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All-In [46762]
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Guard your Loins boys
Aug 15, 2019, 8:23 AM
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Having to delete an ol girl off of snapchat this morning.
Said girl is constantly sending me pictures of her bare legs while in her bed with a blanket covering her little pootie poo.
Went and looked at buddybook pictures of her just because.... curious...
The legs do not match the rest of the body.
Reminds me of this
Be careful out there boys. Women know how to adjust cameras.
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Hang on a sec....lemme see if I can get this skrate
Aug 15, 2019, 8:31 AM
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You're married. Live on a dead end road in BFE near somewhere where you drive to work every morning. You have and use Snapchat? And you have women sending pigs of their legs to you?
And somehow you're paranoid about a SCHP car driving down your dead end road for no reason thinking he may be banging your wife?
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These were a series of 3 unasked for snaps***
Aug 15, 2019, 8:32 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97634]
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I have snapchat. Left over from the days when it was the
Aug 15, 2019, 8:38 AM
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only thing that could do the cute face alterations and filters for funny pictures of the kids. I think it's still on my phone. The reason I say "think" is because I've never seen anything happen on it after I stopped using it for the pic filters.
Just checked. It's there. Opened it for the first time in 2+ years. NADA.
Just sayin.....
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Wait a minute. What am I hiding?***
Aug 15, 2019, 8:39 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75668]
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We'll just assume you are a slightly bigger train wreck than
Aug 15, 2019, 8:46 AM
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your cultivated persona lets on. Keep in mind, this is a dig at a total stranger, not you so just play along.
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Re: We'll just assume you are a slightly bigger train wreck than
Aug 15, 2019, 8:47 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97634]
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She is sending unsolicited snaps to FB Coach.
Aug 15, 2019, 9:36 AM
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What more do you need to know to know she's significantly busted?
note, now we are making fun of both parties.
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Oculus Spirit [97634]
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I never knew FBC was a woman
Aug 15, 2019, 10:25 AM
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Because only women report unsolicited dink pigs. And assuming he just deletes her from his snapchat, why do you assume SHE was busted?
Tumblr was awesome though because I'd get tons from real women. Still, most of them were whoors who were into "financial domination", and yes, that is a thing. Makes me cringe knowing there are men that stupid. Some were women into dating married men. Those are the worst because they're obviously aiming for blackmail. Most of them were pretty hot, assuming they post real pigs. I'd blocked them too though. Always about the $$$.
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Me going from the first paragraph to the second
Aug 15, 2019, 10:26 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97634]
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Well, it's not like I actually interacted with anyone
Aug 15, 2019, 12:48 PM
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Most I deleted. Some I told to find another idiot, then blocked.
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I dated this women last year...
Aug 15, 2019, 12:52 PM
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She was super hot but always asking for money so I just hit it a few times to say I did and bolted.
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Finally, someone following the rules around here***
Aug 15, 2019, 12:57 PM
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Wait...didn't you just get married?
Aug 15, 2019, 12:57 PM
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And you were dating a different chick last year?
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Oculus Spirit [97634]
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Engaged. Of course he posted pigs of his now fiance
Aug 15, 2019, 1:36 PM
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last year I think. So there's that. Must have been a quick turnaround.
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Oculus Spirit [80915]
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I thought he got married a few weeks ago
Aug 15, 2019, 1:56 PM
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And went on his honeymoon last week in Mexico or somethin'?
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Got engaged a few weeks ago.
Aug 15, 2019, 3:04 PM
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No date set for the wedding. Mexico trip was work prize
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Oculus Spirit [80915]
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So you were "dating" this chick last year
Aug 15, 2019, 3:20 PM
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and you're engaged to someone else, after you just got divorced last year?
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maybe he's dating his exwife and got reengaged to her***
Aug 15, 2019, 3:22 PM
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Re: maybe he's dating his exwife and got reengaged to her***
Aug 15, 2019, 3:24 PM
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He's a mover and a shaker. Gotta be quick to keep up
Aug 15, 2019, 3:53 PM
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See, in theory you can make it werk. Separate from wife. Find a side piece, or seven during that year of waiting. Women LOVE a separated but still married man....gives them a challenge. Gives him a full year of fun at least if he's happy. Get the divorce. Lose the last side piece and get future fiance. Shag her rotten for a few months, then propose, then set a date and take a pre-marriage trip to Mejiko.
Just don't come sulking in here after a few months being married wondering what you've done to change the lovely fiance you had into a raging #####, slob, who hates to cook, doesn't clean, and hates puppies and kids. We'll be the first to inform you she hasn't changed at all, you just ate up her BS until she got that ring.
He'll learn. Again.
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Oculus Spirit [80915]
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Let's slow down there, captain.
Aug 15, 2019, 3:58 PM
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He'll learn, not me.
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We all learned
Aug 15, 2019, 4:01 PM
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we all learned........
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Oculus Spirit [97634]
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Lol. Troof.***
Aug 15, 2019, 4:15 PM
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tree fitty to see the tip***
Aug 15, 2019, 2:48 PM
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Used diamond rings don't hold their value well
Aug 15, 2019, 3:58 PM
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anyway.
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Always beware the above the head selfie.
Aug 15, 2019, 9:11 AM
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Always equals fat...
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*Gird****
Aug 15, 2019, 9:45 AM
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an infographic to assist
Aug 15, 2019, 10:06 AM
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After reading the post, maybe he did mean gaurd
Aug 15, 2019, 2:09 PM
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guard your pork tenderloins so that this beast doesn't eat them all up.
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pigs?***
Aug 15, 2019, 10:05 AM
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See OP
Aug 15, 2019, 10:06 AM
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then imagine that flamingo is a redneck white girl
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Would you go get tid pigs already!***
Aug 15, 2019, 10:16 AM
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someone here said if you push down on the gut
Aug 15, 2019, 10:28 AM
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that 10 pounds of puss just blossoms up to you.
please Cangfirm....
#reportback
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I threw up a little in my mouth***
Aug 15, 2019, 12:53 PM
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