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A cautionary tale
Dec 17, 2018, 11:18 AM
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June 2017: Friend of Crulez meets girl on social media dating app
November 2017: Friend of Crulez informs Crulez that girl has given him a deadline of March, 2018 to propose.
February 2018: Friend of Crulez proposes to said female
August 2018: Friend of Crulez and said female get married
December 2018: Friend of Crulez informs me said female is with child and expecting July 2019.
In approximately 760 days, friend of Crulez will have gone from single without a care in the world to married with a mortgage and a child.
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All-TigerNet [12505]
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Pigs ain't loading***
Dec 17, 2018, 11:19 AM
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All-In [40656]
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Thats part of the "cautionary" part
Dec 17, 2018, 11:27 AM
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I have some pretty low standards, but this one might be below my own based on looks/intelligence/crazy
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All-TigerNet [12505]
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ssssooooooo...
Dec 17, 2018, 11:28 AM
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pigs?
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Heisman Winner [119571]
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All-In [40656]
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She was a virgin
Dec 17, 2018, 11:46 AM
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So im gonna go with a no on that one.
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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Man, that relationship is probably going to get good
Dec 17, 2018, 12:17 PM
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I'm guessing he never dated much either, so neither of them have any idea of what they actually want. You might can look forward to some domestic violence situations in the relative near future. Don't look at it as a negative though, I lived next to a couple who would physically fight each other, it was great entertainment. He'd punch her, she'd slap him, good times.
Seriously though, it sounds like he'd be better off going to prison for a few years.
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Oculus Spirit [80978]
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"If I killed her, when I met her, I'd be gettin' out about
Dec 17, 2018, 12:33 PM
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now"
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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I think I finally understand what happens in situations like
Dec 17, 2018, 12:39 PM
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this though....
So I went and looked at Mahindra Roxxor's and Polaris Rangers on Friday. Do I need one? No. But it's all I've been thinking about ever since. Blasting through trails and mud holes, maybe going over small jumps...All sorts of rugged adventures. Moving dirt and other material with the dump bed, I've concocted this entire fantasy about what I'd do with a Polaris Ranger. Now, I know better, all I'll do it ride it a couple of miles around the neighborhood on paved roads....But it's hard to accept reality over the fantasy that I've built for myself around this magnificent vehicle.
I think this is what happens to a lot of dudes when it comes to women.
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Oculus Spirit [80978]
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It seems like a great idea to start with.
Dec 17, 2018, 12:46 PM
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"I'm going to spend the rest of my life with someone who loves me".
But then later you realize that the rest of your life is a really a long, long time, and not near as short as everyone says it is.
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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This relationship should have ended in November of 2017.
Dec 17, 2018, 11:24 AM
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Anything after that is his own fault.
Poor guy.
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I tried to be a good friend
Dec 17, 2018, 11:24 AM
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I did what I could, but if one doesn't want to take the wisdom, its his own downfall. You can see from the progression of events, he dug his own grave.
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Re: I tried to be a good friend
Dec 17, 2018, 1:38 PM
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Were you at the wedding? If so, the part where preacher asks if there are any reasons why not...?
That would be a friend. Now you can be the shoulder for him to cry on. Neither a very savory thought. You did try!
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condoms are for slutty people.***
Dec 17, 2018, 11:25 AM
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Should have walked when given a deadline.
Dec 17, 2018, 11:26 AM
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Oh well.
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I would bet anything that this girl makes your buddy
Dec 17, 2018, 11:34 AM
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take Sunset Heart Hands pictures of her to post on Instagram.
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December 17th, 2018
Dec 17, 2018, 12:26 PM
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we finally find something @Tiggity® doesn't know about
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Oculus Spirit [97664]
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I ain't ashamed to say what I don't know.
Dec 17, 2018, 1:03 PM
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I know nothing about hip hop, the Kardashians, Jane Austen, Hallmark movies, baking, etc. Also included would be most things dealing with selfies.
And cricket. Never could figure out that sport.
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She sounds lovely.***
Dec 17, 2018, 11:36 AM
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Remember when those use to be hookup apps, and
Dec 17, 2018, 11:37 AM
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both genders were totally ok with that concept? Who screwed THAT up?
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Women and beta males.***
Dec 17, 2018, 11:46 AM
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Reckon she's rich?***
Dec 17, 2018, 12:23 PM
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Well she is NOW.***
Dec 17, 2018, 12:27 PM
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Not at ALL
Dec 17, 2018, 1:40 PM
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Shes basically the owner of the crack houses you try to buy on craigslist.
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Oculus Spirit [97664]
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Well, she's not living in them, so there's that.***
Dec 17, 2018, 2:06 PM
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Re: A cautionary tale
Dec 17, 2018, 1:31 PM
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Is she hot? I mean even on the borderline hot? Cause I can understand. The wife and I got married after 7 months of dating, but that was so she couldnt leave me too easily.
We at least waited 4 years before having kids.
Please tell me she is hot.
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