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The Shopping Cart Theory
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The Shopping Cart Theory


May 12, 2020, 1:01 PM

An inflated sense of self worth causes worthless people to believe that they are, in fact, more important than the guy who collects shopping carts in parking lots.



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Truth.


May 12, 2020, 1:08 PM

It's a sign of laziness.

It's usually a Karen that looks around, then dumps the cart in the middle of the lot. I usually grab it as I go in to shop and call Karen an #######.

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Re: Truth.


May 13, 2020, 3:44 PM

Why do they call them Karen's?

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Re: Truth.


May 14, 2020, 10:48 AM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_(slang)

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Re: Truth.


May 13, 2020, 4:29 PM [ in reply to Truth. ]

Don't see many lse carts at ALDIs. Make it a dola and you might get hijaked. I could see some unemplyed kid returning carts for a Dollar.

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Wal - Mart after it rains is a pitiful sight.


May 12, 2020, 1:17 PM

I've even recently gone so far as to take my car all the way back in to Ingles because I saw the dude pushing the rest back. Mine would have been the ONLY one out there and well, I didn't have anything else to do.

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never understood


May 12, 2020, 1:24 PM

why someone can not put the shopping cart in the right place

I assume that it is just laziness or they just don't giveafuck

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


I always try to give mine to an ..........


May 12, 2020, 1:33 PM

older person walking in. If not then I put it where it goes.

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Does anyone else do the shopping cart oversteer?


May 12, 2020, 1:33 PM

Like when you're coming up on a 90° turn but there's another person with a cart coming out of the aisle, so you gotta fishtail your cart in order to avoid upsetting the flow?

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mine does that when Im panhandling on Augusta rd...


May 12, 2020, 1:51 PM

it can be dangerous crossing Faris

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If she's a hollerer, she'll be a screamer.
If she's a screamer, she'll get you arrested.


I do that whether there's another person/cart present


May 12, 2020, 2:02 PM [ in reply to Does anyone else do the shopping cart oversteer? ]

or not, because that's how I live my life: a quarter of a mile at a time.

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It's not how you stand by your cart. It's how


May 12, 2020, 2:29 PM

you leave your cart when you're done.

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Lulz.....load it up with a couple kids...


May 12, 2020, 3:40 PM [ in reply to Does anyone else do the shopping cart oversteer? ]

It’s under steering like a mother.

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Re: The Shopping Cart Theory


May 12, 2020, 1:50 PM

saw a woman at Food Lion in Pageland put her empty shopping cart on a hill instead of the drop off. Well, the parking lot was on a grade so gravity took over and the cart turned around and followed her to her car. Before she realized what was happening, "BAM!" Nice ding driver rear door. As we were walking by, she said a few choice words. MfOjr. asked me why she was mad and I said aloud, "cause she is too dang lazy to put her cart in the proper place."

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PREACH MUTHAFUCKER PREACH


May 12, 2020, 1:52 PM

Everytime I see a knuckledragger just set up a buggy on a curb or push it to an empty parking space I'm tempted to just go ahead and make street pizza out of them right then and there.

I will walk half way acrost a parking lot to return mine in the cold rain so #### anyone who doesn't.

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I don't think I've ever caught one of these animals in the


May 12, 2020, 2:03 PM

act. And I really want to, there are days I walk out of Total Wine looking around like an eagle trying to find his prey....Just let me find one so I can publicly humiliate them...JUST ONE PERRY NOBLE, PLEASE

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Man have I got the rabbit hole for you


May 12, 2020, 1:53 PM

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClMUlr8yHymYgSe58DpUH7w

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Re: Man have I got the rabbit hole for you


May 12, 2020, 2:08 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtpiAeOmzaM

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Because I am all about helping, I am willing to form a


May 12, 2020, 2:02 PM

Shopping Cart Death Squad that will alleviate the volunteerism aspect of shopping cart return. And, I am willing to do this is an unpaid service...all I ask is that I get to keep and display the skulls of those unwilling to return their carts.


IT'S A WIN-WIN FOR ALL AMERICANS CONDUCTED BY A TRUE PATRIOT AND PRACTITIONER OF ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND JUST.

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Not gonna lie, I'm a little disappointed


May 12, 2020, 2:06 PM

this wasn't already happening in Rock Hill.

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I had meetings with the city council.


May 12, 2020, 2:31 PM

They wanted to keep the skulls, and there's no way I'm not AT LEAST getting those trophies.

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Always do. And furthermore


May 12, 2020, 2:11 PM

I usually try to straighten them up and push them in since most people just shove them in there haphazardly. This allows space for other shoppers to push their carts in and less trips the grocery store guy has to make to empty the cart return.

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You are taking away his job security!!!!!!


May 13, 2020, 8:01 AM

I kind of make a game out of it and see how far away I can push from, or it’s empty, I’ll try and send it all the way to the back without actually hitting the end.

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Naw, I don't go all Karen on people and complain


May 13, 2020, 9:49 AM

Just do my part. Not like I'm going to stop someone else from being an ######## anyway. Just as effective having them see me doing my thing as complain to them about it.

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Re: The Shopping Cart Theory


May 12, 2020, 2:45 PM

Always and especially in the snow or raining. Sometimes if like 2-3 in the corral, I will grab those too.

I just always feel bad for those guys coming out there to grab them knowing they get paid in peanuts and no longer can take tips.

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Aldi’s is the glitch in the matrix


May 12, 2020, 3:36 PM

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Re: Aldi’s is the glitch in the matrix


May 12, 2020, 3:59 PM

Fifty shades of shopping cart bondage?

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amazing how 25 cents changes behavior***


May 13, 2020, 8:46 AM [ in reply to Aldi’s is the glitch in the matrix ]



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preach it!!!!!***


May 12, 2020, 5:46 PM



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This is fine and dandy, but the real crime here


May 13, 2020, 8:03 AM

Is not calling it a buggy

It’s like an entire thread calling a cookout a barbecue.

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You mean the trolley?***


May 13, 2020, 8:50 AM



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LOLUTZ.


May 13, 2020, 8:54 AM

I feel certain you people are referring to the M1 Abrams Grocery Assault vehicle with this barrage of cute names.

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No, this is more of a Panzerkampfwagen***


May 13, 2020, 8:57 AM



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Look at Herr Himmler.


May 13, 2020, 9:04 AM

NOBODY HERE IS TALKING ABOUT ALDI OR LIDL.

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This does remind me of my brief time as a


May 13, 2020, 8:21 AM

bag boy back in 1997. Bringing those things back in did more for my 40 time than all of the weight room stuff put together.

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Re: The Shopping Cart Theory


May 13, 2020, 3:43 PM

I think some workers like to collect the carts to get out of the store for a bit. I would. This one kid insisted in bringing my bags and cart all the way to my car. I told him I had it. He said, he just wanted to get away for a bit. He was tired of bagging groceries.

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People get paid to collect shopping carts


May 13, 2020, 3:47 PM

Are you trying to put them out of a job?

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I love this!


May 13, 2020, 9:03 PM

It’s incredibly lazy and selfish not to return your cart.

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Wait, you're not supposed to leave them half on the curb


May 14, 2020, 12:24 PM

of the island median/half in the parking space so it blocks the parking space?

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