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Legend [16362]
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WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2018, 12:51 PM
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Our star-studded, athletic freaks
Are slowly approaching their peaks.
We’re building our swag,
And that’s a red flag
For Weak Florist’s poor Demon Deacs.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2018, 12:58 PM
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Don’t worry, Coach Dave. Though you hate
That Clemson will beat you (it’s fate),
You won’t be so vexed
The week after next -
You’ll get to beat Florida State.
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All-In [26467]
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We may be on quarterback three
Oct 1, 2018, 1:03 PM
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and our secondary depth chart is wee
but we have ETN
Clemson will win
Weak Florist sits down to go pee
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2018, 1:38 PM
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The thing that’s important to know:
Wake Forest’s receivers can go!
But skilled as they are,
They won’t get too far -
Our D-line leaves no time to throw.
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Legend [16362]
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2018, 2:57 PM
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The satanic clergymen name:
I guess the guy from whence it came
OD’d on tobacco
And went straight-up wacko?
Will Lucifer be at the game?
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All-In [40868]
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Roses are red, so go grab a rake
Oct 1, 2018, 2:58 PM
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and Wake Forest Sucks
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Legend [16362]
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2018, 4:13 PM
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Your QB is back from suspension,
But still there’s an unhealthy tension.
You need a real player -
A real Tiger slayer?
Go search in another dimension.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2018, 5:51 PM
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We trust that young L’merick is strong
And that bdrechs and bride do long
For joyous folly
Making them jolly
As the next young “cat” comes along.
Praying your crowd is well!!!
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2018, 8:33 PM
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Our sleep is admittedly thin,
But we’re overjoyed to begin
Adventures anew!
And this is good, too -
First game of his life was a win!
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Legend [16472]
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A game with the florists is looming,
Oct 1, 2018, 4:16 PM
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and you know our backfield will be booming.
The Tigers will throttle, driving wake's guys to a bottle,
And for Lawrence all the deac' gals will be swooning.
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Oculus Spirit [78705]
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Re: A game with the florists is looming,
Oct 1, 2018, 5:35 PM
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It matters not Lawrence, perhaps Brice.
Either one is exceptionally nice.
Warning to “weak foe”
Maybe it’s Renfrow,
That will be putting the game on ice!
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Orange Blooded [4139]
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ok - I'll play
Oct 1, 2018, 7:32 PM
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There once was a girl from Nantucket.. And Christian is gonna go all Gaines Adams on Wake !
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2018, 8:20 PM
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How about a Haiku:
Wake will quake in fear
We Too Deep
Clemson Orange Crush
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Legend [16362]
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2018, 8:27 PM
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A slight where it wasn’t intended!
I clumsily knocked and upended
A nice vase of flow’rs.
A Wake friend of ours
My comment, “Weak Florist,” offended.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 1, 2018, 8:40 PM
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It’s all gonna turn out just fine,
No matter how bad our D-line
Makes Clawson’s bunch bleed.
They still can succeed
At pairing good cheese with good wine.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 2, 2018, 8:13 AM
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Like lighting a bomb with a torch,
In earshot from your own back porch,
You’ll hear a big “POP”
And progress will stop
When Simmons meets young Mr. Dortch.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 2, 2018, 5:04 PM
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Our bashing will make the deacs tender
To the point they won't know their gender.
Bodies will be bruised
And utterly used.
Like pups they'll roll over to surrender.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 3, 2018, 7:43 AM
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Coach Dabo drains depth to the dregs,
With legions of ever-fresh legs.
This week, we’ll all witness
The coaching staff fit’niss
Whole team in the game while Wake begs.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 3, 2018, 8:09 AM
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There's a little ole school in Salem
With players so bad, they don't pay'em
Who open their doors
So you and yours
Can walk up late to see us slay'em!
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 3, 2018, 9:01 AM
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In Winston, conspicuously,
A strong smoky smell there will be.
You’re tempted to think
It’s cigarette stink -
It’s Justyn Ross burning their D.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 3, 2018, 11:28 AM
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You’d think we might blow off this game
Like it’s unimportant or tame,
But trust me, my friends -
Our defensive ends
Will work hard to put Wake to shame.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 4, 2018, 7:52 AM
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Our boys lost a brother this week.
The healing and hope we all seek
Abounds from above.
The Comforter’s love
Uplifts us when spirits are weak.
Praying for the Fuller family this morning. Go Tigers.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 4, 2018, 9:34 AM
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Remember when Fuller ran the wheel?
Our hearts, on completion, he did steal.
The pass was a dime.
The catch more sublime,
As OU interfered in the deal!!!
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 4, 2018, 1:18 PM
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Look, Etienne’s just getting started.
The dominance that he’s imparted
Will only increase.
This week, he’ll release,
And LBs will be off-field carted.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 4, 2018, 9:13 PM
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When Saturday comes and we play,
You might not enjoy your best day,
But cheer up, Ol’ Deacs!
Your football team reeks,
But basketball’s right on its way.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 4, 2018, 9:18 PM
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There won’t ever be an “arrival.”
Your program will fight for survival.
No pigskin traditions,
Weak athlete admissions -
You don’t even have a real rival.
Neither do we, honestly...
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 4, 2018, 9:49 PM
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That little school, up in Winston-Salem
Doesn't think their offense will fail 'em
But Clelin, Wilkins and Big Dex
Their muscles, they begin to flex
I just don't think we'll ever trail 'em!
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 4, 2018, 11:32 PM
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Yeah, the pundits don't think we've been impressive
And their comments have surely been excessive!
But we all just know
Our Tigers are ready to go
To make the CFP our fourth consecutive!
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 4, 2018, 11:51 PM
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Yet another Deacon pass falls incomplete
As our D-line continues to apply the heat
It's really hard to pass
While sitting on your asss
A Tiger win is as certain as another Trump tweet!
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2018, 7:51 AM
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Let’s give the ol’ coin a good toss,
Then burn up the gold and black dross,
And get that next win!
Post-tailgates begin
With vinegar barbecue sauce!
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2018, 8:16 AM
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Loving the treads on ol’ deac’s big feet.
And that brim? Abe would call it, “Sa-weeet!”
When T-Law gets tired
His arm being wired
It’ll be ETN, wash, rinse, repeat.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2018, 9:56 AM
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Wake will look for some Peaks,
but finds little as our D-lines havoc it reeks,
In order for the deacs to get some thrills,
They will have to take a bottle of blue pills,
but the effect won't matter for weeks!
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2018, 11:51 AM
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It's loud like you ain' neva seen!
Their fans are so wild and so mean!
This awesome fan base
Is found in one place -
The Wake Forest B-ball arena.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 5, 2018, 8:43 PM
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Pretend that it’s Opposite Day:
“The Deacons will make Clemson pay!
No ETN rush,
Wake’s QB won’t flush,
The crowd will be hostile, they say!”
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 6, 2018, 6:13 AM
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It kinda makes sense Deac fans choose,
When offered a seat, to refuse.
They’re thinkin’, not clappin’ -
Does loss really happen
If no one is there when they lose?
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 6, 2018, 6:46 AM
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Our QB today will be Trevor,
He'll make all the coaches look clever,
When he drops back to pass,
And is kicking your a55,
You'll be wanting a brand new endeavor.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 6, 2018, 6:51 AM
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Today, our Tigers where White and Orange,
Uh!!!
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