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ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)
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ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 27, 2018, 7:57 AM

“On, Kelly! On, Book! On, you all!
We’ll handily move the football!”
Apologies, Domers,
But just being homers
Won’t save you when Cle comes to call.

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 27, 2018, 8:01 AM

Hail Marys are gonna be spoken
When Clemson’s deep fire is awoken.
Our brothers got jobbed,
Their playing time robbed -
Our fury ensures you’ll leave broken.

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 27, 2018, 8:04 AM

It’s better this way - trust me, guys.
Just hand off the ball and be wise.
If Book tries to keep it,
Or’nge monsters will sweep it
Away and smash turf in his eyes.

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 27, 2018, 8:12 AM

Remember last time we met, Brian?
Rain falling and energy flyin’?
Your face said it all.
When Clemson plays ball,
Your hopes of advancement are dyin’.

https://youtu.be/FTlfjhEBAWQ

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 27, 2018, 8:19 AM

I hope once these Domers we smash,
Their program devolves into trash.
I’d love it, someday,
To hear people say
They pawned their gold helmets for cash.

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 28, 2018, 6:34 AM

You’ll find no mistake or distortion.
This ostarine fluke is our portion,
But yours, Notre Dame,
Will come at the game -
A beatdown of epic proportion.

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 28, 2018, 11:57 AM

Yesterday's woes came from a potion,
From where it came there's nary a notion.
The Tigers have each others backs,
Which will add a few more sacks.
Resulting in ND full blown implosion.


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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 28, 2018, 2:50 PM

The last time we played a sad slow c_ck,
We whipped them after "Rubbing the Rock".
As Trevor delivers
The Irish just quivers.
Unlucky will be the green Shamrock.




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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 28, 2018, 3:08 PM

A collapsing pocket's not safe for Book,
Open space on the outside he mistook.
He hurries a floater,
To the zone we'll tote her
As Kelly glares into space with "The Look"!!!

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 28, 2018, 9:08 PM

Trevor and Etienne are a big dual threat
They make the Tigers a pretty sure bet!
Huggy takes Big Dex's place
Knocks Book into outer space
Another win over the Domers, our Tigers will get!

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 29, 2018, 8:08 AM

There once was a QB named Book
Who thought he had what it took
With Tigers in sight
He died of fright
And realized his goose had been cooked

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 29, 2018, 8:12 AM

Today our Tigers roll into the Cotton
And put on a show that won't soon be forgotten
The Irish go down
With barely a sound
And on to the Natty we'll go trottin'

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 29, 2018, 10:38 AM

Our firepower you can’t defend,
And seemingly there’ll be no end
To pressure on Book.
You’re gonna get shook,
Then slink your way back to South Bend.

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 29, 2018, 11:02 AM

Your leprechaun (Gaylord O’Patty?) -
He’s quite a rambunctious lil’ laddie!
His pot o’ fake gold
Is empty I’m told -
We’ll crush it and roll to the Natty.

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Roses are Red and the Irish are Green


Dec 29, 2018, 11:03 AM

and they suck...too

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 29, 2018, 11:19 AM

There once was a school called the "Dame"
Who road the coattails of their fame
'til Wilkins and crew
Smashed them all black and blue
Now we're off to the Championship game.

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 29, 2018, 11:26 AM

It’s true - you’re our abject inferiors.
Our D, its harassers and weariers,
Will dominate you.
Guess what else we do?
Pull horseshoes from golden posteriors.

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prettty good


Dec 29, 2018, 11:34 AM

I like

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 29, 2018, 12:28 PM

It’s too bad Lou Holtz ain’t around -
He made your win total abound!
Since then, like your team,
He’s run outta steam.
He’s known now for lisping speech sounds.

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 29, 2018, 2:48 PM

From South Bend to North Texas, the Domers go
The leprechauns are hoping to put on a show!
But Book gets sacked
And repeatedly attacked
As the Tiger D delivers the death blow!

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 29, 2018, 3:00 PM

The “boulder” on Book’s shoulder is a hoot.
Our D-Line won’t give a toot.
William’s not bad.
Otherwise, you’re sad.
Just take solace in knowing you’re not a coot.

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 29, 2018, 3:17 PM

As I await our game with great anticipation
Killing time watching the coots humiliation!
What's wrong coots?
Can't handle the Wahoos?
Bentley throws another pick in desperation!

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Re: ND WEEK LIMERICKS (better late than never)


Dec 31, 2018, 10:32 AM

Our Tigers just demolished those boys from Notre Dame
Those domers just didn't put up much of a game!
The next one will be tougher
Those Bama boys play much rougher
But our Tigers are ready for another championship to claim!

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