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Football Update: Video: Tommy Bowden with Dad Gum segment
Dec 5, 2012, 1:09 PM
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CU Medallion [67092]
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Re: Football Update: Video: Tommy Bowden with Dad Gum segment
Dec 5, 2012, 1:16 PM
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living of ole Daddy's expression just like he did with Daddy's name when coaching. Nice
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Re: Football Update: Video: Tommy Bowden with Dad Gum segment
Dec 5, 2012, 1:36 PM
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Please! Please! go back to coaching!
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Saban/Bowden Conversation
Dec 5, 2012, 2:24 PM
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I had to dig this back up.
Coach Tommy Bowden (TB): "Please, Lord, don't let him answer! Voice mail, Voice mail!"
Coach Nick Saban (NS):"Hello?"
TB: "....."
NS: "HELLO??"
TB:"Ummm, co-co-coach? Coach Saban, sir??"
NS:"Who is this?"
TB:"Coach Saban, this is Tommy."
NS:"Tommy who?"
TB:"Bobby Bowden's son, sir. Tommy."
NS:"Thomas, what do you need? Do we have any unfinished business?"
TB:"NO! I mean,'No Sir, Mr. Saban.' Last night was more than I needed."
NS:"Well, #$%&, boy why are you calling? Don't you know I'm breaking down film of Bob Toledo at UCLA?"
TB:"UCLA?? But, Coach Saban, you don't play UCLA this year!"
NS:"No, son, we don't. But, Toledo is the coach at Tulane, and I don't have enough data yet to chart his tendencies on 2nd-and-15+, with the wind at his back during night games on days that he eats bacon double cheeseburgers without pickle. I had to go back seven years to figure him out there. Did you know that Toledo doesn't like pickles on his cheesburgers?"
TB:"Well, no, no sir. I wasn't aware of that."
NS:"Now, Thomas, why was it that you called?"
TB:"Well, coach, we were having a talk this morning..."
NS:"WE who?"
TB:"Me, my brothers, and Diddy."
NS:"Ok, what were you talking about?"
TB:"Well, we's just trying to figure out what the heck happened to me last night. Can you tell me what I did wrong?"
NS:"Do you mean what you did wrong last night, or what you've been doing wrong your whole career?"
TB:"My whole career? What do you know about MY career?"
NS: "Well, let's start with giving your word to high school seniors that they'll get to touch the ball first in the opening game of the season. Thomas, it's honorable that you live up to your word, but, son, you can't put a game like that in the hands of a true freshman. At least, not one of YOUR true freshmen, and not against one of my defenses..."
TB: "Wait, slow down, Coach Saban. I'm trying to write this down."
NS: "Good God, Thomas, I don't have time for this. Your Diddy's won more games than anyone in NCAA history! Can't he help you??"
TB: "Well, coach, I don't know if you're aware of this, but a tenth of Diddy's wins came at Howard University, and he really hasn't coached at all for the last 8 or 9 years. But, Coach Saban, I was listening to your press conference and I heard you talking about FINISHING. Coach, I'd appreciate it if you'd tell me how to finish. That's been my problem here at Clemson - I can almost do it, but I just can't quite finish the deal."
NS: "Thomas, I can't help you there."
TB: "Well, why not??"
NS: "Before you can finish, you got to learn how to START. Aiight?"
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Double Dad Gum that was awful.***
Dec 5, 2012, 3:51 PM
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deer lord***
Dec 5, 2012, 4:02 PM
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I;m not sure Maryland would consider a missed last second
Dec 5, 2012, 4:06 PM
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field goal a "light moment".
whats that post doing in the way!
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Embarrassing***
Dec 5, 2012, 4:26 PM
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This was bad. I had forgotten how annoying he is.***
Dec 5, 2012, 4:54 PM
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what was in his left hand?***
Dec 6, 2012, 6:36 AM
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