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All-In [34486]
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I work with this chick who weights no more than 85 lbs
Oct 9, 2019, 3:33 PM
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She's like 5'10 and darn good looking, just VERY thin... BUT!!!
I'm convinced that the human ######## can only scale down so much in proportion to the rest of the body (kind of like ears).
So, I imagine that this petite, long-legged chick would look pretty good naked, but when she bent over her ######## would be like some kind of combination of Hope Solo and and a prolapse.
A body that skinny just can't properly accommodate a ######## without it being somewhat lumpy and hanging off her butt.
And this is what I think about every time I see her.
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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There are 2 types of people in this world. Thinkers
Oct 9, 2019, 3:35 PM
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and doers. Don't be the former. And don't forget to post pigs of the prolapse.
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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Dated a chick like that in high school. all the holes work
Oct 9, 2019, 3:38 PM
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the same.
Just kidding I wouldn't know. I only made it to 2nd base with her.
I sware I seen a pig of her nude online one time though. 95% sure it was her.
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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I've had them thin, I've had them not so thin
Oct 9, 2019, 3:45 PM
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a hole's a hole and all made my thang swole.
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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#titsmatter***
Oct 9, 2019, 3:54 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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Funny thing is I've never had a partner with less than C cup
Oct 9, 2019, 4:33 PM
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GUYS OR GIRLS
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Oculus Spirit [78831]
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humblebrag***
Oct 9, 2019, 5:37 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97677]
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Wierdest thing, but the best seches evar was
Oct 9, 2019, 7:04 PM
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with a totally average girl. Average height. Weight. Chest. Hair. Body. Whatever. You'd never even pay her any attention in a bar or something because there would be hotter women. And uglier ones. Just would NOT stand out. Nothing bad, just nothing good. Solid 6.
But woah she did things my hottest and least attractive could never even think of doing.
Kinda helped that she was a one night stand too. Well, maybe a 3-4 night stand. Then she brushed her teeth in our bathroom and left her toothbrush overnight. Roomie pointed that out. 10 minutes later she was gone. Never to be seen again. The toothbrush rule was firm, and was NEVER ignored. To this day I have submitted toothbrush evidence on a few occasions to refute or confirm cohabitation in court documents. Was told by a lawyer that a judge got a kick out of my asking that question. Said it was a very good question to use.
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These things you speak of...
Oct 10, 2019, 1:32 AM
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Care to elaborate?
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Oculus Spirit [97677]
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Toothbrush rule was/still is a sound indicator that
Oct 10, 2019, 7:19 AM
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She's moving in. Only rule is you can't explain the toothbrush rule to the woman.
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Orange Blooded [3166]
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could be wrong
Oct 10, 2019, 9:13 AM
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but I'm pretty sure he didn't want to know more about the toothbrush rule... you have a captive audience for your own red shoe diaries- Jounge style... with praise like you're heaping on, we're all wondering if this 6 was doing things we've never even heard of before... like, was she sucking your dink from behind or something?
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RIP 92CuTigers2***
Oct 10, 2019, 9:55 AM
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I am starting to believe he made this up.
Oct 10, 2019, 4:18 PM
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Did you make this up @tiggity
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Bout a half inch. Pulled straight about an inch.***
Oct 10, 2019, 7:16 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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lol
Oct 10, 2019, 9:44 AM
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dat's some rookie ass shit right cher
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Farealdo
Oct 10, 2019, 9:48 AM
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that sounds more like my arm hair than chest hair.
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Oculus Spirit [80999]
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^^misspelled ear or nose***
Oct 10, 2019, 4:31 PM
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...well you know what you've got to do.***
Oct 9, 2019, 3:40 PM
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jerk off with a shampoo bottle jammed up his arsehole?***
Oct 9, 2019, 3:43 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75683]
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He'd be doing that anyway.***
Oct 9, 2019, 3:45 PM
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at a medium pace.***
Oct 9, 2019, 4:21 PM
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I'M SOOOO HUMILIATED, I'M ABOUT TO BLOW MY***
Oct 9, 2019, 4:36 PM
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The positive is that you won’t need
Oct 9, 2019, 3:44 PM
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Baby powder to find the holes ??
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Re: I work with this chick who weights no more than 85 lbs
Oct 9, 2019, 3:55 PM
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hang *outta* her butt...not off of it.***
Oct 9, 2019, 3:57 PM
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All-In [36450]
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I’ve had very skinny.
Oct 9, 2019, 3:58 PM
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The b hole doesn’t just pop out , it’s tucked in there very nicely. Now unless she has done a lot of annals and then it will pop out.
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Re: I work with this chick who weights no more than 85 lbs
Oct 9, 2019, 4:01 PM
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Curious how you envision childbirth from this one...***
Oct 9, 2019, 4:03 PM
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You ever put a watermelon under a woodsplitter?***
Oct 9, 2019, 4:04 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97677]
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You sound young. That was me at one time.
Oct 9, 2019, 4:12 PM
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Now, I'd be wondering ### is her flavor of cray cray to be so skinny. Whatever it is, I want NO PART of that. B-whole be ######.
Same general rule applies to horizontally enhanced wimmens.
And yes, I'm a thinker Mr. Ticklewhatever. Mainly because I've paid a heavy toll for being a doer.
Message was edited by: Tiggity®
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Oculus Spirit [79182]
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IT
Oct 9, 2019, 4:34 PM
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Tickle it
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Oculus Spirit [97677]
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### is IT?
Oct 9, 2019, 4:40 PM
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Asking for TXTF, I think.
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You want it all
Oct 10, 2019, 7:25 AM
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but you can't have it.
JKLOL, take it.
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Orange Blooded [3166]
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This thread has been a ray of sunshine for my morning...
Oct 10, 2019, 9:09 AM
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I've prolapsed a thin bwhole or two in my day... good memories
FTR- they stay proportionate on both ends and actually tuck in even farther as they get skinnier. Plus you can watch the exact shape of it going in and out of their abdomen when they are on their back- looks like a baby kicking or the alien scene out of spaceballs. Sounds a little creepy, but it actually was stimulating to know I was guttin that ho with something the size of her arm and she still loved it.
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Re: This thread has been a ray of sunshine for my morning...
Oct 10, 2019, 9:44 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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jounge.com/r/distension***
Oct 10, 2019, 9:56 AM
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Is the bwhole at least centered?***
Oct 10, 2019, 9:28 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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before or after?***
Oct 10, 2019, 9:53 AM
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