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Eff my life
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Eff my life


Jun 25, 2019, 7:52 PM

Mrs fluff always believes the amount of time suggested on any recipe. Even though every time it takes more.

She has some fake Alice springs chicken from outback and hops in the shower. I add a couple of minutes to cook time and pull it out and start eating.

Halfway raw chicken.

I question her and she says she did less time than required because it was tenderloins and not a breast.

I may be posting from the ####### all night if I don’t wind up dead’d.

At least beef has provided me with some proper death tunes.

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Re: Eff my life


Jun 25, 2019, 7:57 PM

https://youtu.be/vx2u5uUu3DE

“Eff my life... it’s now or never, I ain’t gonna live for ever...”

Try not to jizz in your pants DGUAR!

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obligatory


Jun 25, 2019, 8:01 PM

shower pics of Mrs Fluff?

oh, and hope you're not deaded.

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More like mrs muff


Jun 25, 2019, 8:51 PM

AMIRITE?

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done***


Jun 25, 2019, 8:15 PM



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That’s why I do all the cooking...


Jun 25, 2019, 8:48 PM

I enjoy it and hate laundry for 6 people so that’s the trade off deal.

She made me a bagel last night and brought it up... wasn’t barely toasted and had way too much butter on it. Dog got half of it when she wasn’t looking. ??

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Buy the woman an instant read thermometer.


Jun 25, 2019, 8:49 PM

Most people overcook chicken not undercook. Either way it sucks.

thermapen for the win.

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They still mess it up...


Jun 25, 2019, 8:50 PM

Would walk away for too long and not have a timer on...

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Get yourself a meat thermometer and use it.


Jun 26, 2019, 9:32 AM

You'll stop eating raw chicken and also stop eating tough dried out chicken.

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ROH


Morning Followup


Jun 26, 2019, 9:40 AM

I survived the night and didn't get sick from the chicken.

I do have a thermapen already. it's even orange because i am a true fan

I usually do all of the cooking, but she wanted this one.

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