I’m not looking for an interpretation or anything... but dreams.

May 8, 2020, 7:48 AM

Lately I’ve been having the most vivid dreams I’ve had since I was a child. It’s not irregular for me to have dreams and remember them. I know some folks say they never dream or if they do they can’t recall. But I’ve always had dreams. And I’m not talking about aspirations or goals here. I gave up on the deck years ago. I’m talking about going to sleep and having a series of thoughts that I have very little control over. It’s like watching a movie in my head, though be it brief. But lately they’ve been so real that I struggle to distinguish reality from dream upon waking.

Last Friday I woke up after about 3 hours of sleep and I was in the room alone. I had been dreaming that my family was about to die and I couldn’t save them. During the dream I was trying, struggling, but realized I wasn’t going to be able to help them. At that moment before I watched them die I forced myself to wake up. And there I was alone in the room. My level of anxiety spiked when I realized that my wife wasn’t in bed. I yelled out for my wife. She came running in to the bedroom, thinking that I had a calf cramp. But I didn’t. I was terrified. I was so relieved to see her alive. I asked her if the kids were okay. Actually insisted that they be checked on. They were safely asleep in their beds. I couldn’t shake the dream. I finally got tired enough to fall back asleep. Almost immediately I started having another dream that was of the same nature. Me trying to fight someone off to save my family but I couldn’t use the full strength of my arms. I just made myself wake up again. The dreams I’m having aren’t always frightening though. But they do have the same intensity. Last night I was intimate with my wife. In dream only of course. I’m a married man, I have a standard to uphold. But again the dream was so real and vivid. It was like I was a newly wed again. Of course waking up obese kind of put a damper on things.

I guess what I’m getting at is, my dreams are kind of blowing my mind lately. Not sure what the cause has been. It could be anything really. My work schedule has changed. I have been imbibing a little more than usual. We got this Coed19 thing going on. So there is plenty of potential stimuli. I’m not sure though, whether I like it or not. The bad dreams seem to outweigh the good ones. And try as I might to not let it affect me, they tend to have an influence on how I feel about the people in my dreams the next day. For example, I love my wife a little more than usual right now. Still no real sexy time of course, cause standards. Anyways, I don’t have a real question for you guys or even a real reason to share. I just felt like typing it up and putting it on your electronic device’s screen. It would be funny if this turned out to be a dream too. Who knows. I’m struggling to tell the difference lately.

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like we're experiencing during this pandemic. Stress causes the tiny chip placed in your analcavity by the Zeta Reticuli to loosen its purchase and cause interference with normal brain wave patterns. Unfortunately, most reports of this happening result in enough electrical interference to cause irreversible insanity, as the grey aliens that placed the chip there typically won't re-abduct you to repair it, instead choosing to move on to fresher subjects and leaving you permanently damaged. The best you can hope for is to try and stave off this imminent break with reality by ingesting the purest form of the amino acid Phenylalanine, which is typically obtained by eating common garden snails raw.

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I’m not looking for an interpretation or anything... but dreams.

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Re: I’m not looking for an interpretation or anything... but dreams.

Re: I’m not looking for an interpretation or anything... but dreams.

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