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All-In [26692]
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#metoo
Feb 18, 2019, 12:34 PM
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New Evidence Suggests President George Washington Sent Woodcut Of ##### To Secretary
2/23/18 1:59pm
PHILADELPHIA—Saying the discovery shed new light on the father of our country, a team of University of Pennsylvania archivists announced Monday that new evidence suggests George Washington sent a woodcut of his pen1s to his secretary. “After uncovering a well-preserved, remarkably graphic woodcut dating from the American revolutionary period, and establishing the provenance of both the woodcut and the image from such contemporaneous descriptions as exist, we believe we have conclusive proof that this image is indeed of President Washington’s erect pen1s and was in fact sent to Tobiana Lear, Washington’s personal secretary,” lead researcher Joyce Carrick said of the block print, which was discovered in the National Archives late last year tucked into a secretary’s desk drawer along with a note outlining her presence in the first president’s lewd sexual fantasies. “We suspect this was not the only woodcut, as many other printing blocks depicting what we now know to be Washington’s pen1s carved at different angles and shadings have also been found. It even appears that after the original woodcut was not met with a response, several oil portraits of his ######## were couriered to the secretary’s home.” Carrick’s team also discovered the official complaint that Tobiana Lear submitted to Congress concerning the suggestive woodcut, as well as the corresponding Presidential order immediately terminating Lear from her position and deporting her to England.
https://www.theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-president-george-washington-sent-1823275416
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Oculus Spirit [85323]
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Wonder if the wood carver assists in the "blood flow"
Feb 18, 2019, 12:42 PM
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as well as make the actual carving. That'd be a hayull of a job.
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Oculus Spirit [93668]
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He probably won't be prosecuted unless she...
Feb 18, 2019, 12:54 PM
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was a minor.
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All-TigerNet [12098]
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Sounds like he did more than Lear at her
Feb 18, 2019, 1:15 PM
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Wood teeth, wood penor, wood do?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Been there... Done that...
Feb 18, 2019, 1:20 PM
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word of caution.
Trace your penor first with a pencil. Don't try to trace it with a wood burner, chisel, or saw.
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All-TigerNet [12098]
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Whaaaaaat? Next you’ll be telling me he didn’t chop down
Feb 18, 2019, 1:28 PM
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that cherry tree!
Treasonous conspiracy balderdash. That’s what drinking that foreign beer and watching commie sports will do to you.
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CU Medallion [66054]
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So you're saying that
Feb 18, 2019, 3:05 PM
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wooden deal does was a thing ?
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All-In [26692]
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Somebody needs to let 19b know that's where the profit is.
Feb 18, 2019, 4:31 PM
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Pen1ses, not PEN15es
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