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Oculus Spirit [96799]
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Stadium gas
Sep 15, 2016, 2:09 PM
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Can someone tell me who do you report the passing of gas in the stadium to? We have a lady that sits in our section and she is either passing gas or burping and it is disgusting.
She tries to disguise it but leans to one side occasionally and the aluminum seats vibrate and then there is a foul smell for several minits. I can't enjoy the game for this and I want to know what I can do.
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Legend [16629]
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i say fight fire
Sep 15, 2016, 2:15 PM
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with fire.
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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Sh*t your pants when she starts farting
Sep 15, 2016, 2:16 PM
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everyone loves their own brand
#thisthreadisjoungeworthy
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Oculus Spirit [96799]
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Shut my pants?
Sep 15, 2016, 2:33 PM
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I DON'T HAVE THEM OPEN TO BEGIN WITH.
I'M NO PREVERT
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Team Captain [487]
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I always wear earplugs and sunglasses
Sep 15, 2016, 2:20 PM
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but neither seem to work well. At least not for gas.
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Oculus Spirit [96799]
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Rite but her
Sep 15, 2016, 2:23 PM
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poots don't make no noise so earplugs want help. Maybe I get some nose plugs?
Where they sell those/
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Team Captain [487]
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Re: Rite but her
Sep 15, 2016, 2:25 PM
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you getcha come of the GheyBen....or the BenGhey....and rub that all over your seat and U'L never smell her.
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CU Guru [1813]
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Re: Rite but her
Sep 15, 2016, 2:33 PM
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Rub that stuff on HER seat. And maybe get there early and put a note on her seat:
"Hey, we all know you're the one who's been stinking up this section. Please, if you have to pass gas, excuse yourself and visit the ladies' room - or at least the concourse."
That oughta take care of it.
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Oculus Spirit [96799]
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Great idea but the only problem is the lady is really
Sep 15, 2016, 2:35 PM
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fat and sits in the middle of the row. Evrytime she get up we all have to walk into the aile to let her out.
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Orange Blooded [2883]
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That could result in crop dusting and nose level
Sep 15, 2016, 3:50 PM
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Be careful with this one!
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Oculus Spirit [96799]
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You got it bro and she even has BO on top of evrything else.
Sep 15, 2016, 3:53 PM
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Might help if she shave her armpits.
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Team Captain [487]
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BODY ODOR SHAMING!!!
Sep 15, 2016, 2:47 PM
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I like it!
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Re: I always wear earplugs and sunglasses
Sep 15, 2016, 10:22 PM
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Please try nose plugs with duct tape on your mouth. (We old frts can help it, really.) Let there be peace in the Valley...
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Report her. I think vaping is not allowed.***
Sep 15, 2016, 4:55 PM
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Oculus Spirit [93608]
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Is she fat, she sounds fat.***
Sep 15, 2016, 5:29 PM
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Re: Stadium gas
Sep 15, 2016, 5:56 PM
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Does she have a hairy mole behind her left ear? If so, that's Gert. She was my babysitter back in the 80's. I once accidentally caught a glimpse of her nekkid and she has a #### the size of a goose's neck. She smokes black & milds and double fist spam sandwiches. She poops standing straight up. She makes love like a rabid raccoon attacking a trash can on a midsummer day.
I love that woman.
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All-TigerNet [10871]
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I think yore only hope is to buy her tigets
Sep 15, 2016, 6:16 PM
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Or have ##### with her for the tigets. Or just have the ##### with her and buy the tigets. Or maybe even have the ##### with her on the reg so that you can appreciate the other sounds and smells of bigger wimmen.
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No joke...
Sep 15, 2016, 7:07 PM
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Once I clicked this post there was an ad for nexium!!!!!
Can't make this stuff up!!!!!
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Re: Stadium gas
Sep 15, 2016, 7:55 PM
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Just make it a contest & outdo her. Stand up and aim your backside right at her. Hold your breath & bear down hard. I bet she gets the message...
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All-TigerNet [10563]
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That's my fiancé-
Sep 15, 2016, 7:59 PM
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You must have missed my earlier nacho bar and taco bar tailgate post
Plus she likes deviled eggs and pimento cheese
I love her very much
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Orange Blooded [2883]
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Pigs or it didn't happen...
Sep 15, 2016, 8:07 PM
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Aside from all of that nacho and taco discussion I don't see the big deal with the farters in the stadium. One game some years ago we had an overachiever farter on our row and that was not a good thing. The regular farters, eh, whatever but they should claim them and request high fives when appropriate.
As Eddie Murphy's dad said "It's the fart game son. You'll play one day."
Of course I am not ta nose level with those in front of me so this could be a "not tall" issue based on OP...
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Orange Blooded [3348]
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I'll ask my wife
Sep 15, 2016, 8:39 PM
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if it's her who has been gaasing up the stadium, and if it is, I'll ask her to please stop. If all you other guys can do the same, we may get to the bottom if this.
Can you tell us a Section, Row, and Seat number to help narrow down the culprit?
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Re: Stadium gas
Sep 15, 2016, 10:34 PM
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Send her name to Central Spirit. I'm sure they would love to have her help in filling up the balloons.
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110%er [8244]
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Deviled Eggs---Penrose Pickled Sausages---Miller Lite Beer
Sep 16, 2016, 5:59 AM
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Get your belly full before the game
you will have plenty of room in the stands
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CU Medallion [64977]
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Strike a match under her next time she leans over, she may
Sep 16, 2016, 8:14 AM
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launch herself into another section!
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