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All-In [38096]
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Let's be real for a second - The End of the Lunge
Dec 6, 2018, 3:05 PM
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It's quite obvious the Lunge has been dying a slow death for a few years now. A few obvious reasons come to mind; the end of LBODs, Trump, all of you idiots getting married, geechie's death, etc.
But if I had to pinpoint one reason, and only one ... gun to my head ... I blame that f@ggt FBCoachSC®
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The great banning of September 2017
Dec 6, 2018, 3:08 PM
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The crack down on scoks
The lack of new blood to troll
the only good posts left are the ones about taking a shid 7 times before lunch and accidentally trusting a fart
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Oculus Spirit [80954]
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There had been great bannings before that.
Dec 6, 2018, 3:11 PM
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And some time back in about 2003 there was a mass migration to new names, and nobody knew who anyone else was.
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Re: Let's be real for a second - The End of the Lunge
Dec 6, 2018, 3:12 PM
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I'm a 30 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENI5 farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.
It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENI5 can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I have an organism.
This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an organism. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.
I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.
My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.
How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENI5 farted?
Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed an outside opinion.
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Do you hear it when you SIIHB?
Dec 6, 2018, 3:21 PM
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If not, just go that route. Or maybe her(his) throat will muffle the sounds.
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Dr. Peter Venkman-
Dec 6, 2018, 3:30 PM
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Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dikc!
Walter Peck: Jeez!
Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!
Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard!
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Heisman Winner [135451]
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I won't go as far as to say 'the end' but one thing is
Dec 6, 2018, 3:19 PM
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certain...no way there's enough firepower left here to successfully take over the Georgia Peanut Growers Association message board. The imperialist empire days are long past us.
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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All of the good posters have moved on to the Cubs board
Dec 6, 2018, 3:21 PM
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I suggest OP do that as well. No mods over there.
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Re: Let's be real for a second - The End of the Lunge
Dec 6, 2018, 3:21 PM
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All-In [47646]
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We need a few old guys to come back
Dec 6, 2018, 3:25 PM
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STERLING®, lbjtheqtpie, TG, LED, C4L, TheUrinator, Cobb, etc.....
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TheUrinator ?
Dec 6, 2018, 3:28 PM
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seriously ?
Let's bring joeythefoot too, then
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Wasn't he the one who started the "Let VT run down the hill"
Dec 6, 2018, 3:31 PM
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fiasco?
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That was timmytoma
Dec 6, 2018, 3:32 PM
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timmytoma
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Oculus Spirit [80954]
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I thought it was OT***
Dec 6, 2018, 3:48 PM
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#metoo***
Dec 6, 2018, 3:53 PM
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Trumpwrong.gif
Dec 6, 2018, 9:54 PM
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toma posted in the Lounge, Barker gonna let VT run down the Hill.
Anything OT did after that is a ####### sad stolen troll
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Lot o points [155581]
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no, it was an ot original.
Dec 6, 2018, 9:57 PM
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I recall it hella well.
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scotty don't***
Dec 6, 2018, 4:06 PM
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oh hell no***
Dec 7, 2018, 9:23 AM
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Lot o points [155581]
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Everyone you mentioned has something in common.
Dec 6, 2018, 10:07 PM
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They don't take themselves too seriously.
Oh wait, nevermind, I missed that you had Cobb on the list.
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All-In [47795]
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did he ever finish his book?***
Dec 7, 2018, 9:23 AM
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CU Medallion [65975]
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I am extremely amused that FBCoach has that many
Dec 6, 2018, 3:26 PM
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haters. It's like it's an entire Cabal of Haters.
Seriously, he is really a good guy.
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All-In [46768]
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luh u bb***
Dec 6, 2018, 3:29 PM
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I do miss the 2pm shid posts. better than most other posts
Dec 6, 2018, 3:30 PM
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recently
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All-In [46768]
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My schedule changes from day to day
Dec 6, 2018, 3:32 PM
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2 pm has turned into whenever I have time.
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All-In [46768]
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Completely agree.
Dec 6, 2018, 3:35 PM
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I would also add
the scok purge/banning last year.
the doxxing of crulez and subsequent b!tch.ing
the irmotig fiasco (which was either a cause of or coincided with a slow down of posting from mauldint and shorty and an almost complete stoppage of robertn and tickle it.
Also some people got promotions and got busier. Shorty, me, aero ect.
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They need to bring back the guy who
Dec 6, 2018, 3:41 PM
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posted noodz of Mia Khalifa in the mange after her appearance with Deshaun Watson
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Oculus Spirit [80954]
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Doxxing..lulz
Dec 6, 2018, 3:50 PM
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Y'all act like I posted his SS number. Hell...I don't even know his name.
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the lunge dying a slow death "IS THE LUNGE"
Dec 6, 2018, 3:59 PM
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yes it is. die. die mother effer die. this is the lunge. it sucks. its dying. its great. great example...you know BITD when that couch got lit on fire you had a smile on your face as it burned to the ground or the CUFD put it out. it was marvelous and i couldnt wait to see it again. viva la lunge. die mother effer die. idgaf..... its free. would people really pay for this sh!t? 
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Well, we can always create a Lunge subreddit and revive the LBOD***
Dec 6, 2018, 4:30 PM
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VIVA LA SIF!
Dec 6, 2018, 5:01 PM
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also....WhoTF made me a mod of that place.
I don't know how to mod.
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I did
Dec 7, 2018, 8:48 PM
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And I didn't know how to mod
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Not enough drama in the Jounge anymore
Dec 6, 2018, 4:54 PM
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Back in the day the Jounge used to be like the late 90's Attitude Era WWF where there wars fought among the Joungers that resulted in about half the Jounge getting a warning from Crump daily. Lots of good characters to stir the pot like Urinator and the Jackal, great villains like CA and LED and great storylines such as Coworker/GD and Rock N Roll Teddy updates and lots of LBODs to keep ##### in the seats. Also great scok names were created almost daily to keep the pot stirred.
Unfortunately everyone got older and mellowed out and Crump has neutered the board to the point where it has devolved into "How was your weekend?", "What did you eat for dinner?" and 2 day old Reddit posts.
Tigernet either some new villains and heroes or needs to be reset like Gotham in The Dark Knight Rises
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Oculus Spirit [85054]
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I'm having vegan tonight
Dec 6, 2018, 4:58 PM
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It's a tradeoff for breakfast for dinner last night.
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