Interesting morning

Dec 20, 2019, 10:23 AM

So Red and I are applying for life insurance and we had a nurse come to the house this morning to draw blood, get urine samples, check blood pressure and heart beats; the normal stuff.

I have an extreme fear of needles. I have been anxious about it for a few days now as the last time I gave blood I passed out and caused some mayhem at the doctors office. As the woman was preparing to draw my blood, I was good. Needle went in, still good. "I missed the vein, Im going to need you to take some deep breaths".

It was at this point I went ####### ghostly pale, clammed up and almost passed out. I felt the needle moving in me, the blood being drawn from my vein and needed to lay down, quick. I made it through, ran straight to bed and composed myself, or so I thought. As I hit the bed, my stomach decided it wasnt going to cooperate and I knew I had a blowout coming. The issue here is that I needed to still give a urine sample and I was already low on reserves as I had just gone about half an hour earlier.

I run out to the kitchen and grab the pee cup, dart to the bathroom and blow out while trying to shove the pee cup between my #### and the seat. For every excretion I made, a dribble of pee came out to the point where I achieved the limit she needed.

At this point, the dizziness came back and I was forced to grip the toilet seat for dear life so if I did pass out, I didnt fall off the toilet.

At the end of the day, I successfully gave the bare minimum as an adult male not to pass out.