 12:46 PM
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CU Medallion [50635]
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those were the days***
Oct 10, 2018, 12:47 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75663]
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I am almost certain that humans were not designed to
Oct 10, 2018, 12:48 PM
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live as long as we do.
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Re: You know how when you get old, say mid-40s, you can
Oct 10, 2018, 12:48 PM
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I've hurt my ribs a couple time w bruises. YOu know its bad when you live in fear of sneezing.
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About a year ago, I dropped my Yeti cup in the floorboard
Oct 10, 2018, 12:50 PM
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of the truck, and it started seeping out. I quickly reached (in a twisted motion) for it and hurt my back. Took 2 freakin' months to go away.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I know what you mean! Last weekend, me and SCTF were
Oct 10, 2018, 1:01 PM
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bro-ing down, and now my hips, inner thighs, and lower back are killing me.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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*putting on your seat belt*
Oct 10, 2018, 1:03 PM
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that's gotten me a few times
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I feel sorry for your *zz when you get
Oct 10, 2018, 1:29 PM
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To your 60’s, LOL!
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Heisman Winner [105381]
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LOOK AT THIS GUY OVER HERE WITH THREE FRIGGIN
Oct 10, 2018, 1:33 PM
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FUCKTROPHIES
IT'S A VAJEEN BRUH, NOT A CLOWN CAR!
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Heisman Winner [137634]
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I didn't say they were all mine.
Oct 10, 2018, 1:44 PM
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They're all mine.
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Yeah, just wait. Somewhere around 50 I started getting bizarre
Oct 10, 2018, 1:42 PM
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pains for absolutely no reason. You wake up and go - jesus, what did I do yesterday?? Did I pick up a car that had fallen on a neighbor? Did I help somebody move? Did I hit the lottery and was found face-down unconscious in a bathtub full of Peruvian flake on a sailboat in Monaco? Oh no. I did nothing. I sat in a recliner and drank and watched football all day. So why the hell is my lower back killing me??
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CU Medallion [54758]
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you got UP from that recliner, didn't you?
Oct 10, 2018, 1:50 PM
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yore whalecum
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Hall of Famer [22257]
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I hate you.
Oct 10, 2018, 1:53 PM
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But I mean that in a good Christian way, I don't mean that in a bad way at all.
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it's just gonna take me some time to get over
Oct 10, 2018, 1:59 PM
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your Red Sox poast.
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Yeah, those can be aggravating.
Oct 10, 2018, 3:03 PM
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Have you tried drinking a few bottles of syrup of ipecac to see if that gives you any relief?
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